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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Triple Shockwave from Sun Crossing Rocket

Credit: John Winkopp for WAI media

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26061...

More amazing pics by J. Winkopp at www.spacecoastpictures.com

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A photography featuring the passage of a rocket in front of the Sun, capturing multiple shockwave structures. Explanation: What's happening to this Sun-crossing rocket? The SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, visible on the upper left, launched only about one minute before this amazing image was captured. As it rose to low Earth orbit from Cape Canaveral, Florida, USA, in late May, the rocket became supersonic before it crossed the disk of the distant Sun -- from the perspective of the well-placed photographer. The spacecraft's high speed caused bow-shaped compressed-air shockwaves to form across leading surfaces, with at least three visible even outside the Sun's disk because they refract sunlight. The trailing exhaust caused turbulence visible on the lower right. None of this was damaging to the robotic Starlink 10-53 mission, which delivered 29 communications satellites to low Earth orbit as planned. And if that isn't amazing enough - the Sun had spots! Credit text: APOD
June 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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comicscovers.bsky.social
The Beyond 22 (2031)
June 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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retrocommercials.bsky.social
June 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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naiijah.blacksky.app
Way too many Jalens in the NBA
March 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
May 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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11dragonkid11.bsky.social
Might be a tad too long
The gyre tightens. the unpredictability gap closed. the demisolar hum of the ship's spinal cannon sends tremors up through the deck and into your core. Everyone onboard has a job to do, and this one is yours, you cannot miss this shot, if you miss, you and everyone else onboard this ship is dead
May 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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skepchick.org
Today I logged into my trash account and was GENUINELY DELIGHTED to learn that they record and post video of every pickup so I was able to confirm my suspicions. I've watched this several times and it keeps making me laugh for some reason (possibly mental illness)
May 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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denobel.bsky.social
Love this beat in Star Trek where Khan whacks a guy so hard he blows the crotch out of his pants
April 30, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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dorsalstream.bsky.social
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
April 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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unormal.bsky.social
sorry its this one
April 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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qed2.bsky.social
April 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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bfskinnerstan.bsky.social
I say "here come da ladle" with alarming regularity
April 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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jamellebouie.net
everyone knows this is the funniest tweet
April 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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mtsw.bsky.social
Think about this one like once every 45 minutes
April 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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numb.comfortab.ly
@krassensten If Innocent, RIP OJ Simpson.
April 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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lizaledwards.bsky.social
a new form of teen fuck-up emerges
Screenshot from Legal Advice UK subreddit: "My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned. Scotland He's 14 and stupidly decided to try and roleplay with Gemini using its live camera mode. The AI correctly identified he was underage and Google banned all my accounts. He did it on the family tablet. It has parental controls to stop him watching innapropriate stuff, but we dind't realise Gemini wasn't covered by these. ALL of our entire family's Google accounts were linked to that tablet. Google banned them all. Everything gone. 15 years of business completely inaccessible. All my emails, all my documents saved in Google Drive. Even my website was linked to my Google account and that's been locked down too. We've written to Google and begged for it to be reinstated but they've said all the accounts have been shut down for child protection reasons. I don't know how I'm going to pay my mortgage in 3 months time. I've literally lost ALL my records for my accountant. My company year ends in May. My whole life is completely fucked. Is there any legal mechanism I can use to get all my google accounts back?"
April 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming
6 pictures of old people in marine uniforms. 4 out of the six are screaming, the other two seem to show the same dude who looks quietly scared but isn't screaming
March 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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enord.bsky.social
theonion.com/gaywads-dork...
Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord
ROCKVILLE, MD—In a historic show of wad solidarity, delegates representing gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday in the cafeteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High Schoo...
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March 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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ryanlcooper.com
and this one is a close second theonion.com/fire-consume...
Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play
RAVENA, NY—Authorities confirmed a four-alarm blaze tore through the countryside Sunday, burning down a picturesque farm where thousands of sick and elderly dogs had been sent by parents who wanted th...
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March 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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weirdmedieval.bsky.social
thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again
an old wooden cathedral door with a hole in the bottom through which a cat pokes its head
March 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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rusty.todayintabs.com
It’s finally over
Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
February 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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actualnames.bsky.social
Sore Fuckmann

New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925
February 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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marygillis.bsky.social
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
noobule.bsky.social
@skepchick.org I have something in your wheelhouse for investigation, in fact it's so in your zone I worry you've covered it already: is there an epidemic of dogs getting poisoned by eating THC laced human poo in parks
A sign from a park, written by local volunteer park organisation, warning dog owners of the possibility and dangers of THC poisoning via ingestion of poo left by human marijuana users
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM