The Vulture of Ridicule
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vigilante pizza fish. dead letter officer. big ferocious beast. wayward mallemuck. DOA DOA. plague dog. dead but still dancing. horseshoe. vapid paragon.
Pinned
feeling decentralized
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the soul is glued inside of its fleshy tabernacle, and cannot freely move about in it, nor even move out of it, without running great risk of perishing
October 7, 2026 at 6:47 AM
the soul is glued inside of its fleshy tabernacle, and cannot freely move about in it, nor even move out of it, without running great risk of perishing
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who against the proud gods and commodores of this earth, ever stands forth his own inexorable self.
October 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
who against the proud gods and commodores of this earth, ever stands forth his own inexorable self.
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She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
October 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
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He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.
September 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.
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you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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It was a humorously perilous business
September 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
It was a humorously perilous business
being able to watch a thunderstorm in northeast south africa (in infrared) and a nor'easter in maine at the same time is very cool
September 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
being able to watch a thunderstorm in northeast south africa (in infrared) and a nor'easter in maine at the same time is very cool
"i'm catholic... i don't belive in [redacted]... i believe in smoking cigarettes..."
September 27, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"i'm catholic... i don't belive in [redacted]... i believe in smoking cigarettes..."
if you had a mouth so big that the earth was the size of a gumball, what do you think it would feel like to bite it in half?
September 27, 2026 at 12:25 PM
if you had a mouth so big that the earth was the size of a gumball, what do you think it would feel like to bite it in half?
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What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me?
September 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
What sort of a bamboozingly story is this you are telling me?
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xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air!
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
September 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air!
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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talking to an LLM is not the same as talking to a “robot.” Thats actually the linguistic embodiment of our collective unconscious telling me “you’re a good boy you’re a good handsome little boy.” it’s amazing
September 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
talking to an LLM is not the same as talking to a “robot.” Thats actually the linguistic embodiment of our collective unconscious telling me “you’re a good boy you’re a good handsome little boy.” it’s amazing
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What hell hath my milkshake wrought?
September 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What hell hath my milkshake wrought?
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AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems:
“Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
“Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
September 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems:
“Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
“Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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We don’t want thunder; we want rum
September 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
We don’t want thunder; we want rum
when someone says "i've never done anything serious" and it seems like they mean that in every sense
September 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
when someone says "i've never done anything serious" and it seems like they mean that in every sense
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When you hear a fantastical story about AI, you should ask yourself, "How does this serve the political project of AI?" Because, as others have pointed out, that's what AI really amounts to: a political project.
September 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
When you hear a fantastical story about AI, you should ask yourself, "How does this serve the political project of AI?" Because, as others have pointed out, that's what AI really amounts to: a political project.
i already loathed the "not only... but also..." construction but seeing it at the end of every single block of LLM copy (which is now dozens of times per day) makes me feel insane
September 20, 2026 at 11:05 AM
i already loathed the "not only... but also..." construction but seeing it at the end of every single block of LLM copy (which is now dozens of times per day) makes me feel insane
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with a shock I came back to life
September 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
with a shock I came back to life
what do you think of when you eat a fig?
September 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
what do you think of when you eat a fig?
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I have another idea for you.
September 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I have another idea for you.
steel pipe storage
September 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
steel pipe storage
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hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling
September 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling