@roflyssmtt.bsky.social
Rolls on Floor Laughing (Yet still somehow manages to type)
For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
For every complex problem - there's a solution that is simple, straightforward and wrong
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Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you.
September 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you.
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Yes - my vagina has dried up looking at these four too. 🤣
September 20, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Yes - my vagina has dried up looking at these four too. 🤣
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At 211 Dumbarton Road in Glasgow, shoppers pass an ordinary doorway next to a Tesco. The address has been used by Scottish Limited Partnerships, a type of firm used legitimately, but also to facilitate international financial crime
The unremarkable Glasgow building where a fake news-peddler sells business schemes beloved by money launderers
Authorities tightened the rules around this Scottish business scheme after years of exploitation for financial crime. Moscow entities – and a man accused of facilitating child sex abuse – are still selling it to clients seeking “financial privacy”.
www.theferret.scot
September 20, 2026 at 2:03 PM
At 211 Dumbarton Road in Glasgow, shoppers pass an ordinary doorway next to a Tesco. The address has been used by Scottish Limited Partnerships, a type of firm used legitimately, but also to facilitate international financial crime
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New iPhone leak-folding drone super gamer satellite space phone with rotary dial, weights 67Kg and charges last for 18 seconds. Takes pics at seventy billion MP but inserts one random nude into every image. Has AI but it is solely focused on killing you.
neal.fun/design-the-n...
neal.fun/design-the-n...
September 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
New iPhone leak-folding drone super gamer satellite space phone with rotary dial, weights 67Kg and charges last for 18 seconds. Takes pics at seventy billion MP but inserts one random nude into every image. Has AI but it is solely focused on killing you.
neal.fun/design-the-n...
neal.fun/design-the-n...
Really looking forward to catching the Nuneaton Spud-U-Likes Vs the Pepsico Panthers at the weekend...
September 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Really looking forward to catching the Nuneaton Spud-U-Likes Vs the Pepsico Panthers at the weekend...
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Personally (while we're at it) I think we should rename the Great Lakes as the OK Lakes...
August 28, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Personally (while we're at it) I think we should rename the Great Lakes as the OK Lakes...
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At this rate, Mitch is the only vegetable that has not yet been recalled! 😅
August 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
At this rate, Mitch is the only vegetable that has not yet been recalled! 😅
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A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
August 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Please make this happen. 🙏
August 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Please make this happen. 🙏
I'd heard that it WAS due to Come Home - but, at the last minute, one of the wives discovered that there wasn't enough room to keep it - so they thought that they'd better let somebody else have it in the meantime...
July 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I'd heard that it WAS due to Come Home - but, at the last minute, one of the wives discovered that there wasn't enough room to keep it - so they thought that they'd better let somebody else have it in the meantime...
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Talk TV presenter Kevin O'Sullivan here, shortly after the police warn that media speculation about Ann Widdecombe's murder risks jeopardising their investigation
July 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Talk TV presenter Kevin O'Sullivan here, shortly after the police warn that media speculation about Ann Widdecombe's murder risks jeopardising their investigation
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The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
July 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
July 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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today marks seven years since I had my brain absolutely fried by the sight of UPSIDE DOWN PEAS
#inthedaysbeforeAI
#inthedaysbeforeAI
July 7, 2026 at 9:48 AM
today marks seven years since I had my brain absolutely fried by the sight of UPSIDE DOWN PEAS
#inthedaysbeforeAI
#inthedaysbeforeAI
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Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.
July 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.
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Trump supporters defending Trump for ripping off Trump supporters is the most Trump supporter thing in the history of Trump supporters.
July 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Trump supporters defending Trump for ripping off Trump supporters is the most Trump supporter thing in the history of Trump supporters.
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new metaphor just dropped
July 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
new metaphor just dropped
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PLEASE stop putting Americans on tv to have opinions on "socialism" they consistently have no idea what they're talking about
July 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
PLEASE stop putting Americans on tv to have opinions on "socialism" they consistently have no idea what they're talking about
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If you’re on Facebook you’re aiding and abetting fascism
Leaving Twitter is not enough. Hurt all the villains
Leaving Twitter is not enough. Hurt all the villains
“They’ve silenced her.
“This is an attempt to punish someone who spoke the truth.”
The "bizarre" moment @maitlis.bsky.social is forced to ask Facebook whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams to leave the studio.
“This is an attempt to punish someone who spoke the truth.”
The "bizarre" moment @maitlis.bsky.social is forced to ask Facebook whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams to leave the studio.
July 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
If you’re on Facebook you’re aiding and abetting fascism
Leaving Twitter is not enough. Hurt all the villains
Leaving Twitter is not enough. Hurt all the villains
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The treatment of this woman is absolutely outrageous and one of the most egregious corporate violations of free speech I've seen. I have just bought the book as a fuck you to Facebook. It's available here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/care...
July 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
The treatment of this woman is absolutely outrageous and one of the most egregious corporate violations of free speech I've seen. I have just bought the book as a fuck you to Facebook. It's available here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/care...