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His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
time.com
October 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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I really wouldn't mind if Pope Bob excommunicated all the fascist Catholics on SCOTUS.
October 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order.

Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
September 29, 2026 at 5:19 PM
What a fucking fool.
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡

Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.

Here's the whole sequence:
September 29, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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A phenomenal moment in the Senate.

Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

Smith denies it.

Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.

Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.

WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
September 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Hawkeyes! (The enemy of my enemy is my friend cheering edition.)
September 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
September 26, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Here is Trump in 2011 calling Obama “stupid” for hosting the Chinese president and claiming that he wouldn’t give him a dinner.
twitter.com
September 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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What is even going on in this photo?
September 24, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
September 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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So this story is WAY wilder than I thought

The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S

WTF is going on here?
September 24, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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The pentagon ships sensitive military components over the ocean by UPS?
hahahahaha INCREDIBLE

*CHINA IS HOLDING SENSITIVE F-35 PARTS DIVERTED TO HONG KONG
*PENTAGON SAYS IT'S WORKING TO RETRIEVE STEALTHY JET PARTS
*UPS FLIGHT WTH PARTS WAS HEADED TO US BEFORE BEING DIVERTED
September 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
🤡🤡🤡
September 22, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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She left Fox after accusing Ed Henry of sexual harassment.
Former Fox News Staffer Jennifer Eckhart Dies by Suicide at 36, Authorities Confirm
Jennifer Eckhart, who worked at Fox News for seven years, died at age 36. She had pivoted and begun a nonprofit and a podcast after alleging in a 2020 lawsuit that former Fox News anchor Ed Henry rape...
people.com
September 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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The MAGA outrage du jour that started on Twitter and has now been picked up by the OR GOP is that someone noticed that Tilamook cheese (made in Oregon) has a halal label. They’ve had it for years and they switched to non-animal rennet for economic reasons. But the hate machine must be fed.
September 20, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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Sounds like Denmark hoodwinked Trump.
☠️☠️☠️

Greenland stays Greenland. Denmark keeps sovereignty. Trump gets a repackaged version of a U.S. defense deal that’s existed since 1951.

Same deal, new wrapper
September 20, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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god damnit woman i know what i'm about
sherman, for the love of god!
September 20, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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A federal judge says Todd Blanche isn't sufficiently following the court's orders in a case concerning the Epstein files and gave Blanche a deadline to comply or face the possibility of contempt charges.

The order stems from the lawsuit brought by Katie Phang.
Judge Warns Blanche of Possible Contempt Charges Over Epstein Files
The Justice Department hasn’t sufficiently followed a court order to produce documents, the federal judge said.
www.washingtonsun.com
September 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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footage is making the rounds on Facebook of a canvasser wearing a Stronger Maine shirt (a super PAC that supports Susan Collins) stealing a package yesterday
September 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour https://theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-introduces-sock-puppets-that-will-open-for-him-on-tour/
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Yikes
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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WOW
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
September 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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True story.
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Looks like a certain petulant brat got his saggy ass handed to him by a strong woman. You know how much he must have delighted in that. Thank you, President Connolly!
September 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM