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• I have never misunderstood anything in my life.
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• he/they • Somerville, MA • born 1993, making me younger than Taylor Swift (late 1980s, I think?) • #1 Kyojuro Rengoku stan 🔥
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To sweeten the deal I'm attaching some memes I hope will never die.
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October 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The Times-Picayune has been "failing" for decades. They are in perpetual struggle. Here's a 60 Minutes piece about them from 2013 about literally the same thing.

At a certain point, this is just who you are. You don't try, you don't fail. You just *ARE*.
October 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
You ever sit on a bench in the park, and a cement truck goes by making very distressing sounds? Cuz heck that's a new one.
October 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Another banger to hang on the wall
October 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I think we gotta point out obvious stuff.

I say this as a progressive: A genuine problem with the left has been we sorta just assume everyone knows the same "basic" stuff.

When someone doesn't know something, we treat them like they're an idiot and refuse to teach them. We're wrong here.
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October 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Ya did. Ya really did.

I truly was holding out hope? I really loved her work! But fuckin hell... I saw it coming a mile away and I still hoped it wouldn't happen. GAH
September 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I keep seeing people ask what CNC is. Sorry in advance: Consensual Non-Consent is rape play. You and your partner(s) agree in advance to very few, or no limits during sex. So if someone says "No, stop", all parties agreed in advance to ignore that.

Imo? CNC perfectly defines the AI bros.
So about that batshit insane AI millenarian Silicon Valley sex cult running much of big tech….from Sonia Joseph:

siliconvalleynotes.substack.com/p/agi-cnc-an...
September 18, 2026 at 10:28 AM
To avoid a monkeys paw situation: Sam Altman specifically.

His firm has routinely broken into other company servers (that were reasonably secured from outside access). This *IS* illegal.

"I didn't do it, the AI did" Okay but you run the company making the AI.
ianal but this all seems fairly straightforward cybercrime? I know we don't care about laws anymore, but start to again and start throwing people at openai in jail, and they'll stop doing it
September 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Dose of Buckley put out a good vid about Tyga's AI album flopping. He pointed out the 200th bestselling album on Billboard was Californication by RHCP, released in 1999, and Starface wasn't even beating that.

So this is apparently just a thing lmao I was unaware
How popular is Mr Brightside in the UK?

This is this week’s Top 100 singles charts for the UK.

Mr Brightside is on Week 522 on the charts.
September 12, 2026 at 11:06 AM
FLAWLESS VICTORY: I SAID "Happy 9/11" TO MY BABA AND HE REPEATED IT BACK CHEERFULLY BEFORE HE REALIZED WHAT HE JUST SAID
September 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*that* explains *A LOT*
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
September 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
@sprite put this on your bottles
I W H E R E T H E S I L E N C E M E E T S
T H E S E A I

Where the silence meets the sea, there is nowhere left to hide—only the choice to keep walking.

— The Asylum Art —

#AbstractArt #Expressionism #Solitude #Melancholy #ContemporaryArt #Seascape #ArtOfTheDay
#art #cptsd #sea
September 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
did **ANYONE** (who is not a rich person, I guess) honestly think this would work?
RIP bozo

*LIV GOLF SAYS IT FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY IN NEW JERSEY
September 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I have learned that something that makes my 71yo Baba active and perk up is cringe comedy. So to get him moving on Labor Day I put on Scott's Tots, and he's both mortified and cleaning up his room.
September 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
no no no no no no NO no No NO NO NO no no no. why?!! no. you fucking kidding me?

he learned what Bayesian means and made being smart his personality instead of just being smart.

Where was I? Oh yeah: ew no no no no wtf no no no I'm a prison abolitionist but goddamn he challenges my beliefs.
Oh I missed this

Once again I’m struck by the vacuous yet arrogant emptiness of these people, they are incurious and uncaring, and the world tells them they are special and wonderful for being like this
September 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I don't see how one of the four pilots responsible for crashing Asiana Flight 214 went on to work for the DoD, but frankly it speaks to Hegseth's gross incompetence and dedication to racism.
September 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I feel like a lot of the daily Bluesky "problems" could be solved by learning how to ignore annoyances?

You can just not read the nyt opinion pages. You can just avoid fox news. Idk why you do this to yourself? If it was "helping" why do you sound so angry and depressed all the time lmao idiot
September 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
"A Quantum of Jew-particle" remains Bob Dylans most difficult work.
I find this quite difficult to parse but I thiiiiiink Elon thinks he’s magnanimously describing white-skinned Jews as white but holding out the possibility that we contain a quantum of Jew-particle?

this is like three belt levels of caliper mastery past what I can follow
elon's being weird about jews again
September 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
1/ There's legitimate grievance about Zitron. And then there's this. Most of this is opinion. "5 was a substantial leap over 4.5" you kidding me?

IMO a decent chunk of his hating is cuz it pays well being the #1 ai hater, so he will do annoying, play dumb stuff like asking "wHaT dOeS iT eVeN dO?!!"
How accurate have Ed Zitron's AI skeptic predictions been?

danluu.com/zitron/
September 2, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I remember last night my neighbor honestly thought 20 min was too early, even at 1% results in. I totally get it, but literally no one I know personally voted for Moulton.

I cannot stress this enough: there's MANY, *MANY*, **MANY** things to loathe about Seth Moulton. May his soul find peace.
DDHQ Race Update (est. 52% in): Massachusetts US Senate Democratic Primary

Edward Markey (D): 316,172 (64.2%)
Seth Moulton (D): 176,066 (35.8%)

Follow more results here:
votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/293201
September 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
SOMERVILLE!!!!!!! WE DID GREAT!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand how Moulton did better in Newton than he did in Worcester or Springfield
September 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I should be able to pin others comments to my profile, but I can't. So I'm reposting with this comment instead.

To sweeten the deal I'm attaching some memes I hope will never die.
August 31, 2026 at 8:56 AM
YES.

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IGNORE THE IDIOTS. I SERIOUSLY WISH EVERYONE WOULD JUST GET THIS. YOU WILL NEVER PLEASE THEM. THAT ISN'T A YOU PROBLEM. THAT IS 100% ON THEM.
It’s a lesson that if in 2029 or 2033 or ever we get a chance to fix what’s broken, we have to fix it and ignore institutionalist complaining. Cause they will complain.
we can learn a lot how Magyar launched “Operation Cleansing Fire” to reform the courts and completely de-orbanize Hungary

the funniest things to me though is that

1. this has been an extinction-level event for Fidesz

2. human rights Watch is mad about it for some reason, truly beyond parody
August 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
This site will expect the next Dem president to deliver what FDR delivered in four terms but in the first 100 days and if they don’t they’ll call them a fascist.
A non-zero number of folks on Bluesky, for understandable reasons, have put way too much hope in the next Democratic administration in the US, and are brewing themselves up for another existential breakdown in like 2029 or 2030.
August 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I legit gave up gaming as a teenager cuz I was so disgusted by "hardcore gamers" and this guy was directly responsible.

This mugshot is healing something in me. Younger me would love to see this lmao
"are you still serving breakfast"
August 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM