Tom
@tomvictor.bsky.social
Deli sandwich enthusiast and occasional serious journalist. Mirror Football, 'What Would Jurgen Klopp Do?', things of that nature.
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@tomvictor.bsky.social
· Nov 28
A thread of some of my bookmarked tweets. This will be updated with no real regular pattern but it *will* be updated
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"loaded fries" are upside down. put the wet "topping" on the bottom and then the fries on top so they stay crispy.
February 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"loaded fries" are upside down. put the wet "topping" on the bottom and then the fries on top so they stay crispy.
ed sheeran's openers have quit in solidarity. he's now called d heeran.
September 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
ed sheeran's openers have quit in solidarity. he's now called d heeran.
The magic of de cuyp send tweet
September 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The magic of de cuyp send tweet
just want to ruin your day by letting you know masterpiece by big thief came out when cavan sullivan was six years old. thanks, bye.
My contribution to the Cavan Sullivan Discourse: It is amazing that the next superstar of American men’s soccer has anything and Ruined by Adrienne Lenker on his warm-up playlist
Cavan Sullivan: The Warm-Up on Apple Music
Playlist · 53 Songs
music.apple.com
September 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
just want to ruin your day by letting you know masterpiece by big thief came out when cavan sullivan was six years old. thanks, bye.
Can’t get it out of my head that Bruno gets sent off if City still have Bernardo as the captain getting in the ref’s head after that
September 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Can’t get it out of my head that Bruno gets sent off if City still have Bernardo as the captain getting in the ref’s head after that
Right it’s weird for the comms to essentially go ‘Bruno kicks him first… anyway,’
Bruno does kick him first and then Foden kicks him back, it's two reds or it's none probably. but today I feel Portuguese.
September 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Right it’s weird for the comms to essentially go ‘Bruno kicks him first… anyway,’
Are Wrexham’s defenders Paddington Bear? Because they’ve inexplicably left Piroe all alone
September 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Are Wrexham’s defenders Paddington Bear? Because they’ve inexplicably left Piroe all alone
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Thinking about the 60 emoji again
March 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Thinking about the 60 emoji again
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The first episode of the Tangible Vibe Shift podcast will be releasing tomorrow. On the 25th anniversary of 9/11. See you then
September 10, 2026 at 8:40 AM
The first episode of the Tangible Vibe Shift podcast will be releasing tomorrow. On the 25th anniversary of 9/11. See you then
Milos Kerkez has the face of a movie jock whose name is just a grunt that someone is forced to attempt spelling phonetically
September 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Milos Kerkez has the face of a movie jock whose name is just a grunt that someone is forced to attempt spelling phonetically
[explaining midfield reinforcements to an american owner] imagine a berge
Sander Berge?? It’s baffling enough Chelsea found themselves scrabbling around for a CM despite knowing for months Enzo would go, but you’d think with such an erratic and maximalist transfer policy they would have a spreadsheet full of £30m midfielders to sign off on
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Chelsea transfer news: Blues explored move for Fulham's Sander Berge
Chelsea showed late interest in Fulham's Sander Berge as they attempted to strengthen their midfield options before Enzo Fernandez's departure.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 8, 2026 at 8:16 AM
[explaining midfield reinforcements to an american owner] imagine a berge
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Interview with Jay Emmanuel-Thomas
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
Ex-Arsenal star Jay Emmanuel-Thomas on 'long journey' rebuilding life after jail
The former England youth international has looked to surround himself with good people as he gets his life back on track
www.mirror.co.uk
September 5, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Interview with Jay Emmanuel-Thomas
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
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Armand Traore stepped away from football entirely after retiring and moved to Spain to reset after what he describes as a mental health crisis.
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
I never played for Arsenal again after 8-2 loss – I've changed sports
The former defender saw his Arsenal career end on a disappointing note and ultimately stepped away from football entirely to pursue a very different path
www.football.london
September 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Armand Traore stepped away from football entirely after retiring and moved to Spain to reset after what he describes as a mental health crisis.
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
was reminded this week that maxwel cornet is still a west ham player. he last started a game for the club in january 2024
September 7, 2026 at 11:32 AM
was reminded this week that maxwel cornet is still a west ham player. he last started a game for the club in january 2024
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Sorry, no. Everyone was 28 when Alexis was at Arsenal. Kendrick Lamar to Pimp a Butterfly and so forth. Anyway, continue
Fun Cavan Sullivan fact: his childhood hero who he modeled his game after was Arsenal-era Alexis Sanchez, who’s lining up against him for Montreal tonight
September 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Sorry, no. Everyone was 28 when Alexis was at Arsenal. Kendrick Lamar to Pimp a Butterfly and so forth. Anyway, continue
his dad memphis must be so proud
If you’re not a football fan just know that Crusty the Pie is one of the most respected figures in the sport.
September 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
his dad memphis must be so proud
Happy birthday Bukayo Saka
September 5, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Happy birthday Bukayo Saka
Interview with Jay Emmanuel-Thomas
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
Ex-Arsenal star Jay Emmanuel-Thomas on 'long journey' rebuilding life after jail
The former England youth international has looked to surround himself with good people as he gets his life back on track
www.mirror.co.uk
September 5, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Interview with Jay Emmanuel-Thomas
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
➡️ Surrounding himself with the right people after time in prison
➡️ Experience of playing football in India and Thailand
➡️ Preparing for his charity boxing debut against Nile Ranger
Armand Traore stepped away from football entirely after retiring and moved to Spain to reset after what he describes as a mental health crisis.
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
I never played for Arsenal again after 8-2 loss – I've changed sports
The former defender saw his Arsenal career end on a disappointing note and ultimately stepped away from football entirely to pursue a very different path
www.football.london
September 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Armand Traore stepped away from football entirely after retiring and moved to Spain to reset after what he describes as a mental health crisis.
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
I spoke to him about post-retirement support, combat sports giving him the structure he craves, and his charity boxing match against Sebastien Bassong
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The U.S. Open is a casino now, even more unavoidably so after the tournament signed a deal with Kalshi.
With player reactions.
Free to read at Bounces:
www.benrothenberg.com/p/us-open-te...
With player reactions.
Free to read at Bounces:
www.benrothenberg.com/p/us-open-te...
www.benrothenberg.com
September 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The U.S. Open is a casino now, even more unavoidably so after the tournament signed a deal with Kalshi.
With player reactions.
Free to read at Bounces:
www.benrothenberg.com/p/us-open-te...
With player reactions.
Free to read at Bounces:
www.benrothenberg.com/p/us-open-te...
Wout Faes? More like volte-face
September 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Wout Faes? More like volte-face
Dudes can just sit around and name old indie bands and have fun.
September 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Dudes can just sit around and name old indie bands and have fun.