Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
Luthier, writer, musician. Hearing impaired. The whole show at Crowfoot Electric Guitars. Currently writing & recording with Last Valley. Queer. He/him. San Diego, CA. This is my personal account. Opinions expressed here are mine alone. crowfootguitars.com
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Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
· Jan 30
The arc of history bends toward fuck these guys
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911: what’s your emergency
Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS
911: sir you are going to die
Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS
911: sir you are going to die
September 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
911: what’s your emergency
Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS
911: sir you are going to die
Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS
911: sir you are going to die
Make a band edible:
Alice 'n' Beans
Blackened Rebel Motorcycle Club Sandwich
Yeastie Boys
Franks Go To Hollywood
Alice 'n' Beans
Blackened Rebel Motorcycle Club Sandwich
Yeastie Boys
Franks Go To Hollywood
Make a band edible:
Bao House
Bao House
Make a band edible:
Sebadough
Sebadough
September 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Make a band edible:
Alice 'n' Beans
Blackened Rebel Motorcycle Club Sandwich
Yeastie Boys
Franks Go To Hollywood
Alice 'n' Beans
Blackened Rebel Motorcycle Club Sandwich
Yeastie Boys
Franks Go To Hollywood
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All the rats are running around making Tiktoks and then you actually post the Tiktoks
September 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
All the rats are running around making Tiktoks and then you actually post the Tiktoks
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It's 2026 so like, it's Charli xcx instead of Alice Cooper. Same deal though
September 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It's 2026 so like, it's Charli xcx instead of Alice Cooper. Same deal though
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There are Muppets, they want to make a Show. No one knows how this actually works. Sometimes Alice Cooper stops by
September 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
There are Muppets, they want to make a Show. No one knows how this actually works. Sometimes Alice Cooper stops by
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Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
September 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
Make a band edible:
Sebadough
Sebadough
Make a band edible:
Necco Case
Necco Case
Make a band edible:
My Buttered Valentine
My Buttered Valentine
September 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Make a band edible:
Sebadough
Sebadough
"Still taking that dentist blues class?"
"Oh yeah."
"What have you learned?"
"12-bar blues, basic riffs and turnarounds, essentials of insurance billing, dominant 7ths, walkups, root canal theory."
"Cool. Sticking with it?"
"Not sure. To continue next semester you have to buy a PRS & a Mercedes."
"Oh yeah."
"What have you learned?"
"12-bar blues, basic riffs and turnarounds, essentials of insurance billing, dominant 7ths, walkups, root canal theory."
"Cool. Sticking with it?"
"Not sure. To continue next semester you have to buy a PRS & a Mercedes."
September 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"Still taking that dentist blues class?"
"Oh yeah."
"What have you learned?"
"12-bar blues, basic riffs and turnarounds, essentials of insurance billing, dominant 7ths, walkups, root canal theory."
"Cool. Sticking with it?"
"Not sure. To continue next semester you have to buy a PRS & a Mercedes."
"Oh yeah."
"What have you learned?"
"12-bar blues, basic riffs and turnarounds, essentials of insurance billing, dominant 7ths, walkups, root canal theory."
"Cool. Sticking with it?"
"Not sure. To continue next semester you have to buy a PRS & a Mercedes."
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A recurrent theme in this excellent story about China’s progress is that people there regard Trump as essential to their success, including his ability to drive scientific talent from the US www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
September 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
A recurrent theme in this excellent story about China’s progress is that people there regard Trump as essential to their success, including his ability to drive scientific talent from the US www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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‘Die Busenfreundinnen’, “Fliegende Blätter”
Katharina Von Dombrowski, 1921.
digi.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/diglit/fb154...
Katharina Von Dombrowski, 1921.
digi.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/diglit/fb154...
September 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
‘Die Busenfreundinnen’, “Fliegende Blätter”
Katharina Von Dombrowski, 1921.
digi.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/diglit/fb154...
Katharina Von Dombrowski, 1921.
digi.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/diglit/fb154...
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If you get TacoCare for $3.99/month, you can put sour cream on there
September 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If you get TacoCare for $3.99/month, you can put sour cream on there
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Big foldy phone can hold a lot of ground beef, cheese, shredded lettuce… your basic taco foodstuffs
September 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Big foldy phone can hold a lot of ground beef, cheese, shredded lettuce… your basic taco foodstuffs
Watched Possession with Mer last night and the main two lessons I took away are 1) the straights are doing FINE, and 2) Heinz Bennent was the hottest fucking man alive in 1981.
Any fans out there suggest good followup views? Looking at Last Metro, Tin Drum...?
Any fans out there suggest good followup views? Looking at Last Metro, Tin Drum...?
September 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Watched Possession with Mer last night and the main two lessons I took away are 1) the straights are doing FINE, and 2) Heinz Bennent was the hottest fucking man alive in 1981.
Any fans out there suggest good followup views? Looking at Last Metro, Tin Drum...?
Any fans out there suggest good followup views? Looking at Last Metro, Tin Drum...?
Have nearly reskeeted several posts this morning that didn't use alt text for attached images. Do what you want, but just a reminder that some of us won't reskeet without alt text.
September 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Have nearly reskeeted several posts this morning that didn't use alt text for attached images. Do what you want, but just a reminder that some of us won't reskeet without alt text.
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If only countless people had warned of exactly this. 🧵
"ProPublica’s analysis found a stark and baffling increase: Almost 200 women with the condition died from 2020 to 2025, compared with about 100 in the previous six years."
www.rawstory.com/ectopic-preg...
"ProPublica’s analysis found a stark and baffling increase: Almost 200 women with the condition died from 2020 to 2025, compared with about 100 in the previous six years."
www.rawstory.com/ectopic-preg...
'Time bomb you can’t control': Deaths skyrocket after landmark Supreme Court ruling
The number of women who died after an ectopic pregnancy has spiked in recent years, a ProPublica analysis found. The mounting deaths in Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data have drawn littl...
www.rawstory.com
September 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
If only countless people had warned of exactly this. 🧵
"ProPublica’s analysis found a stark and baffling increase: Almost 200 women with the condition died from 2020 to 2025, compared with about 100 in the previous six years."
www.rawstory.com/ectopic-preg...
"ProPublica’s analysis found a stark and baffling increase: Almost 200 women with the condition died from 2020 to 2025, compared with about 100 in the previous six years."
www.rawstory.com/ectopic-preg...
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i hope rich people remember that unions are the compromise
On Labor Day, Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a new executive order to create the new Office of Worker Power, which will help workers connect with union organizers and educational resources to learn about their rights and, if they choose, to organize their workplaces.
Can This Former Longshoreman Help Zohran Mamdani Unionize New York?
The newly-created Office of Worker Power is inspired by a similar effort by the Democratic Socialists of America and the United Electrical Workers that has helped thousands across the country…
www.thecityreporter.nyc
September 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i hope rich people remember that unions are the compromise
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Just heard a RUSH song on the radio and it was all in 4/4 thanks to the tariff
February 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Just heard a RUSH song on the radio and it was all in 4/4 thanks to the tariff
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Airline Barney Kessel Swingmaster
September 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Airline Barney Kessel Swingmaster
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Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
June 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
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When people say “go big or go home” I always chose home. I like it at home. All my stuff is there and it’s comfy.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When people say “go big or go home” I always chose home. I like it at home. All my stuff is there and it’s comfy.
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In the wake of Hugging Face I’m more worried about metafiction. Swarms of AI’s trained on every SF story ever written, thereby inscrutably weighted so as to re-enact its classic tropes. What if the future is a dystopian sf metafiction whose complex irony no consciousness is positioned to relish?
Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
September 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
In the wake of Hugging Face I’m more worried about metafiction. Swarms of AI’s trained on every SF story ever written, thereby inscrutably weighted so as to re-enact its classic tropes. What if the future is a dystopian sf metafiction whose complex irony no consciousness is positioned to relish?
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The BBotE order slots for the production window ending September 19th are now up for your purchasing pleasure.
In other news, Team SENSIBLE SHOES has beegun plotting our 10th anniversary Extra Life run of Shadows of Brimstone. More news as it develops.
In other news, Team SENSIBLE SHOES has beegun plotting our 10th anniversary Extra Life run of Shadows of Brimstone. More news as it develops.
Coffee & Beer
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September 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The BBotE order slots for the production window ending September 19th are now up for your purchasing pleasure.
In other news, Team SENSIBLE SHOES has beegun plotting our 10th anniversary Extra Life run of Shadows of Brimstone. More news as it develops.
In other news, Team SENSIBLE SHOES has beegun plotting our 10th anniversary Extra Life run of Shadows of Brimstone. More news as it develops.
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just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
September 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow
bugs bunny is the scariest opponent genre fiction has ever produced
Biggest problem with modern Looney Tunes, even COYOTE VS ACME (which I like) is that Bugs Bunny has been sanded down into a mascot. You watch him in the 40s or 50s and he's a freaky lil dress-up pervert who is down for anything. Assigned diva at birth. Nowadays, he's just a regular guy. Not my Bugs.
September 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow