Deanna the Suburban Housewitch
@spiraldee.bsky.social
Artwitch.
GenX snarkbeast.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
GenX snarkbeast.
Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet').
In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee.
Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.
Pinned
I really hope I get to be a manul in my next life. I think maybe I could be happy as a manul.
I really hope I get to be a manul in my next life. I think maybe I could be happy as a manul.
July 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I really hope I get to be a manul in my next life. I think maybe I could be happy as a manul.
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Similar attacks are occurring in Burqa..people barely escaping with their lives.
Israeli settlers attacked the village of Burqa in the West Bank, setting vehicles on fire and attempting to burn a mosque by throwing Molotov cocktails at it.
www.wafa.ps/news/2026/6/...
Israeli settlers attacked the village of Burqa in the West Bank, setting vehicles on fire and attempting to burn a mosque by throwing Molotov cocktails at it.
www.wafa.ps/news/2026/6/...
June 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Similar attacks are occurring in Burqa..people barely escaping with their lives.
Israeli settlers attacked the village of Burqa in the West Bank, setting vehicles on fire and attempting to burn a mosque by throwing Molotov cocktails at it.
www.wafa.ps/news/2026/6/...
Israeli settlers attacked the village of Burqa in the West Bank, setting vehicles on fire and attempting to burn a mosque by throwing Molotov cocktails at it.
www.wafa.ps/news/2026/6/...
Impotent Sharpie intervention incoming.
June 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Impotent Sharpie intervention incoming.
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Crown Vetch (Securigera varia) shot this morning in the Food Distribution District.
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #UrbanFlora #CrownVetch
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #UrbanFlora #CrownVetch
June 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Crown Vetch (Securigera varia) shot this morning in the Food Distribution District.
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #UrbanFlora #CrownVetch
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #UrbanFlora #CrownVetch
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They're planning for the apocalypse because they're knowingly causing it.
Douglas Rushkoff discloses key question by tech titans when he was paid to address the group on 'the future of technology'. Took only minutes to get to "How do I maintain authority over my security force after 'the event'?"
www.abc.net.au/news/2022-10...
www.abc.net.au/news/2022-10...
'They see themselves as gods': Why are so many tech billionaires planning for the apocalypse?
This professor was invited to speak at a meeting of billionaire preppers. It got weird.
www.abc.net.au
June 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
They're planning for the apocalypse because they're knowingly causing it.
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As in he spends like 12 hours a day telling his audience that he does sex crimes professionally
June 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
As in he spends like 12 hours a day telling his audience that he does sex crimes professionally
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Andrew Tate openly endorses physical and sexual violence. This is him practicing what he preaches. He should be in jail.
June 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Andrew Tate openly endorses physical and sexual violence. This is him practicing what he preaches. He should be in jail.
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Also worth noting that choking is one of the biggest predictors of future intimate partner homicide.
June 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Also worth noting that choking is one of the biggest predictors of future intimate partner homicide.
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right-wing ideology basically boils down to the just-world fallacy, which is also true of a lot of fundamentalist religious viewpoints. “i follow the rules & so bad things won’t happen to me; the bad things that happen to other people are their own fault”. the wake-up from that can be pretty brutal.
June 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
right-wing ideology basically boils down to the just-world fallacy, which is also true of a lot of fundamentalist religious viewpoints. “i follow the rules & so bad things won’t happen to me; the bad things that happen to other people are their own fault”. the wake-up from that can be pretty brutal.
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Lauren Southern's story of being raped by Andrew Tate is sad on so many levels.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
June 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Lauren Southern's story of being raped by Andrew Tate is sad on so many levels.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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“If you’re going to be worried every time the universe doesn’t make sense, you’re going to be worried every moment of every day for the rest of your natural life.” - G’kar
May 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
“If you’re going to be worried every time the universe doesn’t make sense, you’re going to be worried every moment of every day for the rest of your natural life.” - G’kar
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Common #Milkweed (Asclepias syriaca) shot today in the Food Distribution District.
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #Flowers
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #Flowers
June 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Common #Milkweed (Asclepias syriaca) shot today in the Food Distribution District.
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #Flowers
#Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #Flowers
Cache as ca-SHAY again. <eyetic>
It's pronounced CASH. Stoppit. You're thinking of 'cachet' again, which means something else entirely.
A cache is a storage space, often obscured. Cachet is prestige. One is hidey, one is showy. Opposing themes!
This is rapidly becoming my #1 newspeeve.
It's pronounced CASH. Stoppit. You're thinking of 'cachet' again, which means something else entirely.
A cache is a storage space, often obscured. Cachet is prestige. One is hidey, one is showy. Opposing themes!
This is rapidly becoming my #1 newspeeve.
June 13, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Cache as ca-SHAY again. <eyetic>
It's pronounced CASH. Stoppit. You're thinking of 'cachet' again, which means something else entirely.
A cache is a storage space, often obscured. Cachet is prestige. One is hidey, one is showy. Opposing themes!
This is rapidly becoming my #1 newspeeve.
It's pronounced CASH. Stoppit. You're thinking of 'cachet' again, which means something else entirely.
A cache is a storage space, often obscured. Cachet is prestige. One is hidey, one is showy. Opposing themes!
This is rapidly becoming my #1 newspeeve.
Of all the 2026 shit, this is the most perfect an encapsulation of so, so much while being by far not the most shitty.
Splendid work everyone; 10/10 absurdity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTTe...
Splendid work everyone; 10/10 absurdity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTTe...
WWE building flag triggers massive power outage - Thousands left in the dark
YouTube video by News 12
www.youtube.com
June 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Of all the 2026 shit, this is the most perfect an encapsulation of so, so much while being by far not the most shitty.
Splendid work everyone; 10/10 absurdity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTTe...
Splendid work everyone; 10/10 absurdity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTTe...
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In Japan, morning TV shows often feature a daily horoscope.
They’ll say,
“Today’s lucky No. 1 is Cancer!”
But… what kind of crab are we talking about? 🦀◦°
今日の1位は かに座のあなた
かに座とかいう生まれながらの勝者
They’ll say,
“Today’s lucky No. 1 is Cancer!”
But… what kind of crab are we talking about? 🦀◦°
今日の1位は かに座のあなた
かに座とかいう生まれながらの勝者
June 8, 2026 at 10:02 AM
In Japan, morning TV shows often feature a daily horoscope.
They’ll say,
“Today’s lucky No. 1 is Cancer!”
But… what kind of crab are we talking about? 🦀◦°
今日の1位は かに座のあなた
かに座とかいう生まれながらの勝者
They’ll say,
“Today’s lucky No. 1 is Cancer!”
But… what kind of crab are we talking about? 🦀◦°
今日の1位は かに座のあなた
かに座とかいう生まれながらの勝者
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Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.)
The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.
The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.
June 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.)
The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.
The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.
The 'you will not leash me, I will not obey' vibe is extra cute coming from a raccoon. I approve.
June 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
The 'you will not leash me, I will not obey' vibe is extra cute coming from a raccoon. I approve.
June 7, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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/4 That’s not a “had a bad day” video. That’s a “been an entitled asshole his whole life” video. That’s the type of video you can watch and deduce how he treats waiters.
June 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
/4 That’s not a “had a bad day” video. That’s a “been an entitled asshole his whole life” video. That’s the type of video you can watch and deduce how he treats waiters.