Mister Stu
@phorenzik.bsky.social
General buffoonery. Sometimes a bit moany. Shows potential. #ActuallyAutistic
A satirical thing I write that nobody reads: parpculture.wordpress.com
A satirical thing I write that nobody reads: parpculture.wordpress.com
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Mister Stu
@phorenzik.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Ben Stiller followed me on here because I made a stupid, but mean comment about his films, whilst praising Severance.
Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com
You have earned my respect sir.
Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com
You have earned my respect sir.
Why has someone put an old CRT TV in tate mode on the outside of that building?
Most UK diplomats to leave East Jerusalem consulate as Miliband says 'mission' to remain
Most UK diplomats to leave East Jerusalem consulate as Miliband says 'mission' to remain
Israel said in September it would act in response to UK sanctions on illegal Israeli settlements in the West Bank.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 8, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Why has someone put an old CRT TV in tate mode on the outside of that building?
October 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Explicitly says they're 'WRITING' it, multiple times, which implies a human touch, but everyone knows it'll be GenAi shite
He even admits they'll use 'new technology' (which means Gen Ai) & likens it's use to Maya and Photoshop. An argument Ai folk love to peddle
youtu.be/lTSaPajJCcE?...
He even admits they'll use 'new technology' (which means Gen Ai) & likens it's use to Maya and Photoshop. An argument Ai folk love to peddle
youtu.be/lTSaPajJCcE?...
Dizzy is back!
YouTube video by OliverTwins
youtu.be
October 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Explicitly says they're 'WRITING' it, multiple times, which implies a human touch, but everyone knows it'll be GenAi shite
He even admits they'll use 'new technology' (which means Gen Ai) & likens it's use to Maya and Photoshop. An argument Ai folk love to peddle
youtu.be/lTSaPajJCcE?...
He even admits they'll use 'new technology' (which means Gen Ai) & likens it's use to Maya and Photoshop. An argument Ai folk love to peddle
youtu.be/lTSaPajJCcE?...
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Normalize the knowledge that an introvert may prefer to text than talk on the phone because it gives us more time to think
October 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Normalize the knowledge that an introvert may prefer to text than talk on the phone because it gives us more time to think
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There's plenty of reasons why players could talk themselves out of trying out your new game. Don't let AI be one of them.
Of 338 new games released on Steam last week, 120 had an AI disclosure.
More than 300 games released on Steam last week, and 120 of them had AI disclosures
All the interesting Steam facts for the week ending June 14.
www.pcgamer.com
June 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
There's plenty of reasons why players could talk themselves out of trying out your new game. Don't let AI be one of them.
Surely everyone with a shred of intelligence already knows he's a lying, evil, charlatan?
Everyone else is too stupid to reason with, so this will fall on deaf ears
Everyone else is too stupid to reason with, so this will fall on deaf ears
October 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Surely everyone with a shred of intelligence already knows he's a lying, evil, charlatan?
Everyone else is too stupid to reason with, so this will fall on deaf ears
Everyone else is too stupid to reason with, so this will fall on deaf ears
I know only children play COD, but including a young Rolf Harris is a bit on the nose!
Sony Pictures is in talks to land the rights for a adaptation of the popular video game Battlefield that has Michael B. Jordan on board produce.
Sony In Talks For 'Battlefield' Movie From Michael B. Jordan
Sony Pictures is in talks to land the rights for a adaptation of the popular video game Battlefield that has Michael B. Jordan on board produce.
bit.ly
October 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I know only children play COD, but including a young Rolf Harris is a bit on the nose!
The inner Circle (particularly the 'celebrity' episode that's on right now) is one of the the most performative pieces of shite I've ever seen
Barely anything for the audience to play along with and if Deal or No Deal didn't exist, it might be the worst gameshow of all time?
Barely anything for the audience to play along with and if Deal or No Deal didn't exist, it might be the worst gameshow of all time?
October 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The inner Circle (particularly the 'celebrity' episode that's on right now) is one of the the most performative pieces of shite I've ever seen
Barely anything for the audience to play along with and if Deal or No Deal didn't exist, it might be the worst gameshow of all time?
Barely anything for the audience to play along with and if Deal or No Deal didn't exist, it might be the worst gameshow of all time?
The PS6 is much further away than most people think
This is to get a few extra years out of the PS5
Sony knows they've fucked their audience with the 'no physical' thing
A high PS6 price after this negativity would make for a disastrous launch that they'd never recover from
This is to get a few extra years out of the PS5
Sony knows they've fucked their audience with the 'no physical' thing
A high PS6 price after this negativity would make for a disastrous launch that they'd never recover from
Sony's Quietly Improved Base PS5 Hardware with a Number of Internal Optimisations
Sony's Quietly Improved Base PS5 Hardware with a Number of Internal Optimisations
New models shipping now
www.pushsquare.com
October 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The PS6 is much further away than most people think
This is to get a few extra years out of the PS5
Sony knows they've fucked their audience with the 'no physical' thing
A high PS6 price after this negativity would make for a disastrous launch that they'd never recover from
This is to get a few extra years out of the PS5
Sony knows they've fucked their audience with the 'no physical' thing
A high PS6 price after this negativity would make for a disastrous launch that they'd never recover from
Bought a Bluetooth receiver off eBay
They've sent me a MUCH older model to the one advertised
Every single feature they bullet pointed is unsupported on this model
They also have illegal T&Cs (no returns)
No response to messages so I've had to open a case with eBay
So many chancers out there
They've sent me a MUCH older model to the one advertised
Every single feature they bullet pointed is unsupported on this model
They also have illegal T&Cs (no returns)
No response to messages so I've had to open a case with eBay
So many chancers out there
October 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Bought a Bluetooth receiver off eBay
They've sent me a MUCH older model to the one advertised
Every single feature they bullet pointed is unsupported on this model
They also have illegal T&Cs (no returns)
No response to messages so I've had to open a case with eBay
So many chancers out there
They've sent me a MUCH older model to the one advertised
Every single feature they bullet pointed is unsupported on this model
They also have illegal T&Cs (no returns)
No response to messages so I've had to open a case with eBay
So many chancers out there
Solar cat is charging up
October 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Solar cat is charging up
Fuck off Traitors and fuck off Strictly
Sick of the fucking adverts for shit that I couldnt give less of a fuck about
Sick of the fucking adverts for shit that I couldnt give less of a fuck about
October 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Fuck off Traitors and fuck off Strictly
Sick of the fucking adverts for shit that I couldnt give less of a fuck about
Sick of the fucking adverts for shit that I couldnt give less of a fuck about
Castlevania Advance, Dominus & Anniversary collection can be bought separately on the Switch eshop for a combined total of £17.97
Or, you can buy the triple pack, which contains the SAME three packs combined, for £52.19
Digital pricing is mental
Or, you can buy the triple pack, which contains the SAME three packs combined, for £52.19
Digital pricing is mental
October 1, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Castlevania Advance, Dominus & Anniversary collection can be bought separately on the Switch eshop for a combined total of £17.97
Or, you can buy the triple pack, which contains the SAME three packs combined, for £52.19
Digital pricing is mental
Or, you can buy the triple pack, which contains the SAME three packs combined, for £52.19
Digital pricing is mental
Woke up with excruciating shoulder pain yesterday
Worse today
Last time it happened it lasted for several months and I hope it's not another one of those incidents
Worse today
Last time it happened it lasted for several months and I hope it's not another one of those incidents
October 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Woke up with excruciating shoulder pain yesterday
Worse today
Last time it happened it lasted for several months and I hope it's not another one of those incidents
Worse today
Last time it happened it lasted for several months and I hope it's not another one of those incidents
That McVities advert with the AWFUL, EAR- BLEEDING rendition of Together in Electric Dreams can FUCK all the way off
September 30, 2026 at 11:57 AM
That McVities advert with the AWFUL, EAR- BLEEDING rendition of Together in Electric Dreams can FUCK all the way off
Accidentally bought alcohol free Asahi
It smells exactly like beer but tastes like beer flavoured pop, which, technically, it is.
Not recommended
It smells exactly like beer but tastes like beer flavoured pop, which, technically, it is.
Not recommended
September 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Accidentally bought alcohol free Asahi
It smells exactly like beer but tastes like beer flavoured pop, which, technically, it is.
Not recommended
It smells exactly like beer but tastes like beer flavoured pop, which, technically, it is.
Not recommended
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CDs don’t make you listen to 10 minutes of gambling ads before playing 3 songs.
16.3 million CDs were sold in the first half of 2026 in the US, a 16 percent increase year-over-year.
Why are people buying so many CDs?
Collectors, affordable prices, and big K-pop albums.
www.theverge.com
July 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
CDs don’t make you listen to 10 minutes of gambling ads before playing 3 songs.
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Electromechanical TV Goes 3D with This Light-field Display
Electromechanical TV Goes 3D with This Light-field Display
A mechanical TV — the kind that makes an image with a Nipkow disk and a single lamp with some help from persistence of vision — is easy enough to …read more
hackaday.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Electromechanical TV Goes 3D with This Light-field Display
Fuck off with this re-release bullshit
After the success of Avengers Endgame: Encore , a re-release of 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' is being planned with extra footage.
'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' Re-Release In Works With Extra Footage
After the success of Avengers Endgame: Encore , a re-release of 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' is being planned with extra footage.
bit.ly
September 29, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Fuck off with this re-release bullshit
Removed a tick from the daughter's friend's cat (their family is squeamish and I'm surprisingly good at it)
Afterwards, whilst they praised me, I told them I thought it was a Deer tick, except I didn't say that
I said Dick teer, because I'm a fucking idiot and then I died of embarrassment
Afterwards, whilst they praised me, I told them I thought it was a Deer tick, except I didn't say that
I said Dick teer, because I'm a fucking idiot and then I died of embarrassment
September 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Removed a tick from the daughter's friend's cat (their family is squeamish and I'm surprisingly good at it)
Afterwards, whilst they praised me, I told them I thought it was a Deer tick, except I didn't say that
I said Dick teer, because I'm a fucking idiot and then I died of embarrassment
Afterwards, whilst they praised me, I told them I thought it was a Deer tick, except I didn't say that
I said Dick teer, because I'm a fucking idiot and then I died of embarrassment
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The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…
May 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…
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This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
September 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.