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Zach Allyn
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Cheesemonger, cook, trumpet player, teacher, father, husband, lefty, not necessarily in that order. He/him
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In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims.

We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people.

Here are the receipts.
ProPublica Debunks Susan Collins’ Claims About FBI Anti-Corruption Probe
ProPublica revealed that the FBI was circling Sen. Collins over a defense contractor’s donations — until President Trump gutted the unit in charge. Collins has since mustered a defense with a series o...
www.propublica.org
September 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
September 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
September 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If you’re having a bad day, enjoy some schadenfreude at the expense of some of the worst people out there.
Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"
September 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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"Dominance is the arrogance of the hegemon", "diversity confers advantage", "Canada and Europe should secure our strategic autonomy through deep co-operation in the full range of strategic capabilities", an effective pitch of free movement and North Atlantic Erasmus+, I mean, holy good *HELL*...!
September 17, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
i've seen this ad three times already today
September 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Chris Brown is currently on a US Tour and a sitting US Representative got onstage with him last night to honor his career
September 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet.

It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
September 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
At some point, I’m going to need a book from @chucktingle.bsky.social about the Cleveland Browns titled something like “Pounded in the ass by karma for signing a known sexual predator to the largest QB deal in NFL history”.
August 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Does it ever amaze you that they called the company

Palantir
August 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Don’t get involved in Harry Potter bullshit and tell your friends not to get involved in Harry Potter bullshit. She is just about the worst of the worst. And she gets paid off of all of that.
August 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This is absolutely devastating. It’s hard for me to think of a musician who has played a bigger role in my adult life.
July 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Anyone do this yet
July 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Remembered this again
May 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The greatest Riker episode to never be made.
May 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Oh, we’re Dungeon Crawler Carl posting this early in the day?
jesus fucking christ lmao
May 23, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Solid gold bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sick-2 #smbc #comics
May 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I LOVE YOU JOSH ALLEN
April 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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What a coincidence, this is also my opening move in Cities: Skylines
A $1.5 million roundabout from nowhere to nowhere shows the ‘Orbánist economy’ | CNN
Ahead of a pivotal parliamentary election Sunday, opponents ask what Hungary has to show for vast sums of European Union funding brought in under Prime Minister Viktor Orbán.
edition.cnn.com
April 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I want to go to there.
Would you like to explore this academia castle town?
One of my webcomic’s epilogue illustrations.
Shares much appreciated 🩵
#art #illustration #TheEnvoys
April 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.
April 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Earthset, indeed. Seems to have multiple meanings right now.
#Artemis II - We have the first image from yesterdays Lunar flyby captured by the crew on Orion

EARTHSET.
April 6, 2026.

Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon.

🚀🌕🌍
April 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
April 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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April 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM