👻Spooky Xanthippe👻
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👻Spooky Xanthippe👻
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will you people shut the fuck up
October 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
October 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors.

"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
October 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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‘The Decadent Muse’
Claude Fayette Bragdon,1896
October 2, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Out: building god at the god factory.
In: building questionable demons at the demon tinker workshop.
October 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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603) Tubabot. Ideal for both orchestral accompaniment and for punctuating another hilarious disappointment. #SmallRobotsRemastered
September 30, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
September 29, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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you will be rewarded with:
- uncomfortable silence probably
- maybe you will lose that friend idk is that such a big deal
September 29, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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you will not be rewarded with:
- sexual and/or romantic favors (sliding value scale relative to the chastity of rescued woman, however this can be applied to any woman, no matter how biblically libidinous)
- government-issued tshirt, hat, or badge indicating you are “one of the good ones”
- parade
September 29, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
September 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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12,500 sqft fallout shelter, Las Vegas, 1970s www.tumblr.com/thetriumphof...
September 26, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Mondial Relay just informed me that the chosen pickup point for my parcel is unavailable… so they’re dropping it off at a shop 47 km away.

No, I don’t know what possessed them to do it this way either.
September 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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*blackadder theme*

His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
September 27, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Minnie you demented egg freak eating your sacks of eggs
September 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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effective altruism is when one of the train tracks has a guy tied to it, and the other one might have five guys tied to it, in some distant point you can't see
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
September 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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terminator reboot but it’s humans going back to 1999 to make sure Y2K happens so the internet dies forever
September 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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talent is a lie
September 26, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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incidentally i think these guys are the patron saints of bluesky
happy Jim Henson’s birthday from the museum of the moving image
September 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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I have blamed
The agents
That hacked
Your website

And which
You probably
Reasonably thought
I controlled

Forgive me
I am rich
And unaccustomed
To taking responsibility
September 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
September 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Credit Carp
September 24, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Waiting for a CD from Nick to upload it to music.com so it will be available to put on your own mix
September 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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James Gurney, "Dinosaur Boulevard" www.tumblr.com/spacenoirdet...
September 25, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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I'll be taking a break from work this week to get to the bottom of something. A case that's been bugging me for years.

God help me.
September 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM