It's Liz!
@twolemonades.com
I'm Liz (they/she)!
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
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Southpaw is such a special bar: the feel of a casual spot for locals with a cocktail menu that’s both classic and original. Highly recommended from every angle.
We need to hire a line cook. 25-30 hrs/week. Gottta love smashburgers and let’s collab on cocktail snacks
September 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Southpaw is such a special bar: the feel of a casual spot for locals with a cocktail menu that’s both classic and original. Highly recommended from every angle.
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I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st.
Happy Swalloween.
www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
Happy Swalloween.
www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
September 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st.
Happy Swalloween.
www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
Happy Swalloween.
www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
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Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
September 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
It's a little disheartening to watch so many people get excited about the new Baltimore women's basketball team while our *2026 championship winning* women's tackle football team goes largely unnoticed.
September 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
It's a little disheartening to watch so many people get excited about the new Baltimore women's basketball team while our *2026 championship winning* women's tackle football team goes largely unnoticed.
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I just need to go on a
September 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I just need to go on a
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The digestive system as a tube map
Original design by Jack Anderson
www.radiologycafe.com/blog/digesti...
Original design by Jack Anderson
www.radiologycafe.com/blog/digesti...
September 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The digestive system as a tube map
Original design by Jack Anderson
www.radiologycafe.com/blog/digesti...
Original design by Jack Anderson
www.radiologycafe.com/blog/digesti...
Cardi B, Megan, and Glo for Superbowl halftime.
September 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Cardi B, Megan, and Glo for Superbowl halftime.
I saw a woman on Instagram add a can of tuna and peas to box macaroni and cheese.
She called it a ~protein and fiber hack~.
The fiber-maxification of my 1990s poor kid survival meals is... surreal.
She called it a ~protein and fiber hack~.
The fiber-maxification of my 1990s poor kid survival meals is... surreal.
September 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I saw a woman on Instagram add a can of tuna and peas to box macaroni and cheese.
She called it a ~protein and fiber hack~.
The fiber-maxification of my 1990s poor kid survival meals is... surreal.
She called it a ~protein and fiber hack~.
The fiber-maxification of my 1990s poor kid survival meals is... surreal.
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people on bluesky simply have no concept of how universal this is among, like, normal people gen z and younger
Middle school children in my little liberal oasis were apparently wishing each other “Happy Kirkaversary” today so that’s how it’s going, if you wanted to know.
September 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
people on bluesky simply have no concept of how universal this is among, like, normal people gen z and younger
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damn that’s crazy imagine if the patriots’ coach had spent the offseason focusing on not having backbreaking mistakes instead of tryna blow out backs
September 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
damn that’s crazy imagine if the patriots’ coach had spent the offseason focusing on not having backbreaking mistakes instead of tryna blow out backs
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Can you imagine if it happened on the kirkaversary
September 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Can you imagine if it happened on the kirkaversary
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Lir: then what good is magic? What use is wizardry, if it cannot even save a unicorn?
Schmendrick: that’s what … heroes are for.
Lir [pauses]: of course, that is exactly what heroes are for.
Schmendrick: that’s what … heroes are for.
Lir [pauses]: of course, that is exactly what heroes are for.
September 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Lir: then what good is magic? What use is wizardry, if it cannot even save a unicorn?
Schmendrick: that’s what … heroes are for.
Lir [pauses]: of course, that is exactly what heroes are for.
Schmendrick: that’s what … heroes are for.
Lir [pauses]: of course, that is exactly what heroes are for.
I didn't WANT to be saying it. And yet here we are. Saying it.
Got home from errands and put on the Seahawks game. Drew Lock, you say
September 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I didn't WANT to be saying it. And yet here we are. Saying it.
I feel like the moment that gaslighting men have this used against them, it'll get decommissioned.
In the meantime, I hope so many women are able to send the shit their husbands say to their bestie group chats and they all get divorced.
In the meantime, I hope so many women are able to send the shit their husbands say to their bestie group chats and they all get divorced.
Hey so… new Apple Watches will now be recording literally everything all of the time.
They’re branding it as “Live Rewind”
They’re branding it as “Live Rewind”
Apple Watch can now rewind your conversations, and that's kinda creepy
Apple Watch can now rewind the last 15 seconds of a conversation, but it raises some uncomfortable privacy questions.
www.androidauthority.com
September 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I feel like the moment that gaslighting men have this used against them, it'll get decommissioned.
In the meantime, I hope so many women are able to send the shit their husbands say to their bestie group chats and they all get divorced.
In the meantime, I hope so many women are able to send the shit their husbands say to their bestie group chats and they all get divorced.
We have reached the glorious part of the year where we get races on Sunday morning and football all afternoon and evening.
September 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
We have reached the glorious part of the year where we get races on Sunday morning and football all afternoon and evening.
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Hello Wednesday.
🖼️ Margaret Tempest
🖼️ Margaret Tempest
September 9, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Hello Wednesday.
🖼️ Margaret Tempest
🖼️ Margaret Tempest
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If we reach 400 followers before October 1, we will show Bluesky the single creepiest thing that's ever been donated to us
September 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM
If we reach 400 followers before October 1, we will show Bluesky the single creepiest thing that's ever been donated to us
It is official: I am going to make Renn Faire at home this autumn.
If we are IRL pals and you want to participate in my backyard festivities, please let me know!
If we are IRL pals and you want to participate in my backyard festivities, please let me know!
September 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It is official: I am going to make Renn Faire at home this autumn.
If we are IRL pals and you want to participate in my backyard festivities, please let me know!
If we are IRL pals and you want to participate in my backyard festivities, please let me know!
12yo: I just wish I was a furry SO BAD.
Me: Darling daughter, I think that means you're a furry.
Me: Darling daughter, I think that means you're a furry.
September 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
12yo: I just wish I was a furry SO BAD.
Me: Darling daughter, I think that means you're a furry.
Me: Darling daughter, I think that means you're a furry.
In the D&D session I ran yesterday, the all-tabaxi party found a long-dead mining operation with still-functional magic power suits big pickaxe hands... and they did not attempt to wear the suits out of the mine.
September 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
In the D&D session I ran yesterday, the all-tabaxi party found a long-dead mining operation with still-functional magic power suits big pickaxe hands... and they did not attempt to wear the suits out of the mine.
I keep trying to watch Lucky, but I'm five episodes in and it seems like a huge waste of Timothy Olyphant and Annette Bening.
September 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I keep trying to watch Lucky, but I'm five episodes in and it seems like a huge waste of Timothy Olyphant and Annette Bening.
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BENOIT BLANC: I know what you are.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
January 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
BENOIT BLANC: I know what you are.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
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[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
November 2, 2023 at 9:57 PM
[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
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“I love beans!” –me every time I eat beans.
September 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
“I love beans!” –me every time I eat beans.
Every time one of the commentators says "Lesmo" at Monza, I say, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME."
September 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Every time one of the commentators says "Lesmo" at Monza, I say, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME."