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September 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
September 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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insane license plate
September 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fake Maya Angelou quotes to hastily explain to mid-level management the concept of being nice in order to try and stave off unionization campaigns is very funny.
September 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Like this tweet if Monk is better than Severance
September 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
September 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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heads up
September 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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jfc another all-time fav finally getting the treatment YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
September 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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this is how I start 80% of all sentences when I'm drunk but then what follows is usually something like "a cold glass of water can be very refreshing"
September 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
"I'll confess I'm shocked by this" is so funny. That's it, you've done it. You've shocked Will Stancil: the famously unflappable, always composed man.
I'll confess I'm shocked by this: seeing a respected progressive voice openly argue that it's better to defeat Democrats who have been flaky on trans rights than to secure Democratic control of the US Senate and US House.

Unbelievably foolish, short-sighted, self-sabotaging nonsense.
September 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Just found out my mentor, the legendary figure who taught me everything I know, is the one behind the sinister plot I’ve been unraveling 👎
August 15, 2023 at 2:05 AM
look at my CTO dawg, I'm getting images in DMs in Q4 2029
It’s weird how everyone is having big apprehensive reaction about a technology that changes the nature of humanity
September 8, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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You are not the tallest person on bluesky
September 4, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer
August 27, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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More like Writer S. Thompson

(i learn that he was also an avid hunter)

More like Hunter S. Writer
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I love to read a beautiful book and have it profoundly change my life for 45 seconds
August 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
The National Association of Black Journalists gives Stephen A. Smith the “Thumbs Down” award for his “recurring public pattern of disparaging public commentary directed at prominent Black women across politics, sports and media.”
August 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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ソファー下から人に飛びつく妖怪のお住まいを覗いたらバチバチにガン飛ばされた
August 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
August 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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August 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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sometimes on my laptop I get the intuition that there's a beautiful interesting website I should be visiting but I either can't think of it or it is my mission to find it
August 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It's natural Axios writers would readily embrace this because I think you have to have suffered a traumatic brain injury to write in their house style, but lol that this guy isn't even pretending to do the bullet points, he's just bolding "the robot agreed."
Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this.

www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
August 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Frequently bought together
May 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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They should make a social media site that shows everyone a different color every day and you can only post "Yes" or "Good"
June 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM