Machined Surfaces
@machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app
Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.
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Claude how do I “wipe my ass?”
Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address
September 26, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Claude how do I “wipe my ass?”
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Every big tech press release sounds like a threat
September 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Every big tech press release sounds like a threat
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We really didn't deserve to get talent this good. Spoiled rotten by this absolute 11/10 groove.
Madcon - Beggin
YouTube video by oficialmadcon
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September 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
We really didn't deserve to get talent this good. Spoiled rotten by this absolute 11/10 groove.
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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
September 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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i am willing to treat generative ai with nuance and an open mind the first second they employ even just one single prominent executive who is not America's Freakiest-Ass Bitch
September 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i am willing to treat generative ai with nuance and an open mind the first second they employ even just one single prominent executive who is not America's Freakiest-Ass Bitch
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Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
September 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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this is why we've all gone mad, we are still having fucking arguments George Carlin casually dismantled in the 1900s
MURRAY: The Trump admin falsely labeled birth control as abortion. Do you agree that an IUD is an abortifacient?
OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed
M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming
O: 😊
OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed
M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming
O: 😊
September 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
this is why we've all gone mad, we are still having fucking arguments George Carlin casually dismantled in the 1900s
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
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What was Icarus's favorite food? Hot wings.
September 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
What was Icarus's favorite food? Hot wings.
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Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
September 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
September 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
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child porn still okay tho?
Facebook & Instagram have banned ads for a Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they mention "social topics" like civil rights and feminism. 😠
Meta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminism
Theatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism
www.theguardian.com
September 22, 2026 at 8:18 PM
child porn still okay tho?
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Well I see Louis CK is back on tour www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Passenger says United ‘trapped’ her next to a man who masturbated on flight. Then the airline let him leave.
The woman said she was told she had to return to her seat during landing in spite of the sexual harassment she reported because there were no other available seats.
www.nbcnews.com
September 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Well I see Louis CK is back on tour www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
September 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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There's too much data
September 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
There's too much data
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"It's me, Elonk Mumps"
September 22, 2026 at 11:48 AM
"It's me, Elonk Mumps"
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Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
September 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
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"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
i don't care if the danged chat bots are "thinking." that's not my problem. stop putting them in my computers
September 21, 2026 at 7:11 AM
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
September 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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He just keeps making pure gold
The fountain of youth
YouTube video by Graeme Barrett
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September 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
He just keeps making pure gold