[//] Professor Hazard
@prof.hazardlabs.com
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Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:
show me the parallel world where Mariska Hargitay made a series of Wonder Woman movies
September 16, 2026 at 9:46 AM
show me the parallel world where Mariska Hargitay made a series of Wonder Woman movies
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Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
September 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
I wish I loved anything as much as this bug wants to die
September 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as this bug wants to die
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I went into Lanterns with a sigh of "let's see how they've ruined it" only to find I was able to tolerate their Hal Jordan choices in favor of everything else that is surprisingly great about it. REALLY curious how Guy Gardner fits into all this.
Five episodes in, #Lanterns has gone from a show I was cautiously optimistic about to one I’m completely invested in.
“Lights Out” is easily one of the strongest episodes yet. Absolutely phenomenal from start to finish.
Full SPOILER review:
www.serializd.com/review/88428...
“Lights Out” is easily one of the strongest episodes yet. Absolutely phenomenal from start to finish.
Full SPOILER review:
www.serializd.com/review/88428...
September 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I went into Lanterns with a sigh of "let's see how they've ruined it" only to find I was able to tolerate their Hal Jordan choices in favor of everything else that is surprisingly great about it. REALLY curious how Guy Gardner fits into all this.
somebody needs to make smooth face memes of dan quayle so he can understand what it would have been like to have to be a dumb vice president in the age before memes
September 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
somebody needs to make smooth face memes of dan quayle so he can understand what it would have been like to have to be a dumb vice president in the age before memes
@jamesgunn.bsky.social what does it feel like to know that you're the only one with the power in hand to responsibly begin the process of having Ambush Bug cross over with Deadpool for the first cinematic Marvel/DC crossover content on the big screen, a thing I and I assume ten other people want
September 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social what does it feel like to know that you're the only one with the power in hand to responsibly begin the process of having Ambush Bug cross over with Deadpool for the first cinematic Marvel/DC crossover content on the big screen, a thing I and I assume ten other people want
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September 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I went out to lunch and I come back to find Tallarico is the new milkshake duck
September 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I went out to lunch and I come back to find Tallarico is the new milkshake duck
The word "lede" is unique in that its only use by anyone is to correct the spelling of someone saying "bury the lead". I've lived four decades on this earth in some real nerd spaces and no one ever uses the word in any other context. It should be given an award for its service to pedants.
September 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The word "lede" is unique in that its only use by anyone is to correct the spelling of someone saying "bury the lead". I've lived four decades on this earth in some real nerd spaces and no one ever uses the word in any other context. It should be given an award for its service to pedants.
wishing a happy rosh hashanah to everyone, even the haters and losers
September 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
wishing a happy rosh hashanah to everyone, even the haters and losers
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We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
On 9/11, the people of Gander stepped up. They showed the very best of Canada.
September 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
Hey @nebula.tv bail this man and his good content out
Almost every video I've made in the past year has been demonetised. YouTube is getting much worse, and it has now made it impossible for me (and most video essayists) to earn a living.
Please share.
Please share.
YouTube just killed my channel.
YouTube video by Jack Saint
youtu.be
September 11, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Hey @nebula.tv bail this man and his good content out
"I WANT THESE GOBLINS OFF OF MY MONEY PLANE!"
- keltsey gramner, money plane iv
- keltsey gramner, money plane iv
September 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
"I WANT THESE GOBLINS OFF OF MY MONEY PLANE!"
- keltsey gramner, money plane iv
- keltsey gramner, money plane iv
I think in terms of humor 9/11 is a very specific kind of punchline that comedians still respect enough to expect to get a gasp or dark chuckle out of the audience with. I think that's just the best we can do as a people to cope with the miserable gash that never heals that was cut into our lives.
September 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I think in terms of humor 9/11 is a very specific kind of punchline that comedians still respect enough to expect to get a gasp or dark chuckle out of the audience with. I think that's just the best we can do as a people to cope with the miserable gash that never heals that was cut into our lives.
who up eatin they HIT HIT
September 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
who up eatin they HIT HIT
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the year is 2026 and hollywood no longer knows how to produce a variety sketch comedy show
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
the year is 2026 and hollywood no longer knows how to produce a variety sketch comedy show
@quorators.bsky.social I AM ASHTAR
WE ARE ALL JIM HAGGERTY - Official Lyric Video
YouTube video by InfoWars
youtu.be
September 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
@quorators.bsky.social I AM ASHTAR
I think the city of Philadelphia owes a karmic debt to that traveling robot that they beat to death with hammers. They should really fix him and let him continue his journey
September 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I think the city of Philadelphia owes a karmic debt to that traveling robot that they beat to death with hammers. They should really fix him and let him continue his journey
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how are they even getting these pictures of people???
September 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
how are they even getting these pictures of people???
President Jimble already did it, Smiling Friends got his ass
President Donald Trump pledged to send every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of the House and Senate in the midterm elections. The promise, made at the GOP's midterm convention in Dallas, could cost over $1 trillion and would require congressional approval.
Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes dubious pledge to give every US adult $5,000 if GOP wins
President Donald Trump says he plans to give every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of the House and Senate in the midterm elections.
bit.ly
September 10, 2026 at 6:07 AM
President Jimble already did it, Smiling Friends got his ass
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microdosing not getting a big task done by not doing the smaller, otherwise attainable subtasks
September 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
microdosing not getting a big task done by not doing the smaller, otherwise attainable subtasks
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For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
September 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.