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mike g
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'scuse me, while I pierce the blue sky. all posts run the full gamut from bad to worse, it's the Mike G guarantee (or your money back). Autistic hipster (dx'd before it became cool), he/him.
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Last Sunday I helped my beautiful friend peacefully move on. It's estimated he spent over 15 years in this world, 12.5 of which I was lucky enough to be a part of. Thank you for everything Marker, I love you and I will miss you.
Lol nice pick pretty boy Allen.
October 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Story of my life (albeit on a much smaller scale)
October 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I haven't seen anyone mention that cab drivers in London famously have to take a test proving they know all the streets in the city. It's hard, you have to be smart to pass it, cab drivers are highly respected as a result. No GPS required. I feel like these are all good things.
What was driving like before GPS? Did you just wing it?

Did you only go places you knew how to get to? Were you just better at remembering steps to get somewhere?
October 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Fantasy Football Advice Guy: "Ya gotta get this key guy off waivers before your opponents do, he's the next Puka who will win ur season, don't wait you'll regret it!"

Me: "Ok"

I use my waiver priority to add said key guy, who immediately goes on IR.
October 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Bryce Harper vs Chris Sale - Battle of the Uncs!!
October 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
OH GOD IM BEING IMMEDIATELY ASSAULTED BY NEW HAMPSHIRE POLITICAL ADS!!
Fine I guess I will tune into Barves vs Phillies, not that the result matters all that much.
October 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Fine I guess I will tune into Barves vs Phillies, not that the result matters all that much.
October 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by mike g
Imagine creating an environment where all of your preferences are amplified and directed right back at you. Imagine a world without any friction whatsoever. I would kill myself out of sheer boredom.
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
September 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
44 years ago last night they blew up the chicken man in Philly. His house too.
Bruce Springsteen released ‘Nebraska’ 44 years ago on September 30, 1982 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/BSnebraska
September 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The Red Sox-Yankees game tonight has certainly been must-not-see TV. What a snooze fest! 💤😴💤
September 30, 2026 at 3:02 AM
We've entered the best 1.5 weeks of the baseball season, the early playoffs, where 12 teams enter carrying the hopes & dreams of millions of fans only to have 8 of them disappoint in the most merciless of ways. oh the glorious concentrated suffering as fans learn the brutal reality of elimination.
September 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Just got back from watching Primetime and I enjoyed the movie but two things bother me:

A.) How did I not know Deion Sanders had a side hustle exposing sexual predators on cable TV?

B.) Great as he was, having a white guy actor in the role was kind of inappropriate.
September 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I have been living in the land of existential dread for too long, I think it's time to pivot to it's more fun, more carefree and irresponsible younger cousin, absurdism.
September 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Literally sending your family a bill for the bullet they used to destroy you.
September 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Somehow it was never impressed upon me as a child the level to which condensation would show up as a regular obstacle to keeping an orderly home, and how frustrating it'd be. It's literally liquid that can seep through solid glass, like wtf sorcery is going on here.
September 28, 2026 at 3:28 PM
turning a big dial taht says "liver damage" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
September 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Men will literally rage themselves into a stroke over every Alonso dong instead of going to therapy.
every home run that pete alonso hits makes me hate david stearns even more
September 26, 2026 at 10:56 AM
As much as I love Pete Alonso and think he's a great guy, it puzzles me the way so many Mets fans seem more attached to him than Lindor and Soto. Yeah, they weren't raised by the Mets, but they chose them. Pete chose to leave. I know it's a job to them all but at the end of the day, facts are facts.
September 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
What I hate most about this world is the way it constantly teases you with optimism to think things could be ok, only to always sadistically rip the rug out. At least in Lake of Fire land it's terrible all the time, u get used to it.

"Check the weather today?"

"Yep, raining fire again."

"Cool."
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Obviously it's always gonna be the latter cause anyone selling you a solution will go out of business real quick.
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
September 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"I'm sorry I got caught trying to remain neutral on a moving train"
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Ed Sheeran opens solo concert with comments about Gaza, says what's happening is 'catastrophic and unjustifiable.'
September 20, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Well considering I'm a middle aged loser with nothing to show for anything, 20 year old me would probably just be "yeah that tracks".
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Emmet Doyle es carpintero, músico folk y organizador sindical. El Gobierno de Trump le acusa, junto a otras 14 personas ( #Minnesota15 ), de ser un "terrorista doméstico" y de "conspirar contra el Estado".
Mi entrevista con Doyle en @elsaltodiario.com 👇
www.elsaltodiario.com/estados-unid...
Emmet Doyle (Minnesota 15): “Trump necesita fabricar una conspiración para acabar con toda disidencia”
Emmet Doyle es carpintero, músico folk y organizador sindical. El Gobierno de Trump le acusa, junto a otras 14 personas, de ser un terrorista doméstico que mantiene lazos con Antifa. Doyle, con quien ...
www.elsaltodiario.com
September 17, 2026 at 5:11 AM
turning a big dial taht says "Toxic" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
the people crave bluesky social credit scores
September 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM