Twisted Flax
@squared23.bsky.social
Well brined. r/Cybertruck mod
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She was Rachel, weeping for her children, because they were not.
September 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
She was Rachel, weeping for her children, because they were not.
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340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
September 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
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Nobody will bite on my op-ed pitch, “e-bike dads are the new soccer moms,” but I’m right and everyone knows it.
August 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Nobody will bite on my op-ed pitch, “e-bike dads are the new soccer moms,” but I’m right and everyone knows it.
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if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
August 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
if there’s a point to fame it’s to do what dolly parton did in the world
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Via @catabush.com these are the top goal-scorers in MLS since 2024.
August 23, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Via @catabush.com these are the top goal-scorers in MLS since 2024.
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Grow Together 💚
Introducing our 2026 Pride Collection, created in collaboration with Seattle-based artist and muralist Esmeralda Vasquez!
A portion of proceeds from this collection will support Sounders and RAVE Foundation's work and partners in the LGBTQ+ community.
Introducing our 2026 Pride Collection, created in collaboration with Seattle-based artist and muralist Esmeralda Vasquez!
A portion of proceeds from this collection will support Sounders and RAVE Foundation's work and partners in the LGBTQ+ community.
August 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Grow Together 💚
Introducing our 2026 Pride Collection, created in collaboration with Seattle-based artist and muralist Esmeralda Vasquez!
A portion of proceeds from this collection will support Sounders and RAVE Foundation's work and partners in the LGBTQ+ community.
Introducing our 2026 Pride Collection, created in collaboration with Seattle-based artist and muralist Esmeralda Vasquez!
A portion of proceeds from this collection will support Sounders and RAVE Foundation's work and partners in the LGBTQ+ community.
Daily Challenge is haaaard.
Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-08-05 · MLS · 4-3-3
70 pts · Out in the Conference Final
🎯 91% of the best squad · top 1%
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟨🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨🟩🟥🟥🟨
⚽ Iloski 25
🏅 Free Scoring · Untouchable · Sharpshooter
75points.americansocceranalysis.com
Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-08-05 · MLS · 4-3-3
70 pts · Out in the Conference Final
🎯 91% of the best squad · top 1%
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟨🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨🟩🟥🟥🟨
⚽ Iloski 25
🏅 Free Scoring · Untouchable · Sharpshooter
75points.americansocceranalysis.com
Road to 75
Spin a fantasy MLS squad out of every team-season since 2013, then chase 75 points and MLS Cup.
75points.americansocceranalysis.com
August 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Daily Challenge is haaaard.
Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-08-05 · MLS · 4-3-3
70 pts · Out in the Conference Final
🎯 91% of the best squad · top 1%
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟨🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨🟩🟥🟥🟨
⚽ Iloski 25
🏅 Free Scoring · Untouchable · Sharpshooter
75points.americansocceranalysis.com
Road to 75 ⚽ Daily 2026-08-05 · MLS · 4-3-3
70 pts · Out in the Conference Final
🎯 91% of the best squad · top 1%
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟨🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨🟩🟥🟥🟨
⚽ Iloski 25
🏅 Free Scoring · Untouchable · Sharpshooter
75points.americansocceranalysis.com
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They could always sign up to give comment at a public meeting.
New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Mamdani Is Shunning New York Business Leaders Who Are Used to Calling the Shots
The mayor fired corporate leaders from a city fund’s advisory board in the latest sign that he is changing the way such power brokers access City Hall.
on.wsj.com
August 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
They could always sign up to give comment at a public meeting.
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A truly global approach to reining in Elon Musk could first start by giving kids in Mozambique their eyeballs back, as our team reported exclusively for @thexylom.com:
www.thexylom.com/post/mozambi...
www.thexylom.com/post/mozambi...
July 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
A truly global approach to reining in Elon Musk could first start by giving kids in Mozambique their eyeballs back, as our team reported exclusively for @thexylom.com:
www.thexylom.com/post/mozambi...
www.thexylom.com/post/mozambi...
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My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
July 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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The Milwaukee Brewers' highest paid player is bad and their 2nd highest paid player just got a probably career ending injury. These two players take up 1/3 of their payroll. They have the best record in baseball.
July 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The Milwaukee Brewers' highest paid player is bad and their 2nd highest paid player just got a probably career ending injury. These two players take up 1/3 of their payroll. They have the best record in baseball.
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Too many comfortable seats across the org imo
July 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Too many comfortable seats across the org imo
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So like actually. I want a refund @soundersfc.com . You set precedence. 4-0
July 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
So like actually. I want a refund @soundersfc.com . You set precedence. 4-0
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Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
July 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
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new metaphor just dropped
July 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
new metaphor just dropped
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Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch
June 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch
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I wrote about Mona Khalil's life and death, and what it means to do conservation work amid bombs, invasion, and occupation defector.com/mona-khalil-...
Mona Khalil, Who Devoted Her Life To Protecting Turtles, Killed By Israeli Airstrike | Defector
For half a century, a house on the coast in southern Lebanon has kept vigil over Al-Mansouri beach and the blue Mediterranean waters beyond. Mona Khalil’s grandfather built the house in the 1970s, aro...
defector.com
June 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I wrote about Mona Khalil's life and death, and what it means to do conservation work amid bombs, invasion, and occupation defector.com/mona-khalil-...
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To find out what the odds were that Ronaldo scored first, google "Ronaldo Las Vegas"
June 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
To find out what the odds were that Ronaldo scored first, google "Ronaldo Las Vegas"
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bless the ancestors for allowing us to enjoy this Black ass team on juneteenth without jan6 juninho
June 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
bless the ancestors for allowing us to enjoy this Black ass team on juneteenth without jan6 juninho
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RFK Jr on hand at the World Cup in Seattle to make sure Pulisic heals up quick*
*misses the rest of the tournament with a new disease that can only be contracted by eating whale placenta
*misses the rest of the tournament with a new disease that can only be contracted by eating whale placenta
June 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
RFK Jr on hand at the World Cup in Seattle to make sure Pulisic heals up quick*
*misses the rest of the tournament with a new disease that can only be contracted by eating whale placenta
*misses the rest of the tournament with a new disease that can only be contracted by eating whale placenta
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Fourth game I’ve been at so far, and the volume of boos that greet hydration breaks are exponentially growing.
June 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Fourth game I’ve been at so far, and the volume of boos that greet hydration breaks are exponentially growing.
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Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike
I feel sick
I feel sick
June 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Mona Khalil, Lebanon’s most well-known sea turtle conservationist, died of her wounds today after being injured by an Israeli strike
I feel sick
I feel sick