Plain Reckage
@plainreckage.bsky.social
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
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Plain Reckage
@plainreckage.bsky.social
· May 14
Is Apeshit more or less crazy than Batshit? I need some clarity here, maybe a scale of crazy. And why are these two at the top? I bet Porcupine crazy is next level.
<Throws UCF jersey in disgust, puts on ODU shirt. Tosses ODU shirt, finds a UVA shirt. Spikes the UVA shirt> Linda, where are my Star Wars shirts? WTAF
October 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
<Throws UCF jersey in disgust, puts on ODU shirt. Tosses ODU shirt, finds a UVA shirt. Spikes the UVA shirt> Linda, where are my Star Wars shirts? WTAF
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Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump.
Gas tank:
Gas tank:
October 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump.
Gas tank:
Gas tank:
I need a political candidate that runs on one issue - making it illegal for political candidates to text you. I suspect we will all be screaming for this by November.
October 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I need a political candidate that runs on one issue - making it illegal for political candidates to text you. I suspect we will all be screaming for this by November.
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Maybe we can get a Houston cheerleader in the press box with Andre Ware to make it even more obvious that this is a very partisan broadcast.
October 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Maybe we can get a Houston cheerleader in the press box with Andre Ware to make it even more obvious that this is a very partisan broadcast.
Dammit. Those Houston helmets look fantastic. We’ve had almost a decade of Space Games and never thought to make the football helmets look like an astronaut helmet? On the other hand, this enhances the value of the payback game today. Let’s beat them in their house in THEIR Temu Space Game. #GKCO
October 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Dammit. Those Houston helmets look fantastic. We’ve had almost a decade of Space Games and never thought to make the football helmets look like an astronaut helmet? On the other hand, this enhances the value of the payback game today. Let’s beat them in their house in THEIR Temu Space Game. #GKCO
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[using Bene Gesserit "voice"]
EXTRA CHEESE
EXTRA CHEESE
October 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
[using Bene Gesserit "voice"]
EXTRA CHEESE
EXTRA CHEESE
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Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized
September 20, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized
Remember the days when every headline wasn’t about the US President? My bad, I tweeted that in 2017. WTAF GDI
September 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Remember the days when every headline wasn’t about the US President? My bad, I tweeted that in 2017. WTAF GDI
<Wakes up. Reads news> “C’mon cholesterol, can you show the fuck up for work already?”
September 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
<Wakes up. Reads news> “C’mon cholesterol, can you show the fuck up for work already?”
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Friday mood 🎃🖤
September 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Friday mood 🎃🖤
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ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day
September 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day
Looking to forward to reading @thisisjeffsharon.com musings in the AM as to what we learned about UCF after the Syracuse/Pitt game. The Orange has already outscored UCF, so there’s something.
September 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Looking to forward to reading @thisisjeffsharon.com musings in the AM as to what we learned about UCF after the Syracuse/Pitt game. The Orange has already outscored UCF, so there’s something.
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“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on”
~the FBI, apparently
~the FBI, apparently
September 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on”
~the FBI, apparently
~the FBI, apparently
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I’m not holding a grudge. I’m ResentmentMaxxing.
September 17, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I’m not holding a grudge. I’m ResentmentMaxxing.
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Alright everyone, I'm letting the secret out.
Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system.
cosmosrankings.com
Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system.
cosmosrankings.com
COSMOS Rankings
College Sports Ranking System
cosmosrankings.com
September 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Alright everyone, I'm letting the secret out.
Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system.
cosmosrankings.com
Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system.
cosmosrankings.com
Maybe just give them one extra second? Too soon?
September 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Maybe just give them one extra second? Too soon?
How is this ridiculous situation at FSU not trending?
September 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
How is this ridiculous situation at FSU not trending?
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The Big Ten investigated the Big Ten’s replay of the Big Ten’s stadium clock that resulted in a Big Ten win, and the Big Ten has found that the Big Ten did nothing wrong.
Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory.
Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory.
September 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The Big Ten investigated the Big Ten’s replay of the Big Ten’s stadium clock that resulted in a Big Ten win, and the Big Ten has found that the Big Ten did nothing wrong.
Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory.
Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory.
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Where do I put my hands if I do care?
September 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Where do I put my hands if I do care?
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I thought the Lewis/Holyfield draw in 1999 was the worst sports crime I've seen committed but this is the new beltholder.
September 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I thought the Lewis/Holyfield draw in 1999 was the worst sports crime I've seen committed but this is the new beltholder.
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Well.... we'll always have Massachusetts beating Rutgers...
September 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Well.... we'll always have Massachusetts beating Rutgers...
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I was today years old when I learned that College Football was fake like Pro Wrestling
September 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I was today years old when I learned that College Football was fake like Pro Wrestling