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Sarah Paris
@pariswritesco.bsky.social
Author. Freelance Writer. TV Editor for Fanfare, a pop culture publication. Former TV and Film features writer at Looper. Lover of democracy. Sometimes semi-funny (although I think I'm hilarious). Please no DMs unless I know you or it's pertinent.
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I had this short story pinned to the platform that shall not be named account for a while. It was one of my favorites to write but is a bit dead in the water. Thought I'd share here as well:

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Life From the Ashes
A man lives in the heavy shadow of his childhood heroism
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My man looks like a henchman thrown off a roof by James Bond
September 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Republican Rep. Thomas Massie reads articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth.

About. Damn. Time.
September 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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My man looks like the mysterious new arrival in a Stephen King novel
September 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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My man looks like a Cabbage Patch doll did legal work for Big Tobacco
September 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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My man looks like the police sketch of the man who exposed himself to patrons at a local water park
September 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Paul Simon pays tribute to the victims of 9/11 by performing “The Sound of Silence.”
September 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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"As you can tell from our name, we invite you to step across the threshold of ordinary life into a world of exquisite writing, spiritual luminescence, and fried lasagna."

(Happy birthday, Mary)
Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
8/17/25
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September 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Gonna combine my $2000 DOGE check with my $5000 tariff dividend and the $5000 vote check and buy a new house and new car with a 50 year mortgage and a 15 year car loan. The Golden Age, baby!
September 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Thousands of leaders means more leadership😂🔥
"I didn't think a full, 6-day-per-week, 14-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the 'generate' button, followed by the 'approve' button, thousands of times a day on SlurryHose. But experience has shown me that I was wrong."
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Why We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person
“I didn’t think a full, six-day-per-week, fourteen-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the ‘generate’ button, foll...
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September 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
September 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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My man looks like he goes to school board meetings even though he has no kids
September 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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My man looks like his house has a "jerky pantry"
September 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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My man looks like he runs a Subway franchise that always smells like bleach
September 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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My man looks like a claymation model of JD Vance
September 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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My man looks like a wax model of Ryan Gosling that was exposed to the elements
September 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Love, love, love this.

ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social
September 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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hyperbole kills more people annually than all other literary techniques combined
July 5, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Happy Birthday to the Mank!
How How
it it’s
started going
August 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Hey God! Still the wrong 80 year old...I hear 3rd time's the charm, though🤔
August 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
You go, Josh!!!🔥
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro says RFK Jr. offered federal help after two unvaccinated people died from measles, the first U.S. deaths this year. Shapiro declined, saying PA could handle it, and confronted Kennedy, telling him: “There’s real life consequences to spreading misinformation.”
August 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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This is beautiful. I'd never seen this
August 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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From the official DHS account. Doesn’t get much more un-American than this. If you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention.
August 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Noooo💔😭. This is the worst timeline ever. 2020 feels like it's still going, tbh
August 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Let’s talk about Medicare for All.

What would it mean for the individual American? ⬇

The day you’re born you get a card that gives you health insurance with no premium, co-pay, or deductible. Doesn’t matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26 or 65, get married or divorced — it's there for you.
August 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM