scotcetera
@scotcetera.bsky.social
he/him, St. Louis City, father of two and partner to one. I make things and fix stuff.
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for as long as i can remember - which is 23 days - i've had to kill my clone every morning
April 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
for as long as i can remember - which is 23 days - i've had to kill my clone every morning
Paulino is described by his husband as an “American Republican Patriot” after stealing $300K in public money. Hillsdale is the same department that contracted with ICE and then showed up at a school outside their jurisdiction to try to arrest children.
Paulino's continued employment is the latest questionable practice by the tiny Hillsdale Police Department.
Ex-Velda City chief works for Hillsdale police while awaiting sentencing in $300K theft
Paulino's continued employment is the latest questionable practice by the tiny Hillsdale Police Department.
www.stltoday.com
April 23, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Paulino is described by his husband as an “American Republican Patriot” after stealing $300K in public money. Hillsdale is the same department that contracted with ICE and then showed up at a school outside their jurisdiction to try to arrest children.
And Tears are down to Woes these days, unlikely to return to former Fears prices
due to macroeconomic headwinds, morrissey is now known as lessissey
April 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
And Tears are down to Woes these days, unlikely to return to former Fears prices
Speaking of being "prone to error"...
This is literally Google Maps.
March 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Speaking of being "prone to error"...
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It’s not “polling” if part of the sample is generated responses from a large language model. Delete this
Presidential Polling:
🔵 Newsom: 46%
🔴 Vance: 36%
🔵 Newsom: 47%
🔴 Rubio: 36%
🔵 Newsom: 43%
🔴 Carlson: 26%
TPSI / March 20, 2026
🔵 Newsom: 46%
🔴 Vance: 36%
🔵 Newsom: 47%
🔴 Rubio: 36%
🔵 Newsom: 43%
🔴 Carlson: 26%
TPSI / March 20, 2026
March 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It’s not “polling” if part of the sample is generated responses from a large language model. Delete this
Part of my spiel when I do orientation with new staff and interns (always paid internships, to be clear) is to show them this satire article and make my philosophy clear: Creatives should always be paid for their work. www.thebeaverton.com/2015/04/loca...
March 23, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Part of my spiel when I do orientation with new staff and interns (always paid internships, to be clear) is to show them this satire article and make my philosophy clear: Creatives should always be paid for their work. www.thebeaverton.com/2015/04/loca...
Icky, ever the weekend warrior, has that grindset mindset.
March 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Icky, ever the weekend warrior, has that grindset mindset.
To be fair, "teleported to a Waffle House" is POV accurate when one is blacked out and comes to with an All-Star Breakfast in front of them
A top disaster response official has used violent rhetoric, shared conspiracy theories and said he once teleported to a Waffle House. https://cnn.it/4bB5OKd
March 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
To be fair, "teleported to a Waffle House" is POV accurate when one is blacked out and comes to with an All-Star Breakfast in front of them
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This is about as good a performance as one can give on the stand
March 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
This is about as good a performance as one can give on the stand
Kid behind the wheel obliviously barrels us straight into a 90° curve. Driver’s ed teacher screams “stop stop stop goddamnit stop,” slams on his side’s brake pedal, we skid to a stop. Full minute of gripping the dash and breathing hard, then calmly: “So now, you’re going to reverse…”
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Kid behind the wheel obliviously barrels us straight into a 90° curve. Driver’s ed teacher screams “stop stop stop goddamnit stop,” slams on his side’s brake pedal, we skid to a stop. Full minute of gripping the dash and breathing hard, then calmly: “So now, you’re going to reverse…”
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
“Kok is guaranteed a medal” was fun to hear said on NBC
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
“Kok is guaranteed a medal” was fun to hear said on NBC
Bring a tissue
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Bring a tissue
Definitely the sort of thing people with nothing to hide would do
After fighting to keep emails between Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s office and billionaire Elon Musk’s companies secret, officials released nearly 1,400 pages of documents to @kutnews.bsky.social and The Texas Newsroom late last year.
All but about 200 pages were blacked out.
(Published Nov. 2025)
All but about 200 pages were blacked out.
(Published Nov. 2025)
Gov. Greg Abbott Was Ordered to Release Some of His Emails With Elon Musk. Most Are Blacked Out.
Months after fighting to keep secret emails between Gov. Greg Abbott and Elon Musk, Texas officials released 1,400 pages of records. But they reveal little about the two men’s relationship or Musk’s i...
www.propublica.org
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Definitely the sort of thing people with nothing to hide would do
Jewelry box I made for a gift. Red oak and 3/8” box joints, with brass parts.
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Jewelry box I made for a gift. Red oak and 3/8” box joints, with brass parts.
Went from terror at a suspicious-looking spot on my arm to relief that it was just chocolate to crestfallen at realizing there’s more chocolate on my white sheets, in a span of like four seconds. Think I’m gonna go ahead and call it a week.
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Went from terror at a suspicious-looking spot on my arm to relief that it was just chocolate to crestfallen at realizing there’s more chocolate on my white sheets, in a span of like four seconds. Think I’m gonna go ahead and call it a week.
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What are reels users gonna do in 6 months when they run out of tik toks to port over?
January 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What are reels users gonna do in 6 months when they run out of tik toks to port over?
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Whole world being run into the ground by ugly unfuckabke men who just want revenge on their fathers for not saying“I love and respect you” enough when they were 15 years old and going through it.
And now it’s all OUR fucking problem.
And now it’s all OUR fucking problem.
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Whole world being run into the ground by ugly unfuckabke men who just want revenge on their fathers for not saying“I love and respect you” enough when they were 15 years old and going through it.
And now it’s all OUR fucking problem.
And now it’s all OUR fucking problem.
Biden should resign tomorrow, make Harris president for the last four days, and ruin all of Trump’s “47”-branded crap
January 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Biden should resign tomorrow, make Harris president for the last four days, and ruin all of Trump’s “47”-branded crap
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Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
Let me slip into something a little more comfortable
[emerges wearing a custom-made unicorn squishmallow plush pajamas onesie]
[emerges wearing a custom-made unicorn squishmallow plush pajamas onesie]
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Let me slip into something a little more comfortable
[emerges wearing a custom-made unicorn squishmallow plush pajamas onesie]
[emerges wearing a custom-made unicorn squishmallow plush pajamas onesie]
Post a show that was cancelled that you miss
January 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Post a show that was cancelled that you miss