Viv
@v.milcom.in
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
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Viv
@v.milcom.in
· Feb 5
I don't need a mental health break, I need a mental health retirement.
Alright, see you on the other side.
I'll probably go on a tiny hiatus at the end of today until the end of September. Got too much going on and everything feels distracting.
August 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Alright, see you on the other side.
I'll probably go on a tiny hiatus at the end of today until the end of September. Got too much going on and everything feels distracting.
August 29, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I'll probably go on a tiny hiatus at the end of today until the end of September. Got too much going on and everything feels distracting.
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librarian stubbing toe:
SSSSSHHHHHHHHit
SSSSSHHHHHHHHit
August 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
librarian stubbing toe:
SSSSSHHHHHHHHit
SSSSSHHHHHHHHit
He sent a rar file in 2026, your honor!
August 26, 2026 at 3:16 PM
He sent a rar file in 2026, your honor!
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Silica would be a great girl's name.
August 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Silica would be a great girl's name.
Making a to do list is the most productive part of my day.
August 26, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Making a to do list is the most productive part of my day.
August has been oh gust. Such a whirlwind month with too many things happening all at once.
August 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
August has been oh gust. Such a whirlwind month with too many things happening all at once.
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Now eggs are trying to kill us. As if we haven’t got un oeuf on our plates.
August 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Now eggs are trying to kill us. As if we haven’t got un oeuf on our plates.
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“All these recalls, what is there we can eat?”
The rich.
The rich.
August 25, 2026 at 3:32 AM
“All these recalls, what is there we can eat?”
The rich.
The rich.
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Just list the foods we can still eat.
August 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Just list the foods we can still eat.
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I am a data center. (Someone is yelling at me to get out of their backyard)
August 24, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I am a data center. (Someone is yelling at me to get out of their backyard)
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this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
August 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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I’d let you use my favorite coffee mug
August 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I’d let you use my favorite coffee mug
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only the tired people will repost this
August 24, 2026 at 11:04 AM
only the tired people will repost this
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At work today I noticed a button in Jira labeled “Company Happiness,” so I clicked on it. I got a message that said this application “is no longer working,” and I’ve never felt so seen.
August 19, 2026 at 10:10 PM
At work today I noticed a button in Jira labeled “Company Happiness,” so I clicked on it. I got a message that said this application “is no longer working,” and I’ve never felt so seen.
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What’s your favorite Fuck?
- This
- That
- You
- Me
- It
- Off
- This
- That
- You
- Me
- It
- Off
August 22, 2026 at 8:59 PM
What’s your favorite Fuck?
- This
- That
- You
- Me
- It
- Off
- This
- That
- You
- Me
- It
- Off
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Taking matters into my own hands and feeding only typos into ai
August 23, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Taking matters into my own hands and feeding only typos into ai
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This is why there should be no billionaires. One or two turn out to be decent philanthropists, but the rest are inevitably megalomaniacal cnuts who live to make the lives of ordinary people a complete misery.
Here‘s the real story from @nafeez.bsky.social
The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday
bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/t...
The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday
bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/t...
The Peter Thiel-Linked Race Science Network that Penetrated Cambridge University and Targeted Jason Arday
The media's coverage of the academic's life was fuelled by the campaign of an established far-right network
bylinetimes.com
August 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This is why there should be no billionaires. One or two turn out to be decent philanthropists, but the rest are inevitably megalomaniacal cnuts who live to make the lives of ordinary people a complete misery.
You know you live in a terrible country when the first thought about starting a road trip early in the morning is where you'll handle nature's second call and whether you'd be able to hold on until the destination. Or if the destination would even have a means for that!
August 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
You know you live in a terrible country when the first thought about starting a road trip early in the morning is where you'll handle nature's second call and whether you'd be able to hold on until the destination. Or if the destination would even have a means for that!
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AI is going to save the world right after it drains all the resources.
And I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
And I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
August 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
AI is going to save the world right after it drains all the resources.
And I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
And I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
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billionaires see the unhoused and middle class people in the same bucket so align yourself accordingly
August 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
billionaires see the unhoused and middle class people in the same bucket so align yourself accordingly
If by overachiever you mean you're over achieving things and want to relax then yes, I'm an overachiever.
If by overachiever you mean drunk and high before 8PM then yes, I’m an overachiever
August 22, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If by overachiever you mean you're over achieving things and want to relax then yes, I'm an overachiever.
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I propose an extension of the term *enshittification*, coined by @doctorow.pluralistic.net, to cover features added to products we don’t want: *crapabilities*.
August 21, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I propose an extension of the term *enshittification*, coined by @doctorow.pluralistic.net, to cover features added to products we don’t want: *crapabilities*.
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So, read any g̶o̶o̶d̶ books̶ ̶l̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ever?
August 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
So, read any g̶o̶o̶d̶ books̶ ̶l̶a̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ever?