Melmo
@senritsu.bsky.social
Starlight StayTiny elder Noona writer who wants to work in a museum and restores furniture. Looking for a beta reader
Last girlfriend called me the horse
*Looks down*
Because of my massive ketamine problem
*Looks down*
Because of my massive ketamine problem
September 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Last girlfriend called me the horse
*Looks down*
Because of my massive ketamine problem
*Looks down*
Because of my massive ketamine problem
Are you a watermelon?
BC I wanna take you to my place and feel too overwhelmed to do anything with you
BC I wanna take you to my place and feel too overwhelmed to do anything with you
September 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Are you a watermelon?
BC I wanna take you to my place and feel too overwhelmed to do anything with you
BC I wanna take you to my place and feel too overwhelmed to do anything with you
God must've taken the day off after making you
BC you seem like a LOT of work
BC you seem like a LOT of work
September 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
God must've taken the day off after making you
BC you seem like a LOT of work
BC you seem like a LOT of work
I hope my shitty uncle is uncomfortable
September 28, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I hope my shitty uncle is uncomfortable
Me: maybe he's finally leaving BC he's afraid of us?
Bff: why would your uncle be afraid of us?
Me: We're bigger than him and I kinda snarl when he gets close
Not voluntarily
It's just what my face do when he gets close
Bff: why would your uncle be afraid of us?
Me: We're bigger than him and I kinda snarl when he gets close
Not voluntarily
It's just what my face do when he gets close
September 28, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Me: maybe he's finally leaving BC he's afraid of us?
Bff: why would your uncle be afraid of us?
Me: We're bigger than him and I kinda snarl when he gets close
Not voluntarily
It's just what my face do when he gets close
Bff: why would your uncle be afraid of us?
Me: We're bigger than him and I kinda snarl when he gets close
Not voluntarily
It's just what my face do when he gets close
I think Pazuzu is gaining weight
*Pazuzu steps on my throat and nipple at the same time*
I ~ think~ 8... ~9lbs~
*Pazuzu steps on my throat and nipple at the same time*
I ~ think~ 8... ~9lbs~
September 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I think Pazuzu is gaining weight
*Pazuzu steps on my throat and nipple at the same time*
I ~ think~ 8... ~9lbs~
*Pazuzu steps on my throat and nipple at the same time*
I ~ think~ 8... ~9lbs~
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doctor: on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst pain you can imagine, how much does it hurt?
me: three?
doctor: you have a shrimp fork in your eye
me: and a VERY vivid imagination
me: three?
doctor: you have a shrimp fork in your eye
me: and a VERY vivid imagination
February 1, 2024 at 12:25 PM
doctor: on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst pain you can imagine, how much does it hurt?
me: three?
doctor: you have a shrimp fork in your eye
me: and a VERY vivid imagination
me: three?
doctor: you have a shrimp fork in your eye
me: and a VERY vivid imagination
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Bet it was Brad....
September 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Bet it was Brad....
LUCIPURR IS MAKING BISCUITS AND PURRING
September 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
LUCIPURR IS MAKING BISCUITS AND PURRING
Go outside they said
It'll be healthy they said
I'm dizzy now
Thanks
It'll be healthy they said
I'm dizzy now
Thanks
September 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Go outside they said
It'll be healthy they said
I'm dizzy now
Thanks
It'll be healthy they said
I'm dizzy now
Thanks
Do I love my bff enough to buy her a Taemin light stick?
September 18, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Do I love my bff enough to buy her a Taemin light stick?
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“Frog, I am glad to have a brave friend like you,” said Toad. He jumped into the bed and pulled the covers over his head.
“And I am happy to know a brave person like you, Toad,” said Frog. He jumped into the closet and shut the door.
“And I am happy to know a brave person like you, Toad,” said Frog. He jumped into the closet and shut the door.
September 18, 2026 at 7:37 AM
“Frog, I am glad to have a brave friend like you,” said Toad. He jumped into the bed and pulled the covers over his head.
“And I am happy to know a brave person like you, Toad,” said Frog. He jumped into the closet and shut the door.
“And I am happy to know a brave person like you, Toad,” said Frog. He jumped into the closet and shut the door.
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Me: How much for the goth golf balls?
Cashier: Sir, those are chocolate truffles.
Cashier: Sir, those are chocolate truffles.
September 17, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Me: How much for the goth golf balls?
Cashier: Sir, those are chocolate truffles.
Cashier: Sir, those are chocolate truffles.
Went to the rocky horror picture show
... In the middle of the week
It was done by 10
Fuck, we're old.
... In the middle of the week
It was done by 10
Fuck, we're old.
September 18, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Went to the rocky horror picture show
... In the middle of the week
It was done by 10
Fuck, we're old.
... In the middle of the week
It was done by 10
Fuck, we're old.
Hm
Apparently the late sleep and the constant need for naps is a side effect of my Hashimoto's
As is the sun wiping me out for the rest of the day
Good to know
Apparently the late sleep and the constant need for naps is a side effect of my Hashimoto's
As is the sun wiping me out for the rest of the day
Good to know
September 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Hm
Apparently the late sleep and the constant need for naps is a side effect of my Hashimoto's
As is the sun wiping me out for the rest of the day
Good to know
Apparently the late sleep and the constant need for naps is a side effect of my Hashimoto's
As is the sun wiping me out for the rest of the day
Good to know
Riding the coat tails of a manifestation and hopefully more manifesting will snowball like a manifestation katamari
MANIFESTING LET'S GET IT
September 17, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Riding the coat tails of a manifestation and hopefully more manifesting will snowball like a manifestation katamari
Genuinely odd when you realise your parents don't live at your house anymore
Instead you're stuck living with a completely different pair of octogenarians
My friend had a premonition that I was gonna live in a senior home with a good view...
Not completely wrong
Instead you're stuck living with a completely different pair of octogenarians
My friend had a premonition that I was gonna live in a senior home with a good view...
Not completely wrong
September 15, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Genuinely odd when you realise your parents don't live at your house anymore
Instead you're stuck living with a completely different pair of octogenarians
My friend had a premonition that I was gonna live in a senior home with a good view...
Not completely wrong
Instead you're stuck living with a completely different pair of octogenarians
My friend had a premonition that I was gonna live in a senior home with a good view...
Not completely wrong
The sound of my horrible uncle's laughter festers in my ears
September 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
The sound of my horrible uncle's laughter festers in my ears
Do I have any friends that are any good at looking over CVs or cover letters?
August 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Do I have any friends that are any good at looking over CVs or cover letters?
I feel like this sounds like smth I'd write into one of my stories
August 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I feel like this sounds like smth I'd write into one of my stories