@52sicarius.bsky.social
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I'm afraid my haircut makes me look like I know about architecture and it's a lot of pressure.
October 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I'm afraid my haircut makes me look like I know about architecture and it's a lot of pressure.
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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
September 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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*sets white noise generator to data center*
October 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
*sets white noise generator to data center*
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Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
October 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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I met manly jesus outside the bowling alley. smoking a pall mall from a pack rolled into his sleeve. blowing smoke through his stigmata for the local kids, smiling just as big as a horse. patted me on the back, told me I was trying my best and that it's the trying that matters. said I was doing okay
October 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I met manly jesus outside the bowling alley. smoking a pall mall from a pack rolled into his sleeve. blowing smoke through his stigmata for the local kids, smiling just as big as a horse. patted me on the back, told me I was trying my best and that it's the trying that matters. said I was doing okay
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what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
July 28, 2023 at 5:07 PM
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
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My man looks like John Oliver's worst possible timeline in infinite dimensions.
Roughest 38 I’ve ever seen in my life
And I say this as a 38 year old
And I say this as a 38 year old
September 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM
My man looks like John Oliver's worst possible timeline in infinite dimensions.
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New work badge reel. Thanks @clairezagorski.bsky.social !
September 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
New work badge reel. Thanks @clairezagorski.bsky.social !
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still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk
October 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk
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I Will Vote
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iwillvote.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
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i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread
September 28, 2026 at 2:03 PM
i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread
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the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
September 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
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Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
September 28, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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airport scanners should send the results to a doctor
September 26, 2026 at 7:17 AM
airport scanners should send the results to a doctor
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Floyd's first ice cube since last summer. Fan and portable aircon going. Mid 30s (°c) today. Spring, is everything ok?
September 26, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Floyd's first ice cube since last summer. Fan and portable aircon going. Mid 30s (°c) today. Spring, is everything ok?
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why does every tesla driver make driving look so hard
September 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
why does every tesla driver make driving look so hard
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if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)
September 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)
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Jesus: *rises after three days*
God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
March 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Jesus: *rises after three days*
God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
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Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.
September 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.
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i still think there’s something supernatural going on in the bowling ball return machine
September 23, 2026 at 12:12 AM
i still think there’s something supernatural going on in the bowling ball return machine
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ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are
BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what
ME: no i just came in to say that
BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what
ME: no i just came in to say that
September 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM
ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are
BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what
ME: no i just came in to say that
BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what
ME: no i just came in to say that
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me: please take me with you even if for just the briefest time a respite from all of this so i can catch my breath and allow my thoughts to settle
my missing socks:
my missing socks:
September 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
me: please take me with you even if for just the briefest time a respite from all of this so i can catch my breath and allow my thoughts to settle
my missing socks:
my missing socks: