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Kevin heard it on the radio
Hugh informed word of mouth
Carla read it in the news
Caught it all, just a touch
It's Texas. I don't think a Dem has a chance at the Senate seat.
If the ballot read:
Jesus (D)
Satan (R)
TX voters would stick with the devil they know...and that's Republicans of course.

"New Texas Senate poll signals shift for GOP as early voting nears"

www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
MSN
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October 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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#ComingUpOnTCM

A LION IS IN THE STREETS (1953) James Cagney, Barbara Hale, Anne Francis
Dir.: Raoul Walsh 11:45 AM PT

A peddler from the bayou becomes a major force in local politics.

1h 28m | Drama | TV-PG

#TCM #TCMParty
October 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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I don’t know, having a paralyzed guy in a wheel chair being shot to death on live TV brought to you by Kalshi and the US government seems like having President Camacho execute a guy with beef supreme.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says
Pete Hegseth says the execution will be public, but a legal expert says the "unprecedented" decision is on "uncertain legal terrain".
www.bbc.com
October 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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Good morning and happy Friday to everyone. What kind of shithole country has public executions?
October 9, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
October 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
First Responder license plate.
Is he affiliated with any LEA's or maybe just cosplaying (I know FF's and docs etc have them as well & anyone can get the plate)?

Police looking for more victims after arrest of Apache Junction man in kidnapping, assault of young woman
www.abc15.com/news/crime/p...
Police looking for more victims after arrest of Apache Junction man in kidnapping, assault of young woman
Police are asking for help in identifying other possible victims after a 32-year-old man was arrested in connection with the kidnapping and assault of an 18-year-old woman last month.
www.abc15.com
October 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Conservative men want us to believe they are the biggest most manly men, while simultaneously crying about everything they are scared of on TV every day.
October 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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One of the first things Fidel Castro did upon taking power was televising live executions by firing squad.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.

Just find myself muttering variations of "this can't be real" over and over again.
October 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Facts checked by @omgfacts
Sources:
The Japan Times
The Guardian
Kyodo News
October 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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October 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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October 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Was on jury service and as the court clerk put papers on his desk, a pen lid fell on the floor. Nobody noticed except me and I became fixated on it, spending most of the session trying telekinesis to make it move a bit. Didn't listen to anything and just agreed on his guilt.
October 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Thousands of refugees in the U.S. lost health coverage on Oct. 1 as new Medicaid eligibility rules took effect. In Arizona, unlike in most states, even children and pregnant women are being dropped.
www.kjzz.org/science/2026...
Thousands of refugees in the U.S. just lost Medicaid coverage. In Arizona, even kids were cut
Thousands of refugees in the U.S. lost health coverage on Oct. 1 as new Medicaid eligibility rules took effect. In Arizona, unlike in most states, even children and pregnant women are being dropped.
www.kjzz.org
October 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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That's crazy. The most I'd pay someone to poison me is $6.50. Maybe $7.00.
October 8, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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profound indeed.
"Growth for the sake of Growth is the ideology of the cancer cell”
Edward Abbey quote poster spotted in Carlton, Victoria
October 8, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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In Arizona, a Democratic congressional candidate, Bernadette Greene-Placentia, says she was raped while trying to repair campaign signs this summer.
October 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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fbi spent years goading a teen into attempting a crime so they could prevent it
October 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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New research shows the ancient site is much older than previously thought. In fact, it’s now confirmed to be the oldest known scientifically dated geoglyph in the Americas, 2,000 years older than the first Pyramids built in Egypt.

www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...
October 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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i hope he slips and
falls in the shower and then
hits his head and dies

#haiku
January 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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To be clear, I don’t think Iran, China, Russia or NK would attack LA or San Diego when they are watching us destroy ourselves. But a white supremacist MAGA fuck might. Oh wait, they already have. They’re called ICE.
October 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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A federal appeals court ruled that state lawmakers can't block transgender individuals from getting an amended birth certificate because they have no proof of receiving gender-related surgeries.
Federal court says AZ lawmakers can't block transgender individuals from amending birth certificates
A federal appeals court ruled that state lawmakers can't block transgender individuals from getting an amended birth certificate because they have no proof of receiving gender-related surgeries.
www.kjzz.org
October 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
lol

"Sinema's ex accused of threatening her, then asking her to post bond"

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MSN
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October 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. Let's cut to the chase... Vote like your president is trying to kill you.
October 7, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Oldigarchy lol. Funny but not funny.
Should be a good series. Here's last night's and if in AZ it airs at 8P on your local NPR station. 91.5 KJZZZ in PHX.
www.wbur.org/onpoint/2026...
Senior Class: The oldigarchy
Older Americans control more political power and wealth than ever before. It's the topic of a special series from On Point all this week -- starting with America's aging politicians.
www.wbur.org
October 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM