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Choco
@rachoco.bsky.social
he/him • sicko • numby goblin
With the noir theme of the upcoming Tau update in Warframe I'm looking forward to a boxing ring investigation subplot where I'll have to fight the Ropadopalyst
July 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Being against bike lanes is the number one red flag there’s deeper, darker views a person holds that we just don’t know about
June 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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i open shazam while bro in stall next to me destroyed the toilet an it came up w yr band
June 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Perfect
March 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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ME: (chastising myself) Careful. We can't just paint every billionaire as an evil NPC with no inner life. They're just people, and we need to understand that if we're ever going to improve society
BILLIONAIRE: I'm an empty shell, man. No thoughts up here. I'm essentially a void made to suck up money
introspection started in the 1920s apparently

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Where to begin with this
March 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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A dear friend of mine pitched this show to me as "the only 2 cis dudes on the planet who can talk about anime and have good opinions" and I was sold after the "catgirls on ice" analogy in the first episode. I'm still getting caught up but my hooting and hollering has definitely increased like 300%
Folks Joe and I are in "sicko mode" by which I mean we are both sick and feel like shit. Please help us feel better by gassing up Anime Sickos Podcast. That is all, sickos out
March 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Attachment issues
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.
Whenever talks about boycotts come up, especially surrounding entertainment, there are always the people who will show up to say they agree before giving this big exposition dump about why they specifically need to keep doing the thing or whatever and not to judge them for it.
September 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I am the god king of this trolley car and woe betide any customer foolish enough to challenge my reign www.rogue.site/editorials/t...
September 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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obligatory rogue.site plug. i'm writing sicko shit about weird video games over there
September 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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single until I can find a human partner that I love as much as I love the $6 Costco rotisserie chicken (impossible)
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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repost to instantly kill an astronomer
August 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
McDonaldland Instrumentality Project
July 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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when the nice indie software begins telling you to "supercharge your productivity" and a sparkle icon appears
July 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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suzanne ciani
May 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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People and the media have accepted it as a normal political discussion that good people can disagree on but it’s straight up sociopath shit to take away someone’s healthcare and I don’t really have time for anyone who feels differently
July 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM