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New expletive has landed
October 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
New expletive has landed
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BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
October 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Consider this your sign to go outside before it gets dark at 4pm again.
October 2, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Consider this your sign to go outside before it gets dark at 4pm again.
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@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
October 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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You ever get slapped in the face by a tweet so hard that you help destroy capitalism forever and ever
August 6, 2023 at 8:48 PM
You ever get slapped in the face by a tweet so hard that you help destroy capitalism forever and ever
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mods are asleep, post bean hole
April 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
mods are asleep, post bean hole
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it is extremely funny every time they try this
“look at this malevolent, sinister agent of communism”
*smash cut to the most cheerful man alive*
“look at this malevolent, sinister agent of communism”
*smash cut to the most cheerful man alive*
one great thing about Mamdani's brand of cheerful competence is how ridiculous it makes his conservative critics look, like nobody is buying that the Mr Rogers dude who filled all the potholes is a wild eyed America hating extremist
September 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
it is extremely funny every time they try this
“look at this malevolent, sinister agent of communism”
*smash cut to the most cheerful man alive*
“look at this malevolent, sinister agent of communism”
*smash cut to the most cheerful man alive*
Thanks, I hate it.
grazing animals' eyeballs rotate when they lower their heads to keep their pupils aligned with the horizon. you know this now. you're welcome
September 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Thanks, I hate it.
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The 3 stages of accountability for a privileged white male #comic #privilege
September 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The 3 stages of accountability for a privileged white male #comic #privilege
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not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
September 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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The magnificence of the mushroom
September 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The magnificence of the mushroom
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Nepo baby
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible!
Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435).
In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed.
So Holly moved him.
Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435).
In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed.
So Holly moved him.
September 30, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Nepo baby
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Norwegian humor is on another level.
Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification':
Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification':
September 22, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Norwegian humor is on another level.
Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification':
Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification':
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This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
Art only has meaning if humans make it. That is its only value. “Art” without human input is just a facsimile and completely devoid of any meaning or merit. I don’t understand how these people don’t get that
September 30, 2026 at 7:44 AM
This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
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ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
September 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
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As a society, we need to move past the concept of "guilty pleasures" tbh. The world can really use some more joy, and if you get that from bubblegum pop or 80s power ballads, then that's only lovely and to be encouraged
September 25, 2023 at 4:58 PM
As a society, we need to move past the concept of "guilty pleasures" tbh. The world can really use some more joy, and if you get that from bubblegum pop or 80s power ballads, then that's only lovely and to be encouraged
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nothing a tech company loves more than finding enormously complicated ways to turn $9 into $1
September 29, 2026 at 7:28 AM
nothing a tech company loves more than finding enormously complicated ways to turn $9 into $1
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Expose your children to Sonic the Hedgehog early and often.
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD.
Every parent’s worst nightmare! Could your child be neurotypical?
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD. Speaking in front of a parliamentary group, paediatrician…
thedailytism.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Expose your children to Sonic the Hedgehog early and often.
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I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
September 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?"
And he did. I think about him all the time.
And he did. I think about him all the time.
September 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?"
And he did. I think about him all the time.
And he did. I think about him all the time.
what
HOLY SHIT
I am watching Channel 5 again at my mums house and I just learned that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo. Did you know this??
I am watching Channel 5 again at my mums house and I just learned that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo. Did you know this??
September 29, 2026 at 12:33 PM
what
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When I was first hearing about Japanese pro wrestling, it was called 'puro', which I assumed kind of meant 'pure'. It isn't - it's 'puroresu' as in 'pro wrestling'.
September 29, 2026 at 9:30 AM
When I was first hearing about Japanese pro wrestling, it was called 'puro', which I assumed kind of meant 'pure'. It isn't - it's 'puroresu' as in 'pro wrestling'.
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
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It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary.
That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
September 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary.
That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
That man's name? Hans Cameraman.