Starland
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I’m 60 years old and I live in the hills of Northwest Georgia in Appalachia. I love classic rock, horror and sci fi films and all things 1970’s! I love Stargate SG-1!! ( I have a secret!)
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@starseay.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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I’m also not going to be political or anything like that. If you feel the need to send me anything sexual or anything like that well you do you!
It’s interesting how your body reacts to your thoughts and feelings and sometimes it’s kind of icky too!
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July 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
It’s interesting how your body reacts to your thoughts and feelings and sometimes it’s kind of icky too!
I’m really really feeling freaky tonight. I’ve been extra horny all afternoon. There’s something inside me that’s coming out
July 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I’m really really feeling freaky tonight. I’ve been extra horny all afternoon. There’s something inside me that’s coming out
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Is it “duck tape” or “duct tape?” Either way, I am locked in the trunk of this car.
June 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Is it “duck tape” or “duct tape?” Either way, I am locked in the trunk of this car.
I’m still listening to The Dirt by Motley Crue! Did they really live like this? #audiobooks #audible
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June 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I’m still listening to The Dirt by Motley Crue! Did they really live like this? #audiobooks #audible
My current listening on #Audible
The Dirt
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL MOVIE STARRING MACHINE GUN KELLY, DANIEL WEBBER, DOUGLAS BOOTH, AND IWAN RHEON, DIRECTED BY JEFF TREMAINE.Celebrate over thirty years of the world's most notorious rock band with the audiobook edition of The Dirt—the outrageo...
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June 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
My current listening on #Audible
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Weird to call CBS crooked when he just used them to cancel Colbert and just fired everyone from 60 Minutes to appease him.
June 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Weird to call CBS crooked when he just used them to cancel Colbert and just fired everyone from 60 Minutes to appease him.
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My current listen on Audible. #audiobooks
Who I Really Am: Diary of a Vampire
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Rock and roll in the BC (Before Cooper) era was a tamer, milder world. In Who I Really Am, Cooper’s latest addition to Audible’s Words + Music series, we learn how the boa-wearing (not the feathered kind) maestro arrived at a show and sound -...
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June 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
My current listen on Audible. #audiobooks
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Wife found my cock ring under the bed, asked what it was and why it was there
Explained it was a tube for splitting electrical cables Never mentioned again.
Explained it was a tube for splitting electrical cables Never mentioned again.
June 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Wife found my cock ring under the bed, asked what it was and why it was there
Explained it was a tube for splitting electrical cables Never mentioned again.
Explained it was a tube for splitting electrical cables Never mentioned again.
I have a beard. A beard is the male equivalent of a woman’s fully developed breasts. I am hairy all over. A lot of it is silver.
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June 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I have a beard. A beard is the male equivalent of a woman’s fully developed breasts. I am hairy all over. A lot of it is silver.
Yes, I carry a #manpurse SHUT UP!!
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June 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Yes, I carry a #manpurse SHUT UP!!
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A girl on TikTok said she is wearing her mom's vintage top from the early 2000's. Just go ahead and take me to the nursing home.
June 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
A girl on TikTok said she is wearing her mom's vintage top from the early 2000's. Just go ahead and take me to the nursing home.
At my annual eye appointment. Why do they make appointments again? #appointments
April 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
At my annual eye appointment. Why do they make appointments again? #appointments
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On March 22, 1963, The Beatles’ debut album, “Please Please Me,” was released in the United Kingdom on the Parlophone record label.
Today in History: The Beatles release their first album
On March 22, 1963, The Beatles’ debut album, “Please Please Me,” was released in the United Kingdom on the Parlophone record label.
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March 22, 2026 at 9:33 AM
On March 22, 1963, The Beatles’ debut album, “Please Please Me,” was released in the United Kingdom on the Parlophone record label.
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What's the difference between Iran and Vietnam?
Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
March 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
What's the difference between Iran and Vietnam?
Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
Hilarious!
Put fake nails on my right hand, sat on it till it went numb, then gave myself a shandy. Figured it would feel like someone else was doing it, actually was more like being wanked off by a corpse. Would not recommend.
March 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Hilarious!