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Administration invites drivers to “self-euthanize”
September 20, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Administration invites drivers to “self-euthanize”
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dutch ppl love to say shit like "i love gold" and "smoke and a pancake". they hate it when you say shit like "how about no"
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
dutch ppl love to say shit like "i love gold" and "smoke and a pancake". they hate it when you say shit like "how about no"
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"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
September 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Jock Scientists Identify Gay Gene In Fellow Researcher Carl
August 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Jock Scientists Identify Gay Gene In Fellow Researcher Carl
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August 14, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Whoops, didn't see U there! #VehicularManslaughter
August 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Whoops, didn't see U there! #VehicularManslaughter
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30% of americans are self-employed as youtube pedophile hunters
July 31, 2026 at 6:52 PM
30% of americans are self-employed as youtube pedophile hunters
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Telemachus: without me the throne will be lost
Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS
Odysseus:
Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS
Odysseus:
July 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Telemachus: without me the throne will be lost
Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS
Odysseus:
Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS
Odysseus:
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(tiktok text-to-speech lady voice) Trying the new viral Hertz donut
July 16, 2026 at 11:41 AM
(tiktok text-to-speech lady voice) Trying the new viral Hertz donut
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🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all!
🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty.
🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty.
🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
June 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all!
🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty.
🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty.
🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
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Thank you, gay son, for your wisdom, and thank you, thot daughter, for your courage.
June 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Thank you, gay son, for your wisdom, and thank you, thot daughter, for your courage.
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World War II archival footage of sailors furiously working a breech-loading T-shirt cannon
June 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
World War II archival footage of sailors furiously working a breech-loading T-shirt cannon
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I Fucking Love Silence
June 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I Fucking Love Silence
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We've found that our friend T-Paine passed away recently. He was both funny and had a white hot anger at war that was consistent for the 20 odd years we'd known him. It was nice to see him connect with many of you over the past few years.
May 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
We've found that our friend T-Paine passed away recently. He was both funny and had a white hot anger at war that was consistent for the 20 odd years we'd known him. It was nice to see him connect with many of you over the past few years.
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Lmfao
Hey apple music nobody asked for this nightmare shit
May 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Lmfao
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showing my friend Derek my new sword. "I call it 'Derek's Bane'"
May 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
showing my friend Derek my new sword. "I call it 'Derek's Bane'"
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If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain
May 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain
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(Trying to get my picky eater kid to eat) now explain why these vegetables are yucky without resorting to moralism or idealism
May 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
(Trying to get my picky eater kid to eat) now explain why these vegetables are yucky without resorting to moralism or idealism
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sour your blade with lemon oil in order to deal puckering blows
May 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
sour your blade with lemon oil in order to deal puckering blows
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A verification code has been inserted into one of your childhood memories. Once you've reminisced, enter it here:
April 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
A verification code has been inserted into one of your childhood memories. Once you've reminisced, enter it here:
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astronaut comes home and wrings out a wet cloth but its so fucking mundane he starts crying and of course the tears fall to the ground and he gets so flippin angry
April 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
astronaut comes home and wrings out a wet cloth but its so fucking mundane he starts crying and of course the tears fall to the ground and he gets so flippin angry