SavageGardener 🔞🏳️🌈🇪🇺💜
@savagegardener.bsky.social
Dominant voice actor and smut writer
Proud partner of @knkstripedrosie.bsky.social
He/Him
Producing a sexy and safe, proudly sex positive play space. 18+ adults only.
Proud partner of @knkstripedrosie.bsky.social
He/Him
Producing a sexy and safe, proudly sex positive play space. 18+ adults only.
Pinned
“I’ve got this. I’ve got you.”
“You don’t have to think, Don’t have to do. Let me do it all. Just open your mouth, and let me wrap you and restrain you, rob you of your senses, and hold you down.”
“Trust me. Let me consume you, and just let go, feel every moment, give yourself to me…”
“Be mine…”
“You don’t have to think, Don’t have to do. Let me do it all. Just open your mouth, and let me wrap you and restrain you, rob you of your senses, and hold you down.”
“Trust me. Let me consume you, and just let go, feel every moment, give yourself to me…”
“Be mine…”
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From The Archives: How To Get What You Want in Dating
How To Get What You Want in Dating
Nobody ever found happiness in a relationship by saying "I guess I'll take what I can get". You need to learn how to look for true compatibility in dating.
www.doctornerdlove.com
August 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
From The Archives: How To Get What You Want in Dating
I put in a dark and twisty request.
She says “it is an honour and delight to offer myself up for you to ruin and restore”.
Honestly the luckiest master in the world.
She says “it is an honour and delight to offer myself up for you to ruin and restore”.
Honestly the luckiest master in the world.
Maggie Gyllenhaal & James Spader in Secretary
ALT: Maggie Gyllenhaal & James Spader in Secretary
static.klipy.com
August 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I put in a dark and twisty request.
She says “it is an honour and delight to offer myself up for you to ruin and restore”.
Honestly the luckiest master in the world.
She says “it is an honour and delight to offer myself up for you to ruin and restore”.
Honestly the luckiest master in the world.
She’s just amazing.
August 6, 2026 at 7:20 AM
She’s just amazing.
He sat in the chair. Well turned out, calm in control, it flustered her, made her feel awkward, excited, uncertain of anything but her safety - which she knew he would protect with his last breath.
He regarded her, drank her in, an intense review of what he now possessed…
“Gorgeous…” he growled…
He regarded her, drank her in, an intense review of what he now possessed…
“Gorgeous…” he growled…
June 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
He sat in the chair. Well turned out, calm in control, it flustered her, made her feel awkward, excited, uncertain of anything but her safety - which she knew he would protect with his last breath.
He regarded her, drank her in, an intense review of what he now possessed…
“Gorgeous…” he growled…
He regarded her, drank her in, an intense review of what he now possessed…
“Gorgeous…” he growled…
Good girl.
:)
:)
June 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Good girl.
:)
:)
Your periodic reminder.
Surveillance ≠ Safety.
That is all
Surveillance ≠ Safety.
That is all
June 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Your periodic reminder.
Surveillance ≠ Safety.
That is all
Surveillance ≠ Safety.
That is all
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Are you a subby little fuck? You might enjoy today's NEW blog.
Spanking, railing, and being ordered to hold a very specific position so he can come really hard inside...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spanked...
Spanking, railing, and being ordered to hold a very specific position so he can come really hard inside...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spanked...
www.girlonthenet.com
May 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Are you a subby little fuck? You might enjoy today's NEW blog.
Spanking, railing, and being ordered to hold a very specific position so he can come really hard inside...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spanked...
Spanking, railing, and being ordered to hold a very specific position so he can come really hard inside...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spanked...
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Queen Medb of Connacht, famed for her role in the Táin Bó Cúailnge and flanked by bulls Finnbhennach and Donn Cúailnge - formidable warrior queen, shrewd leader, seductive beauty, and one of Ireland's most powerful, strong-willed, and legendary women 🐂
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
May 18, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Queen Medb of Connacht, famed for her role in the Táin Bó Cúailnge and flanked by bulls Finnbhennach and Donn Cúailnge - formidable warrior queen, shrewd leader, seductive beauty, and one of Ireland's most powerful, strong-willed, and legendary women 🐂
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
#Enshittification through automation and annoyingly caught in an #AbsentIntelligence loop. Send help.
May 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
#Enshittification through automation and annoyingly caught in an #AbsentIntelligence loop. Send help.
She didn’t move, though she could have. That was the point. Nothing here was taking her ability to leave or speak or decide. Only his word. Instead she chose to remain in that moment, knowing that whatever else occurred, she was safe in this space.
May 17, 2026 at 9:32 AM
She didn’t move, though she could have. That was the point. Nothing here was taking her ability to leave or speak or decide. Only his word. Instead she chose to remain in that moment, knowing that whatever else occurred, she was safe in this space.
He didn’t approach immediately. Instead, he watched from a few steps away, as if measuring something that couldn’t be seen.
“You’re thinking too much,” he said at last “Let’s turn off that brain”.
“You’re thinking too much,” he said at last “Let’s turn off that brain”.
May 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
He didn’t approach immediately. Instead, he watched from a few steps away, as if measuring something that couldn’t be seen.
“You’re thinking too much,” he said at last “Let’s turn off that brain”.
“You’re thinking too much,” he said at last “Let’s turn off that brain”.
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“The moment that door opens, we’re going to take you."
Incredible new #AudioPorn: this one is too hot for Patreon, which won't allow any #CNC content, no matter how expertly it's been written.
And this one is exceptional.
Super hot story by NymphoStimToy!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-doo...
Incredible new #AudioPorn: this one is too hot for Patreon, which won't allow any #CNC content, no matter how expertly it's been written.
And this one is exceptional.
Super hot story by NymphoStimToy!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-doo...
The door: "We're going to take you." | NymphoStimToy
"The moment that door opens, we're going to take you. We're going to push you inside, lift you up in the air, and fuck you." Hot audio porn by NymphoStimToy
www.girlonthenet.com
May 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
“The moment that door opens, we’re going to take you."
Incredible new #AudioPorn: this one is too hot for Patreon, which won't allow any #CNC content, no matter how expertly it's been written.
And this one is exceptional.
Super hot story by NymphoStimToy!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-doo...
Incredible new #AudioPorn: this one is too hot for Patreon, which won't allow any #CNC content, no matter how expertly it's been written.
And this one is exceptional.
Super hot story by NymphoStimToy!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-doo...
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“The path to riches wasn’t strewn with danger, after all. It was flanked by entitled men who looked the other way, paying no attention to this silly little girl.”
Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us...
Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us...
Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
April 12, 2026 at 6:25 AM
“The path to riches wasn’t strewn with danger, after all. It was flanked by entitled men who looked the other way, paying no attention to this silly little girl.”
Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us...
Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/free-us...
Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
Also @girlonthenet.bsky.social I have a couple of submissions for guest blogs (no pun intended) that I was told I should send you. By a mutual friend of ours. Let me know if there is a preferred way!
April 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Also @girlonthenet.bsky.social I have a couple of submissions for guest blogs (no pun intended) that I was told I should send you. By a mutual friend of ours. Let me know if there is a preferred way!
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"You're so beautiful like this," as your hand caresses my face..
Mascara stains tracking down my cheeks as you swipe at the tears and drool..
"Down on your knees with my cock filling up this bratty mouth of yours and finally being useful.."
Mascara stains tracking down my cheeks as you swipe at the tears and drool..
"Down on your knees with my cock filling up this bratty mouth of yours and finally being useful.."
January 30, 2026 at 12:53 PM
"You're so beautiful like this," as your hand caresses my face..
Mascara stains tracking down my cheeks as you swipe at the tears and drool..
"Down on your knees with my cock filling up this bratty mouth of yours and finally being useful.."
Mascara stains tracking down my cheeks as you swipe at the tears and drool..
"Down on your knees with my cock filling up this bratty mouth of yours and finally being useful.."
One for @girlonthenet.bsky.social thought you might enjoy a geek out on the reason for the A1 kink stores!
youtu.be/82sZ--913Mo?...
youtu.be/82sZ--913Mo?...
Why Are There So Many ADULT (S*X) Stores On The A1 Motorway?
YouTube video by Auto Shenanigans
youtu.be
April 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
One for @girlonthenet.bsky.social thought you might enjoy a geek out on the reason for the A1 kink stores!
youtu.be/82sZ--913Mo?...
youtu.be/82sZ--913Mo?...
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kinky stuff is very personal and vulnerable
its easy to overstep, fuck up, hurt feelings
even in casual/friendly settings
if everyone liked and did the same thing matching someone’s freak wouldn’t be special
don’t expect to always get it right,
but ask ahead, communicate, adjust & care
#nsfw
its easy to overstep, fuck up, hurt feelings
even in casual/friendly settings
if everyone liked and did the same thing matching someone’s freak wouldn’t be special
don’t expect to always get it right,
but ask ahead, communicate, adjust & care
#nsfw
March 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
kinky stuff is very personal and vulnerable
its easy to overstep, fuck up, hurt feelings
even in casual/friendly settings
if everyone liked and did the same thing matching someone’s freak wouldn’t be special
don’t expect to always get it right,
but ask ahead, communicate, adjust & care
#nsfw
its easy to overstep, fuck up, hurt feelings
even in casual/friendly settings
if everyone liked and did the same thing matching someone’s freak wouldn’t be special
don’t expect to always get it right,
but ask ahead, communicate, adjust & care
#nsfw
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"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."
March 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."
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Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft
March 19, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft
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"Our relationship has changed a lot over the 15 years we’ve known each other. But he likes to remind me I’m still his."
NEW guest blog - gorgeous bittersweet #BDSM sex by LM.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-soul...
NEW guest blog - gorgeous bittersweet #BDSM sex by LM.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-soul...
Guest blog: My soul is yours | BDSM guest blog by LM
'“My soul is yours” is what he tells me to write on my body.' LM tells a bittersweet story from a hot BDSM relationship with a man who owns her soul.
www.girlonthenet.com
March 19, 2026 at 12:34 PM
"Our relationship has changed a lot over the 15 years we’ve known each other. But he likes to remind me I’m still his."
NEW guest blog - gorgeous bittersweet #BDSM sex by LM.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-soul...
NEW guest blog - gorgeous bittersweet #BDSM sex by LM.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/my-soul...
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Every now and then I remember the worst comic punchline I have ever seen
March 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Every now and then I remember the worst comic punchline I have ever seen
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Can I go with the Charlie's Angels (2000) movie?
It's trash, though I unashamedly love it
But seriously, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Sam Rockwell, Bill Murray and Tim Curry?
Inject this delicious rubbish into my veins
It's trash, though I unashamedly love it
But seriously, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Sam Rockwell, Bill Murray and Tim Curry?
Inject this delicious rubbish into my veins
March 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Can I go with the Charlie's Angels (2000) movie?
It's trash, though I unashamedly love it
But seriously, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Sam Rockwell, Bill Murray and Tim Curry?
Inject this delicious rubbish into my veins
It's trash, though I unashamedly love it
But seriously, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Sam Rockwell, Bill Murray and Tim Curry?
Inject this delicious rubbish into my veins
Evil giggle. Soon…
March 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Evil giggle. Soon…
This is how to do porn.
As hands approach, I feel anticipation. The warmth of the fingers encircles me, a gentle yet firm grip that promises exploration. The first touch is tentative, a soft brush against the cool, plastic surface of my body. I revel in the sensation, the contrast with pliable skin sensing me as well.
March 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This is how to do porn.