Root Veg Serf. Shadow Minister for Root Crop & Gin Production
@rootvegserf.bsky.social
Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
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All in breach of S.7 of the Public Order Act, and thus committing a criminal act,
Police all doing nothing
This must be terrorism - they clearly are failing to hold up blank pieces of paper, which is de jure terrorism.
Police all doing nothing
This must be terrorism - they clearly are failing to hold up blank pieces of paper, which is de jure terrorism.
What the hell is going on here and why isn't this terrorism rather than 'a protest'? All men, all in black, all in masks, storming a ferry port.
No more info on it yet but if this is the small boat nonces then they're even thicker than I thought. These are big boats mate they're just far away.
No more info on it yet but if this is the small boat nonces then they're even thicker than I thought. These are big boats mate they're just far away.
Dozens of masked men stop traffic at Port of Dover as part of 'protest'
Demonstrators dressed all in black and and wearing balaclavas have bene seen at the site in Kent. Officials say they are dealing with an "ongoing public order incident", with police describing it as...
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September 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
All in breach of S.7 of the Public Order Act, and thus committing a criminal act,
Police all doing nothing
This must be terrorism - they clearly are failing to hold up blank pieces of paper, which is de jure terrorism.
Police all doing nothing
This must be terrorism - they clearly are failing to hold up blank pieces of paper, which is de jure terrorism.
Technology, eh?
Just done 6 hours in the community shop. Lunchtime the card machine dies. Turns out to be the internet connection has dropped. Re-booting router doesn't help. Generally panic and 'have you got cash'? Oooh - use our backup sumup machine. Which needs WiFi - bugger! Back 30 mins later
Just done 6 hours in the community shop. Lunchtime the card machine dies. Turns out to be the internet connection has dropped. Re-booting router doesn't help. Generally panic and 'have you got cash'? Oooh - use our backup sumup machine. Which needs WiFi - bugger! Back 30 mins later
August 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Technology, eh?
Just done 6 hours in the community shop. Lunchtime the card machine dies. Turns out to be the internet connection has dropped. Re-booting router doesn't help. Generally panic and 'have you got cash'? Oooh - use our backup sumup machine. Which needs WiFi - bugger! Back 30 mins later
Just done 6 hours in the community shop. Lunchtime the card machine dies. Turns out to be the internet connection has dropped. Re-booting router doesn't help. Generally panic and 'have you got cash'? Oooh - use our backup sumup machine. Which needs WiFi - bugger! Back 30 mins later
The gods are angry! The great Toilet Tick is consuming the Sun!
The Gods demand a sacrifice. Only blood will satisfy them and regurgitate the bright life-giver back to us.
Everyone on the bus to Clacton! Bring your seaxes, (and a guillotine if you have one).
The Gods demand a sacrifice. Only blood will satisfy them and regurgitate the bright life-giver back to us.
Everyone on the bus to Clacton! Bring your seaxes, (and a guillotine if you have one).
August 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The gods are angry! The great Toilet Tick is consuming the Sun!
The Gods demand a sacrifice. Only blood will satisfy them and regurgitate the bright life-giver back to us.
Everyone on the bus to Clacton! Bring your seaxes, (and a guillotine if you have one).
The Gods demand a sacrifice. Only blood will satisfy them and regurgitate the bright life-giver back to us.
Everyone on the bus to Clacton! Bring your seaxes, (and a guillotine if you have one).
Clearly NOT for sharing. 4 pints of mead (with a Turnip Gin chaser) is nothing. Also handy as a water bucket to try and extinguish the flames.
Happy #InternationalBeerDay!
Here’s a 2,000-year-old whopper of a tankard from Iron Age Britain, designed to hold 4 pints! 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺
Probably passed around for communal drinking! Cheers! 🍻
Oak staves sheathed in bronze. From the River Thames at Kew. London Museum 📷 by me
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
Here’s a 2,000-year-old whopper of a tankard from Iron Age Britain, designed to hold 4 pints! 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺
Probably passed around for communal drinking! Cheers! 🍻
Oak staves sheathed in bronze. From the River Thames at Kew. London Museum 📷 by me
#FindsFriday
#Archaeology
August 7, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Clearly NOT for sharing. 4 pints of mead (with a Turnip Gin chaser) is nothing. Also handy as a water bucket to try and extinguish the flames.
Any cat experts?
I took in a rather rough young feral last year. Settled in nicely and is seriously domesticated. But... In the last couple of weeks he's forgotten that he should shit & wee outside. Earlier did a shit next to the food bowls, and pissed in the middle of the bed! How do I train him?
I took in a rather rough young feral last year. Settled in nicely and is seriously domesticated. But... In the last couple of weeks he's forgotten that he should shit & wee outside. Earlier did a shit next to the food bowls, and pissed in the middle of the bed! How do I train him?
August 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Any cat experts?
I took in a rather rough young feral last year. Settled in nicely and is seriously domesticated. But... In the last couple of weeks he's forgotten that he should shit & wee outside. Earlier did a shit next to the food bowls, and pissed in the middle of the bed! How do I train him?
I took in a rather rough young feral last year. Settled in nicely and is seriously domesticated. But... In the last couple of weeks he's forgotten that he should shit & wee outside. Earlier did a shit next to the food bowls, and pissed in the middle of the bed! How do I train him?
7 assorted keys of unknown usage. A pre-USB charger for a long-dead phone. Several assorted pre-Euro coins (francs, marks, guilders)
The plastic handle for an Ikea Allen key without the Allen key.
August 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
7 assorted keys of unknown usage. A pre-USB charger for a long-dead phone. Several assorted pre-Euro coins (francs, marks, guilders)
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Mo is having surgery tomorrow for breathing difficulties and he has sent this. Things are tough, it’s taken 2 months to achieve a third of our total of the Chuffed campaign to buy a good supply of cat food, if you can spare a few squid 🤞 chuffed.org/project/1841...
August 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Mo is having surgery tomorrow for breathing difficulties and he has sent this. Things are tough, it’s taken 2 months to achieve a third of our total of the Chuffed campaign to buy a good supply of cat food, if you can spare a few squid 🤞 chuffed.org/project/1841...
August 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Are we seeing signs of Bluesky accounts being hacked for uncertain purposes? I've had a few unprovoked blocks from accounts that seem to have been dormant for a year or more. What are they up to? Watch out, denizens. That poor starving beggar may be a Viking in disguise.
July 28, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Are we seeing signs of Bluesky accounts being hacked for uncertain purposes? I've had a few unprovoked blocks from accounts that seem to have been dormant for a year or more. What are they up to? Watch out, denizens. That poor starving beggar may be a Viking in disguise.
I wonder if I can get formatting in Bluesky?
e.g. 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 or 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤
e.g. 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 or 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤
July 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I wonder if I can get formatting in Bluesky?
e.g. 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 or 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤
e.g. 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 or 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤
It's certainly an option.
July 16, 2026 at 8:10 AM
It's certainly an option.
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Does that include traditional Belgian Waffles made in Wales?
July 7, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Does that include traditional Belgian Waffles made in Wales?
Evening denizens,
Just warning that I aim to be rather quiet on here for a few weeks. I have a shed-load of work to do, & MUST avoid daytime distraction by Wülferhampton. I think I'll go to Ljiferpuöl to investigate opportunities for turnip export. I'll take Brenda & Brenda as admin support, obvs.
Just warning that I aim to be rather quiet on here for a few weeks. I have a shed-load of work to do, & MUST avoid daytime distraction by Wülferhampton. I think I'll go to Ljiferpuöl to investigate opportunities for turnip export. I'll take Brenda & Brenda as admin support, obvs.
July 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Evening denizens,
Just warning that I aim to be rather quiet on here for a few weeks. I have a shed-load of work to do, & MUST avoid daytime distraction by Wülferhampton. I think I'll go to Ljiferpuöl to investigate opportunities for turnip export. I'll take Brenda & Brenda as admin support, obvs.
Just warning that I aim to be rather quiet on here for a few weeks. I have a shed-load of work to do, & MUST avoid daytime distraction by Wülferhampton. I think I'll go to Ljiferpuöl to investigate opportunities for turnip export. I'll take Brenda & Brenda as admin support, obvs.
Just had a brief stroll in the drizzle past the turnip fields and heard a few birdies which the ingenious technology in my phone identified as European Stonechats.
I thought I'd take a photo to brighten your day
#ShitBirdPhotos
I thought I'd take a photo to brighten your day
#ShitBirdPhotos
June 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Just had a brief stroll in the drizzle past the turnip fields and heard a few birdies which the ingenious technology in my phone identified as European Stonechats.
I thought I'd take a photo to brighten your day
#ShitBirdPhotos
I thought I'd take a photo to brighten your day
#ShitBirdPhotos
Drop a Cop
June 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Drop a Cop
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It's breaking my heart that the house isn't being turned into a museum to be a permanent home for all of this.
Come on national trust, English heritage, v&a or whoever, keep it all together.
Come on national trust, English heritage, v&a or whoever, keep it all together.
June 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
It's breaking my heart that the house isn't being turned into a museum to be a permanent home for all of this.
Come on national trust, English heritage, v&a or whoever, keep it all together.
Come on national trust, English heritage, v&a or whoever, keep it all together.
They need to recruit her for the England cricket team.
The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers.
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June 28, 2026 at 10:23 AM
They need to recruit her for the England cricket team.
Old story. Amber Rose Barnes, 36, enters the sick cunt charts at #87 for killing a husky puppy.
Yankee gun nuts should have to pass a test to get a licence - 3 rounds hand-to-paw cage fighting a female Kodiak bear separated from her cub. That'll show whether they're man enough to handle a gun.
Yankee gun nuts should have to pass a test to get a licence - 3 rounds hand-to-paw cage fighting a female Kodiak bear separated from her cub. That'll show whether they're man enough to handle a gun.
June 27, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Old story. Amber Rose Barnes, 36, enters the sick cunt charts at #87 for killing a husky puppy.
Yankee gun nuts should have to pass a test to get a licence - 3 rounds hand-to-paw cage fighting a female Kodiak bear separated from her cub. That'll show whether they're man enough to handle a gun.
Yankee gun nuts should have to pass a test to get a licence - 3 rounds hand-to-paw cage fighting a female Kodiak bear separated from her cub. That'll show whether they're man enough to handle a gun.
First look at Aaron Taylor-Johnson in WERWULF.
From director Robert Eggers.
In theaters December 25.
Source: Esquire
From director Robert Eggers.
In theaters December 25.
Source: Esquire
June 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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It’s absolutely jaw dropping…
June 24, 2026 at 10:51 AM
It’s absolutely jaw dropping…
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Bloody Microsoft and AI
There's now an AI button floating on my document. Right click it for options and get this:
Dear Microsoft: why isn't there an option to "BURN IT WITH FIRE!"
There's now an AI button floating on my document. Right click it for options and get this:
Dear Microsoft: why isn't there an option to "BURN IT WITH FIRE!"
June 18, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Bloody Microsoft and AI
There's now an AI button floating on my document. Right click it for options and get this:
Dear Microsoft: why isn't there an option to "BURN IT WITH FIRE!"
There's now an AI button floating on my document. Right click it for options and get this:
Dear Microsoft: why isn't there an option to "BURN IT WITH FIRE!"