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· May 14
Otrohet on Ponce - Chariot Press
Matt Thompson
chariotpressjournal.com
My latest, “Otrohet on Ponce” in the lovely Spring Issue of Chariot Press:
chariotpressjournal.com/2026/05/otro...
#poetry
chariotpressjournal.com/2026/05/otro...
#poetry
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Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
July 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
Latte Lath 1v1 with the keeper and sends the ball into orbit. Classic.
July 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Latte Lath 1v1 with the keeper and sends the ball into orbit. Classic.
MLS is back.
Atlanta United totaled 0.34 expected goals from six shots, two on target. Nashville totaled 0.13 expected goals from two shots, neither on target.
July 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
MLS is back.
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people angry about a movie based on a 2800-year-old poem should be forced to go to war for ten years and then take another ten to get home
July 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
people angry about a movie based on a 2800-year-old poem should be forced to go to war for ten years and then take another ten to get home
all my homies hate Zverev
July 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
all my homies hate Zverev
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Would love a reverse swear jar situation where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use
July 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Would love a reverse swear jar situation where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use
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Men will plow the whole cornfield and build a baseball field rather than going to therapy
June 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Men will plow the whole cornfield and build a baseball field rather than going to therapy
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The thing is, artists don't actually owe you accessibility. You can just choose to not consume those works. That's fine. That's allowed. You can learn to be fine living as a person who's never read Finnegan's Wake. That's most of us, actually.
June 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The thing is, artists don't actually owe you accessibility. You can just choose to not consume those works. That's fine. That's allowed. You can learn to be fine living as a person who's never read Finnegan's Wake. That's most of us, actually.
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I love how you do one thing wrong and suddenly you "made a mistake"
June 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I love how you do one thing wrong and suddenly you "made a mistake"
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Victims can also be bad people.
That does not make them not victims.
That does not make them not victims.
June 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Victims can also be bad people.
That does not make them not victims.
That does not make them not victims.
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I'm a 10 but mostly on those therapist intake questionnaires
June 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I'm a 10 but mostly on those therapist intake questionnaires
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guys i just got sponsored by baked beans
June 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
guys i just got sponsored by baked beans
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Just heard the new Jay Z freestyle where he goes after Kanye and Drake and it was pretty good, I’m glad he’s not doing that about me. I feel like just knowing I drive a ford focus would give him a lot of ammunition.
June 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Just heard the new Jay Z freestyle where he goes after Kanye and Drake and it was pretty good, I’m glad he’s not doing that about me. I feel like just knowing I drive a ford focus would give him a lot of ammunition.
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Gonna be a generational burden to recreate the norm that scamming other people is bad when our positions of leadership are being filled by proud scammers and people who previously only succeeded in the field of social media engagement bait
June 2, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Gonna be a generational burden to recreate the norm that scamming other people is bad when our positions of leadership are being filled by proud scammers and people who previously only succeeded in the field of social media engagement bait
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i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.
May 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.
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happy memorial day
May 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
happy memorial day
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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny would you choose hard or soft shell tacos.
May 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny would you choose hard or soft shell tacos.
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hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
May 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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i'm basically the jack ryan of being sleepy
May 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i'm basically the jack ryan of being sleepy
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this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed
we may never know what happened
we may never know what happened
May 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed
we may never know what happened
we may never know what happened
My latest, “Otrohet on Ponce” in the lovely Spring Issue of Chariot Press:
chariotpressjournal.com/2026/05/otro...
#poetry
chariotpressjournal.com/2026/05/otro...
#poetry
Otrohet on Ponce - Chariot Press
Matt Thompson
chariotpressjournal.com
May 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My latest, “Otrohet on Ponce” in the lovely Spring Issue of Chariot Press:
chariotpressjournal.com/2026/05/otro...
#poetry
chariotpressjournal.com/2026/05/otro...
#poetry
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"I thought topical humor would kill," I yell as I'm dragged from the ointment convention. "At least these free samples will help with all these cuts."
Look, I just need to feel something.
Look, I just need to feel something.
May 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
"I thought topical humor would kill," I yell as I'm dragged from the ointment convention. "At least these free samples will help with all these cuts."
Look, I just need to feel something.
Look, I just need to feel something.
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My autocorrect just coined "Super Smash Bris", possibly the least fun game of all time
May 11, 2024 at 4:13 PM
My autocorrect just coined "Super Smash Bris", possibly the least fun game of all time
Oh yeah write something in pentameter that’ll be fun great plan chief
May 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Oh yeah write something in pentameter that’ll be fun great plan chief
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i went to the foreshadowing store and nobody knew you... yet.
May 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
i went to the foreshadowing store and nobody knew you... yet.