Puck Sherburn
@pucksherburn.bsky.social
Just Dude, looking for pals who don't suck.
I like MPLS City, MN Aurora, Liverpool & doing cool stuff outside.
I like MPLS City, MN Aurora, Liverpool & doing cool stuff outside.
I would commit treason for a cranberry redbull right now.
It hasn't been available in 5 years & that shit still has a hold on my mental health.
It hasn't been available in 5 years & that shit still has a hold on my mental health.
October 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I would commit treason for a cranberry redbull right now.
It hasn't been available in 5 years & that shit still has a hold on my mental health.
It hasn't been available in 5 years & that shit still has a hold on my mental health.
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Winter is coming, bitch.
Trump tries to start a race war: "The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants ... The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!"
October 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Winter is coming, bitch.
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LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
John Urschel published a paper proving a mathematical conjecture regarding Gaussian elimination. on.wsj.com/3THJSZ1
The Former NFL Lineman Who Solved a Decades-Old Math Problem
John Urschel published a paper proving a mathematical conjecture regarding Gaussian elimination.
on.wsj.com
October 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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the tech industry is about to invent books
October 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
the tech industry is about to invent books
I flat out told the sales guy I wouldn't even consider a vehicle without knob or slider Climate Controls.
Him: "Well, that narrows down the options"
Him: "Well, that narrows down the options"
[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I flat out told the sales guy I wouldn't even consider a vehicle without knob or slider Climate Controls.
Him: "Well, that narrows down the options"
Him: "Well, that narrows down the options"
At the time of my diagnosis I had to put the mini mott & baily log fort on hold due to a major injury. My Nephews were bummed but were being patient.
It was awsome until some hunter started using it as a deer blind. Then we had to tear it down because all the area kids found it & were partying there
It was awsome until some hunter started using it as a deer blind. Then we had to tear it down because all the area kids found it & were partying there
The giveaway about my autism diagnosis should have been me confidently telling the therapist that I didn't have any hobbies, meanwhile I was midway though self-converting a van into a campervan to sleep in when I go away kayaking at the weekends.
October 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
At the time of my diagnosis I had to put the mini mott & baily log fort on hold due to a major injury. My Nephews were bummed but were being patient.
It was awsome until some hunter started using it as a deer blind. Then we had to tear it down because all the area kids found it & were partying there
It was awsome until some hunter started using it as a deer blind. Then we had to tear it down because all the area kids found it & were partying there
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I know a lot of Midwestern Boomers who miss having a game in Tampa every season. I even know a couple families who bought condos in Sarisota specifically because of this division alignment.
even in an era of y2k nostalgia and more general cultural conservatism you don’t see a lot of people calling for a RETVRN here
October 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I know a lot of Midwestern Boomers who miss having a game in Tampa every season. I even know a couple families who bought condos in Sarisota specifically because of this division alignment.
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under the current economic conditions, the only location that can profitably produce salsa is…(does some quick math)…this can’t be right…new york city?!
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months. Read More👉 ebx.sh/FFZdl8
October 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
under the current economic conditions, the only location that can profitably produce salsa is…(does some quick math)…this can’t be right…new york city?!
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Skipping right over the confederates and Nazis, eh?
Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
October 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Skipping right over the confederates and Nazis, eh?
This is a perfect representation of a conversation you'd hear at a Midwest dive bar.
youtube.com/shorts/okU5V...
youtube.com/shorts/okU5V...
October 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This is a perfect representation of a conversation you'd hear at a Midwest dive bar.
youtube.com/shorts/okU5V...
youtube.com/shorts/okU5V...
I love Satle a lot, but its teaching me how small Europe is. If I went straight west of my house for 400 miles I wouldn't hit a single major city. Hell, the biggest cities within 400 miles are Madison & Des Moines.
Europe that's 3 national borders & 4-10 major cities.
Europe that's 3 national borders & 4-10 major cities.
September 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I love Satle a lot, but its teaching me how small Europe is. If I went straight west of my house for 400 miles I wouldn't hit a single major city. Hell, the biggest cities within 400 miles are Madison & Des Moines.
Europe that's 3 national borders & 4-10 major cities.
Europe that's 3 national borders & 4-10 major cities.
With my bifocals on its a bird in my reader's & a goat in my distance lenses...
September 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
With my bifocals on its a bird in my reader's & a goat in my distance lenses...
Loving that man's wife grabbing his ass & sitting him down just for A'ja to come over & maje sure his ass stayed down.
September 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Loving that man's wife grabbing his ass & sitting him down just for A'ja to come over & maje sure his ass stayed down.
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It’s a FACT. 😂
September 30, 2026 at 12:12 PM
It’s a FACT. 😂
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He absolutely does not deserve this, but I think we can all admit it would be very funny
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Mark Carney set to snatch Nobel Peace Prize from Trump
www.independent.co.uk
September 29, 2026 at 8:25 PM
He absolutely does not deserve this, but I think we can all admit it would be very funny
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Its hilarious a special counsel had an autocorrect in a text he probably fired off as he was getting ready for a big Daddy Daughter date.
Those texts were then run through an AI agent. Which lead to a US Senator looking like an absolute fool in a hearing 2.5 years later.
Those texts were then run through an AI agent. Which lead to a US Senator looking like an absolute fool in a hearing 2.5 years later.
September 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Its hilarious a special counsel had an autocorrect in a text he probably fired off as he was getting ready for a big Daddy Daughter date.
Those texts were then run through an AI agent. Which lead to a US Senator looking like an absolute fool in a hearing 2.5 years later.
Those texts were then run through an AI agent. Which lead to a US Senator looking like an absolute fool in a hearing 2.5 years later.
I wrote a post apocalyptic fiction novel with this exact scenario being the catalyst fir a national blackout.
My editor said the scenario was too far fetched (I sent her news reports of different instances than the ones in the report). She told me to shelf the book or change the scenario.
My editor said the scenario was too far fetched (I sent her news reports of different instances than the ones in the report). She told me to shelf the book or change the scenario.
“We came up with some very astounding numbers,” Wellinghoff said. “If you knock out nine total substations among those three grids, you can black out the entire United States.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/m...
What if America Went Completely Dark?
The power grid relies on thousands of aging, hand-built transformers. If enough fail, the blackout could last years.
www.nytimes.com
September 29, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I wrote a post apocalyptic fiction novel with this exact scenario being the catalyst fir a national blackout.
My editor said the scenario was too far fetched (I sent her news reports of different instances than the ones in the report). She told me to shelf the book or change the scenario.
My editor said the scenario was too far fetched (I sent her news reports of different instances than the ones in the report). She told me to shelf the book or change the scenario.
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i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
September 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Anybody finding it funny that the fans of other clubs wanting City to win the league, instead of Liverpool, as it would “save” football are now the loudest when it’s announced that they’re guilty as charged and now want the book thrown at them, as it would destroy football if they get away with it
September 26, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Anybody finding it funny that the fans of other clubs wanting City to win the league, instead of Liverpool, as it would “save” football are now the loudest when it’s announced that they’re guilty as charged and now want the book thrown at them, as it would destroy football if they get away with it
Me seeing a friend of my wife "she's doing waaaaay too much botox"
3 months later wife tells me "(friend) is paralyzed"
Me: "what happened?"
Wife: "untreated botulism apparently"
Me: "how TF did she contract botulism?"
Wife: "she was going to 4 different botox ppl & had too many injections"
3 months later wife tells me "(friend) is paralyzed"
Me: "what happened?"
Wife: "untreated botulism apparently"
Me: "how TF did she contract botulism?"
Wife: "she was going to 4 different botox ppl & had too many injections"
September 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Me seeing a friend of my wife "she's doing waaaaay too much botox"
3 months later wife tells me "(friend) is paralyzed"
Me: "what happened?"
Wife: "untreated botulism apparently"
Me: "how TF did she contract botulism?"
Wife: "she was going to 4 different botox ppl & had too many injections"
3 months later wife tells me "(friend) is paralyzed"
Me: "what happened?"
Wife: "untreated botulism apparently"
Me: "how TF did she contract botulism?"
Wife: "she was going to 4 different botox ppl & had too many injections"
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Sends email to sales person re qty change on a product that only comes in 1.5 cu ft bags
Sales person: "since when? Why isn't that in the item master?"
Me: sends screenshot of the info in item master & links to 6 emails to them in the last 18 months telling them.
SP: why isn't it in the AI?
Sales person: "since when? Why isn't that in the item master?"
Me: sends screenshot of the info in item master & links to 6 emails to them in the last 18 months telling them.
SP: why isn't it in the AI?
Stevie Budd: I Think I Found The Problem (Schitt's Creek)
ALT: Stevie Budd: I Think I Found The Problem (Schitt's Creek)
static.klipy.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Sends email to sales person re qty change on a product that only comes in 1.5 cu ft bags
Sales person: "since when? Why isn't that in the item master?"
Me: sends screenshot of the info in item master & links to 6 emails to them in the last 18 months telling them.
SP: why isn't it in the AI?
Sales person: "since when? Why isn't that in the item master?"
Me: sends screenshot of the info in item master & links to 6 emails to them in the last 18 months telling them.
SP: why isn't it in the AI?