Jessa Jordan
@missjessajordan.bsky.social
I’m not a doll, I’m a Final Girl🗡️
On the journey to publishing my 1st solo EP
Hear the songs before the rest of the world👇🏽
https://discord.gg/t7aQqB4X2
On the journey to publishing my 1st solo EP
Hear the songs before the rest of the world👇🏽
https://discord.gg/t7aQqB4X2
A NEW FROM FIRST TO LAST ALBUM!?! Emo girlies up 20!!!
October 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
A NEW FROM FIRST TO LAST ALBUM!?! Emo girlies up 20!!!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but babyyyy, do NOT under any circumstances go with your first, second or even the third draft. The fifth one is the balm you need! Kill more darlings!!
September 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but babyyyy, do NOT under any circumstances go with your first, second or even the third draft. The fifth one is the balm you need! Kill more darlings!!
Walked into a crowded bar. It’s the top of happy hour on a Friday in center city. I was debating sitting between two couples since there was a single seat. Why did the woman in the straight couple to my right say “now you’ll be between these two BIG STRONG men!!” It’s giving swinger energy 😭🙈🥴
September 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Walked into a crowded bar. It’s the top of happy hour on a Friday in center city. I was debating sitting between two couples since there was a single seat. Why did the woman in the straight couple to my right say “now you’ll be between these two BIG STRONG men!!” It’s giving swinger energy 😭🙈🥴
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Organize *with* people, not *for* them.
It’s different
It’s different
September 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Organize *with* people, not *for* them.
It’s different
It’s different
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🚨 THE KAPOW HANDBOOK IS FINALLY DONE!!! 🚨
6 months, 5 authors, and 60 pages later, we’ve written a guide on how to integrate mutual aid and direct action into electoral politics. And we’re not gatekeeping this info either.
Get a free digital copy on 9/21 at kapow.works/handbook !!!
6 months, 5 authors, and 60 pages later, we’ve written a guide on how to integrate mutual aid and direct action into electoral politics. And we’re not gatekeeping this info either.
Get a free digital copy on 9/21 at kapow.works/handbook !!!
September 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
🚨 THE KAPOW HANDBOOK IS FINALLY DONE!!! 🚨
6 months, 5 authors, and 60 pages later, we’ve written a guide on how to integrate mutual aid and direct action into electoral politics. And we’re not gatekeeping this info either.
Get a free digital copy on 9/21 at kapow.works/handbook !!!
6 months, 5 authors, and 60 pages later, we’ve written a guide on how to integrate mutual aid and direct action into electoral politics. And we’re not gatekeeping this info either.
Get a free digital copy on 9/21 at kapow.works/handbook !!!
I don’t recall Bloc Party being this queer before but I’m all in on this new album
Turn Up Volume
ALT: Turn Up Volume
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September 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I don’t recall Bloc Party being this queer before but I’m all in on this new album
Love handing people my final girl rising stickers and seeing how excited they get!
September 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Love handing people my final girl rising stickers and seeing how excited they get!
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The CDC has declared the cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over. Nearly 13,000 cases in 21 states have been linked to Taylor Farms lettuce. 570 people have been hospitalized and two have died.
September 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The CDC has declared the cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over. Nearly 13,000 cases in 21 states have been linked to Taylor Farms lettuce. 570 people have been hospitalized and two have died.
I love Black women bc why did me + 3 other baddies make eye contact at the bathroom at Penn station and had a whole worldless conversation
September 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I love Black women bc why did me + 3 other baddies make eye contact at the bathroom at Penn station and had a whole worldless conversation
One time for the birthday bitch!!
September 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
One time for the birthday bitch!!
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💥 Today is the last day to drop off materials for Chicago @pslweb.bsky.social's mutual aid drive for Gary, Indiana!
Drop off donations today from 5–8 PM. Needed items include meal kits, baby formula, diapers and wipes, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, flashlights, batteries, and more!
Drop off donations today from 5–8 PM. Needed items include meal kits, baby formula, diapers and wipes, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, flashlights, batteries, and more!
August 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
💥 Today is the last day to drop off materials for Chicago @pslweb.bsky.social's mutual aid drive for Gary, Indiana!
Drop off donations today from 5–8 PM. Needed items include meal kits, baby formula, diapers and wipes, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, flashlights, batteries, and more!
Drop off donations today from 5–8 PM. Needed items include meal kits, baby formula, diapers and wipes, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, flashlights, batteries, and more!
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Measles-linked deaths since RFK Jr became HHS Secretary now surpass those recorded in the previous 20 years combined.
August 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Measles-linked deaths since RFK Jr became HHS Secretary now surpass those recorded in the previous 20 years combined.
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Aleshea Harris’ ‘Is God Is’ is currently streaming on Prime Video.
The film stars Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Sterling K. Brown, Vivica A. Fox, Mykelti Williamson, and Josiah Cross.
The film stars Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Sterling K. Brown, Vivica A. Fox, Mykelti Williamson, and Josiah Cross.
August 28, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Aleshea Harris’ ‘Is God Is’ is currently streaming on Prime Video.
The film stars Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Sterling K. Brown, Vivica A. Fox, Mykelti Williamson, and Josiah Cross.
The film stars Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Sterling K. Brown, Vivica A. Fox, Mykelti Williamson, and Josiah Cross.
Dirrrty iced chai for the win 😮💨
August 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Dirrrty iced chai for the win 😮💨
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It’s been almost 90 days since the American people have seen or heard from Mitch McConnell.
We’re still paying his salary.
We’re still paying his salary.
August 28, 2026 at 1:09 AM
It’s been almost 90 days since the American people have seen or heard from Mitch McConnell.
We’re still paying his salary.
We’re still paying his salary.
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Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
A.
Human.
Trafficker.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
A.
Kidnapper.
Of.
Children.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
The.
Modern.
Equivalent.
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A.
Concentration.
Camp.
Goon.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Needs.
To.
Face.
Criminal.
Prosecution.
For.
Human.
Rights.
Abuses.
Abolish.
ICE.
Prosecute.
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Is.
A.
Human.
Trafficker.
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Kidnapper.
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Modern.
Equivalent.
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Concentration.
Camp.
Goon.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Needs.
To.
Face.
Criminal.
Prosecution.
For.
Human.
Rights.
Abuses.
Abolish.
ICE.
Prosecute.
ICE.
August 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
A.
Human.
Trafficker.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
A.
Kidnapper.
Of.
Children.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
The.
Modern.
Equivalent.
Of.
A.
Concentration.
Camp.
Goon.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Needs.
To.
Face.
Criminal.
Prosecution.
For.
Human.
Rights.
Abuses.
Abolish.
ICE.
Prosecute.
ICE.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
A.
Human.
Trafficker.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
A.
Kidnapper.
Of.
Children.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Is.
The.
Modern.
Equivalent.
Of.
A.
Concentration.
Camp.
Goon.
Every.
ICE.
Agent.
Needs.
To.
Face.
Criminal.
Prosecution.
For.
Human.
Rights.
Abuses.
Abolish.
ICE.
Prosecute.
ICE.
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Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
August 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
I’ve already been boosting my immunity supplement intake wherever possible and beginning to mask again and now you’re telling me we’re running back measles?? Fucking hell
August 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I’ve already been boosting my immunity supplement intake wherever possible and beginning to mask again and now you’re telling me we’re running back measles?? Fucking hell
TIL: Measles can linger in the air for up to TWO HOURS after an infected person coughs!!
August 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM
TIL: Measles can linger in the air for up to TWO HOURS after an infected person coughs!!
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Two people have died from measles in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. No one should ever die of measles when we have such an effective vaccine. Measles deaths are a result of years of anti-vax disinformation.
August 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Two people have died from measles in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. No one should ever die of measles when we have such an effective vaccine. Measles deaths are a result of years of anti-vax disinformation.
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In Gary, Indiana, without refrigeration insulin supplies are being spoiled, and people who depend on oxygen cannot pump it from their tanks due to lack of electricity. A public health disaster.
August 23, 2026 at 10:07 PM
In Gary, Indiana, without refrigeration insulin supplies are being spoiled, and people who depend on oxygen cannot pump it from their tanks due to lack of electricity. A public health disaster.
I hate when a mf shoots a shot and it’s a blank.
August 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I hate when a mf shoots a shot and it’s a blank.
Is it cunt to get a vanity plate for your first car?
August 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Is it cunt to get a vanity plate for your first car?
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The ICE agents of today are the Klansmen of yesterday.
August 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The ICE agents of today are the Klansmen of yesterday.