Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody)
@norcoslinger.bsky.social
#VaxedWaxedBoostedAndRelaxed. I’m a liberal pharmacy tech who plays violin (poorly). She/Her. #AbortionIsHealthcare #JesusIsFake. Anon for a reason. Taken. 🙌Go Ducks!
Pinned
I’m gonna say the same thing here I said on Twitter—don’t DM me unless we interact otherwise. Following me, waiting til I follow back then sliding into my DM’s earns you an automatic block. Creepy as fuck.
Someday I’m gonna have the funds to live in a place where avocados are ripe and plentiful. So tired of making flavorless guacamole.
October 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Someday I’m gonna have the funds to live in a place where avocados are ripe and plentiful. So tired of making flavorless guacamole.
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Neighborhood grocers used to provide grocery on credit for customers they knew to be reliable but we imagined we moved past that kind of precarity after like the 60s.
People are financing groceries.
People are financing groceries.
People are financing groceries.
People are financing groceries.
People are financing groceries.
PEOPLE ARE FINANCING GROCERIES!!!
People are financing groceries.
People are financing groceries.
People are financing groceries.
People are financing groceries.
PEOPLE ARE FINANCING GROCERIES!!!
September 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Neighborhood grocers used to provide grocery on credit for customers they knew to be reliable but we imagined we moved past that kind of precarity after like the 60s.
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Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda.
beyond parody -- Newsmax runs ads for the new Trump $1 coin ... that you can buy for $9.95 each 😆
September 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda.
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Do you know how we are certain ivermectin doesn't work for COVID?
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
September 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Do you know how we are certain ivermectin doesn't work for COVID?
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
Ugh. Tampa Bay or Philly for week 2 KO in my survivor pool?
September 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Ugh. Tampa Bay or Philly for week 2 KO in my survivor pool?
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It's like you're down to your last packet of Ramen. Broke til payday. But at least you have that packet of Ramen.
And you tear open the package to discover there is no soup powder pouch.
That's the U.S. right now.
And you tear open the package to discover there is no soup powder pouch.
That's the U.S. right now.
August 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It's like you're down to your last packet of Ramen. Broke til payday. But at least you have that packet of Ramen.
And you tear open the package to discover there is no soup powder pouch.
That's the U.S. right now.
And you tear open the package to discover there is no soup powder pouch.
That's the U.S. right now.
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Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
August 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
@bigtparker.bsky.social please stay safe. Fuck DJT for getting us into this mess.
August 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
@bigtparker.bsky.social please stay safe. Fuck DJT for getting us into this mess.
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
July 20, 2026 at 5:50 AM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Soccer is terrible, boring, and dumb. I’m willing to die on that hill.
July 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Soccer is terrible, boring, and dumb. I’m willing to die on that hill.
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When Trump was elected the first time, shame on him for for being a bad president. When Trump was re-elected a second time, shame on the American people. There were so many warnings about how the guardrails would be completely gone in his second term. This 4 years of Trump will effect us for decades
June 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
When Trump was elected the first time, shame on him for for being a bad president. When Trump was re-elected a second time, shame on the American people. There were so many warnings about how the guardrails would be completely gone in his second term. This 4 years of Trump will effect us for decades
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do cats know they are soft
June 18, 2026 at 3:46 AM
do cats know they are soft
I was fine today, even knowing what day tomorrow is. Felt like tomorrow was gonna be okay. Then tonight it hit me like a ton of bricks outta nowhere tomorrow is 14 years since my dad passed. And now I can’t stop crying.
June 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I was fine today, even knowing what day tomorrow is. Felt like tomorrow was gonna be okay. Then tonight it hit me like a ton of bricks outta nowhere tomorrow is 14 years since my dad passed. And now I can’t stop crying.
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June 14, 2026 at 6:30 AM
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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May 31, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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May 31, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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May 31, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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#Freedom250... DC's very own Fyre Fest
May 29, 2026 at 1:16 AM
#Freedom250... DC's very own Fyre Fest
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May 22, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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The bartender at my neighborhood bar decided to change the Pandora station to They Might Be Giants radio.
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around. 🤣
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around. 🤣
May 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The bartender at my neighborhood bar decided to change the Pandora station to They Might Be Giants radio.
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around. 🤣
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around. 🤣
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I'm old enough to remember when the US government had ethics rules. And astonishingly, officials were actually expected to obey them.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump’s More Than 3,700 Trades Provoke Wall Street Astonishment
President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosures show that he or his investment advisers made more than 3,700 trades in the first quarter, a flurry totaling tens of millions of dollars and involv...
www.bloomberg.com
May 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I'm old enough to remember when the US government had ethics rules. And astonishingly, officials were actually expected to obey them.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...