Pabst Blue Robin
@turtlelover.bsky.social
Gas phase chemistry denier
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Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.”
Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing
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Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.”
Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing
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Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
September 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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in Frasier the brothers would joke about Opera and I wouldn't get it but it didn't matter, and same-same with Swan Boy and Anime and Music
September 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
in Frasier the brothers would joke about Opera and I wouldn't get it but it didn't matter, and same-same with Swan Boy and Anime and Music
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Socialists: Joseph Stalin would be in the DSA and love Mamdani!!
︀︀Other Socialists: NO! He would hate WOkeness!!
︀︀Josef Stalin in 2026: Comrade Ezra Klein, thank you for having me on your show. I'm a massive fan of your recent book. We need a Five Year Abundance Plan.
︀︀Other Socialists: NO! He would hate WOkeness!!
︀︀Josef Stalin in 2026: Comrade Ezra Klein, thank you for having me on your show. I'm a massive fan of your recent book. We need a Five Year Abundance Plan.
September 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Socialists: Joseph Stalin would be in the DSA and love Mamdani!!
︀︀Other Socialists: NO! He would hate WOkeness!!
︀︀Josef Stalin in 2026: Comrade Ezra Klein, thank you for having me on your show. I'm a massive fan of your recent book. We need a Five Year Abundance Plan.
︀︀Other Socialists: NO! He would hate WOkeness!!
︀︀Josef Stalin in 2026: Comrade Ezra Klein, thank you for having me on your show. I'm a massive fan of your recent book. We need a Five Year Abundance Plan.
Trivially easy problem to solve except that the United Kingdom has a cultural revulsion to keeping their cats safe and heslthy
Has your cat been gaining weight and staying out at night, only to arrive home reeking of marijuana? These are just some of the signs that a neighbour is trying to entice them away ...
The unsettling rise of cat seducers: ‘My little companion was missing – and I was consumed with anger’
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Trivially easy problem to solve except that the United Kingdom has a cultural revulsion to keeping their cats safe and heslthy
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Not going to be sharing the anti-post doc union op-ed because I think there’s really no reason to drive traffic to it, but holy shit. Never before has an article been tailor made to piss specifically me off.
August 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Not going to be sharing the anti-post doc union op-ed because I think there’s really no reason to drive traffic to it, but holy shit. Never before has an article been tailor made to piss specifically me off.
You should wear a helmet even on an empty, bike only, pathway
August 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
You should wear a helmet even on an empty, bike only, pathway
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unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case
August 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
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classic Tim Robinson skit setup
—date is going ok
—guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food
—accidentally makes his own food too hot
—date briefly comments on it
—guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
—date is going ok
—guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food
—accidentally makes his own food too hot
—date briefly comments on it
—guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
July 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
classic Tim Robinson skit setup
—date is going ok
—guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food
—accidentally makes his own food too hot
—date briefly comments on it
—guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
—date is going ok
—guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food
—accidentally makes his own food too hot
—date briefly comments on it
—guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
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one of my strongest music opinions is that carly rae should be a taylor swift level megastar
Literally every time Cut To The Feeling comes on I am baffled that it wasn’t a massive, Call Me Maybe-esque hit
July 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
one of my strongest music opinions is that carly rae should be a taylor swift level megastar
Damn, they’re gonna send the Pinkertons after Jimothy next…
A wild Jimothy appears!
Encounter the beloved raccoon in your D&D adventures: dndbeyond.link/DnD-Jimothy
Encounter the beloved raccoon in your D&D adventures: dndbeyond.link/DnD-Jimothy
July 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Damn, they’re gonna send the Pinkertons after Jimothy next…
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Including economists in intellectualism is a deep insult to intellectuals everywhere
July 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Including economists in intellectualism is a deep insult to intellectuals everywhere
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MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully.
SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what-
MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big
SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here?
MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what-
MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big
SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here?
MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
July 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully.
SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what-
MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big
SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here?
MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what-
MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big
SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here?
MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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Odysseus eating the lotus flower be like: I must have amnesia I forgot that I’m him
July 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Odysseus eating the lotus flower be like: I must have amnesia I forgot that I’m him
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it is not actually anyone's unalienable human right to drive as fast and as dangerously as you want at all times, idk who told them that. and i don't care about the "flow of traffic" either
A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people
July 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
it is not actually anyone's unalienable human right to drive as fast and as dangerously as you want at all times, idk who told them that. and i don't care about the "flow of traffic" either
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