Thicc Stauskas
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No god between the hashes brother
The Whittingham regime is over the only question is whether we decide we wanna do this for another year or not
Michigan HC Kyle Whittingham says he's aware that programs across the country are making coordinator changes right now.
But at Michigan, "right now, I don't think it's time to panic."
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But at Michigan, "right now, I don't think it's time to panic."
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Kyle Whittingham press conference: Why the Michigan offense isn't working, his thoughts on OC Jason Beck, more
Michigan football failed to score a touchdown in 60-plus minutes against Indiana, spoiling an excellent defensive performance in a 13-6 overtime defeat Saturday at the Big…
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October 26, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The Whittingham regime is over the only question is whether we decide we wanna do this for another year or not
Average Kyle Whittingham press conference
October 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Average Kyle Whittingham press conference
Dawg this is 15 years ago
Yeah of course OSU would never have an offensive coordinator with the initials JB or the last name Beck that held back a great defense.
Pictures unrelated.
Pictures unrelated.
October 26, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Dawg this is 15 years ago
Say what you will but this would never be allowed to happen at OSU
October 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Say what you will but this would never be allowed to happen at OSU
The lesson I’ve learned out of the whittingham debacle is to trust my gut and be even more negative. My instinct to be insanely reactionary and freak out and fire everyone has been wrong exactly once. Michigan should never have hired a 65 year old who was half retired. The details aren’t important.
October 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The lesson I’ve learned out of the whittingham debacle is to trust my gut and be even more negative. My instinct to be insanely reactionary and freak out and fire everyone has been wrong exactly once. Michigan should never have hired a 65 year old who was half retired. The details aren’t important.
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Live reaction from Jair Bolsanaro.
October 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Live reaction from Jair Bolsanaro.
There is really so much mid this year in CFB. I think Georgia is the best team because their loss is the most obviously bullshit and they have a dominant defense but man idk
1. OSU
2. Miami
3. Notre Dame
4. UCLA
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Indiana
8. Bama
9. Texas
10. BYU
11. Kentucky
12. TTU
13. LSU
14. Wake Forest
15. Ole Miss
16. Arizona
17. Northwestern
18. Boise
19. Houston
20. SMU
21. Florida
22. Tennessee
23. USC
24. Mizzou
25. Oregon
2. Miami
3. Notre Dame
4. UCLA
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Indiana
8. Bama
9. Texas
10. BYU
11. Kentucky
12. TTU
13. LSU
14. Wake Forest
15. Ole Miss
16. Arizona
17. Northwestern
18. Boise
19. Houston
20. SMU
21. Florida
22. Tennessee
23. USC
24. Mizzou
25. Oregon
Week 8:
1. BYU
2. Miami
3. TTU
4. UCLA
5. Ohio St
6. Notre Dame
7. Utah
8. Georgia
9. Ole Miss
10. Indiana
11. Texas
12. Bama
13. Houston
14. USC
15. Tenn
16. Oregon
17. LSU
18. Wake Forest
19. Kentucky
20. Arizona
21. Iowa
22. Northwestern
23. JMU
24. Boise
25. SMU
1. BYU
2. Miami
3. TTU
4. UCLA
5. Ohio St
6. Notre Dame
7. Utah
8. Georgia
9. Ole Miss
10. Indiana
11. Texas
12. Bama
13. Houston
14. USC
15. Tenn
16. Oregon
17. LSU
18. Wake Forest
19. Kentucky
20. Arizona
21. Iowa
22. Northwestern
23. JMU
24. Boise
25. SMU
October 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
There is really so much mid this year in CFB. I think Georgia is the best team because their loss is the most obviously bullshit and they have a dominant defense but man idk
1. OSU
2. Miami
3. Notre Dame
4. UCLA
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Indiana
8. Bama
9. Texas
10. BYU
11. Kentucky
12. TTU
13. LSU
14. Wake Forest
15. Ole Miss
16. Arizona
17. Northwestern
18. Boise
19. Houston
20. SMU
21. Florida
22. Tennessee
23. USC
24. Mizzou
25. Oregon
2. Miami
3. Notre Dame
4. UCLA
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Indiana
8. Bama
9. Texas
10. BYU
11. Kentucky
12. TTU
13. LSU
14. Wake Forest
15. Ole Miss
16. Arizona
17. Northwestern
18. Boise
19. Houston
20. SMU
21. Florida
22. Tennessee
23. USC
24. Mizzou
25. Oregon
Week 8:
1. BYU
2. Miami
3. TTU
4. UCLA
5. Ohio St
6. Notre Dame
7. Utah
8. Georgia
9. Ole Miss
10. Indiana
11. Texas
12. Bama
13. Houston
14. USC
15. Tenn
16. Oregon
17. LSU
18. Wake Forest
19. Kentucky
20. Arizona
21. Iowa
22. Northwestern
23. JMU
24. Boise
25. SMU
1. BYU
2. Miami
3. TTU
4. UCLA
5. Ohio St
6. Notre Dame
7. Utah
8. Georgia
9. Ole Miss
10. Indiana
11. Texas
12. Bama
13. Houston
14. USC
15. Tenn
16. Oregon
17. LSU
18. Wake Forest
19. Kentucky
20. Arizona
21. Iowa
22. Northwestern
23. JMU
24. Boise
25. SMU
Week 7:
1. ND
2. Miami
3. Georgia
4. Texas
5. Bama
6. BYU
7. Indiana
8. Utah
9. UCLA
10. TTU
11. OSU
12. Ole Miss
13. Mizzou
14. Houston
15. Oregon
16. Miss St
17. Tenn
18. USC
19. Northwestern
20. Okla St.
21. LSU
22. Oklahoma
23. Baylor
24. Nebraska
25. Wake Forest
1. ND
2. Miami
3. Georgia
4. Texas
5. Bama
6. BYU
7. Indiana
8. Utah
9. UCLA
10. TTU
11. OSU
12. Ole Miss
13. Mizzou
14. Houston
15. Oregon
16. Miss St
17. Tenn
18. USC
19. Northwestern
20. Okla St.
21. LSU
22. Oklahoma
23. Baylor
24. Nebraska
25. Wake Forest
October 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
1. OSU
2. Miami
3. Notre Dame
4. UCLA
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Indiana
8. Bama
9. Texas
10. BYU
11. Kentucky
12. TTU
13. LSU
14. Wake Forest
15. Ole Miss
16. Arizona
17. Northwestern
18. Boise
19. Houston
20. SMU
21. Florida
22. Tennessee
23. USC
24. Mizzou
25. Oregon
2. Miami
3. Notre Dame
4. UCLA
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Indiana
8. Bama
9. Texas
10. BYU
11. Kentucky
12. TTU
13. LSU
14. Wake Forest
15. Ole Miss
16. Arizona
17. Northwestern
18. Boise
19. Houston
20. SMU
21. Florida
22. Tennessee
23. USC
24. Mizzou
25. Oregon
What even is the Muslim brotherhood? Why should anyone give a fuck? Who cares?
October 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
What even is the Muslim brotherhood? Why should anyone give a fuck? Who cares?
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It’s actually so funny like normally it’s cope blaming the coordinator to this degree but literally every high level football analyst agrees it’s strictly coordinator malpractice… also very hilarious that every Michigan fan has the same thought about Jason Beck that they can’t voice on the Internet😭
October 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It’s actually so funny like normally it’s cope blaming the coordinator to this degree but literally every high level football analyst agrees it’s strictly coordinator malpractice… also very hilarious that every Michigan fan has the same thought about Jason Beck that they can’t voice on the Internet😭
WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT DM ME JASON BECK’S HOME ADDRESS
Michigan's defense has held all 7 opponents to 20 points or fewer. Since 2014, FBS teams that do that win 87% of the time.
Michigan is 4-3.
Jason Beck has to go. Now. Here's the data. 🧵
Michigan is 4-3.
Jason Beck has to go. Now. Here's the data. 🧵
October 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT DM ME JASON BECK’S HOME ADDRESS
One good year at Utah where he got put in a body bag by any decent defense. Also Devon Dampier may be special.
What I don’t fully understand is if this guy is such a comlete braindead moron (and he does seem to be!) how was he mostly successful elsewhere?
October 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
One good year at Utah where he got put in a body bag by any decent defense. Also Devon Dampier may be special.
Look how everyone on Indiana’s defense knows exactly where to be. Every part of this play is dead. This play will not work one time out of 1000
This is a 2nd & 6. If there's anything that can be said to be Beck's base shit it's Jet Bash opposite QB Power. They know when he's running it. They know how to murder it. And here in Game 7 he still has no counter to punish the Oklahoma response.
October 25, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Look how everyone on Indiana’s defense knows exactly where to be. Every part of this play is dead. This play will not work one time out of 1000
Half of our snaps are with 6 OL. Half. What the fuck are we doing. Nobody has ever fucking done this. And frankly it’s on everyone in the building. Even Jay hill. How is anyone on this coaching staff not screaming HEY FUCK ASS YOU CANT DO THAT
October 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Half of our snaps are with 6 OL. Half. What the fuck are we doing. Nobody has ever fucking done this. And frankly it’s on everyone in the building. Even Jay hill. How is anyone on this coaching staff not screaming HEY FUCK ASS YOU CANT DO THAT
When I’m the host of split zone duo and I take the potion that makes you a zoomer
UCF has deadass just turned in the two most excruciating minutes of football of all time
BYU is gonna lose this game because of an unsportsmanlike conduct celebrating a turnover that was def not a turnover and is instead gonna put UCF in field goal range
October 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
When I’m the host of split zone duo and I take the potion that makes you a zoomer
If Michigan made a change this offseason they’d likely be the only big job of the cycle but unfortunately we had to give Warde Manuel a courtesy year
October 24, 2026 at 9:55 PM
If Michigan made a change this offseason they’d likely be the only big job of the cycle but unfortunately we had to give Warde Manuel a courtesy year
New “Us” text dropped
JUST IN: Newly released Pentagon UFO files reveal witness drawings of bizarre creatures allegedly encountered in Utah, including hairy humanoids & mysterious “Skinwalkers.”
October 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
New “Us” text dropped
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If Chip Lindsey is this exact team's OC with no other changes they're undefeated and top 5 right now
October 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If Chip Lindsey is this exact team's OC with no other changes they're undefeated and top 5 right now
Don’t “it’s just a game” me everything else in the world sucks shit and is getting worse I wanna get mad at my favorite team. “Have some perspective” ok I got some perspective and now I’m even madder thanks man
October 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Don’t “it’s just a game” me everything else in the world sucks shit and is getting worse I wanna get mad at my favorite team. “Have some perspective” ok I got some perspective and now I’m even madder thanks man
Shut up?
Buddy, it's a game. They're college kids.
They weren't going to win a natty this season no matter what.
Why. Do. You. Care. This. Much?
I get it. Beck sucks ass. But there's no amount of emotion that's worth investing in CFB beyond just the hours of a singular game.
They weren't going to win a natty this season no matter what.
Why. Do. You. Care. This. Much?
I get it. Beck sucks ass. But there's no amount of emotion that's worth investing in CFB beyond just the hours of a singular game.
October 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Shut up?
I’m more mad right now than I’ve been the last two years because this is so much more unacceptable. This offense has barely minimum 5 draftable players and has generated not a single acceptable output against any opponent. I have never seen anything like this. I’m furious beyond reason
October 24, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I’m more mad right now than I’ve been the last two years because this is so much more unacceptable. This offense has barely minimum 5 draftable players and has generated not a single acceptable output against any opponent. I have never seen anything like this. I’m furious beyond reason
It’s actually fucking crazy how much better Al Borges was than this. I actually don’t understand how this was successful in the big 12 unless every DC in the conference was lobotomized
October 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It’s actually fucking crazy how much better Al Borges was than this. I actually don’t understand how this was successful in the big 12 unless every DC in the conference was lobotomized
A lot of times blaming the coordinator is cope for not having talent. No. Every play this offense runs us from a formation where we only run two plays both of which are on tape and dead to rights we play offense like someone who sucks at madden and is trying to bs their way down the field
I have never seen a team so sabotaged by one guy. There is no reason Michigan shouldn’t be 6-1 and sitting pretty for the playoffs
October 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
A lot of times blaming the coordinator is cope for not having talent. No. Every play this offense runs us from a formation where we only run two plays both of which are on tape and dead to rights we play offense like someone who sucks at madden and is trying to bs their way down the field
I have never seen a team so sabotaged by one guy. There is no reason Michigan shouldn’t be 6-1 and sitting pretty for the playoffs
October 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I have never seen a team so sabotaged by one guy. There is no reason Michigan shouldn’t be 6-1 and sitting pretty for the playoffs