Alder Renslayer
@alderrenslayer.bsky.social
OFMD fan page. She/Her. Bisexual Izzy Lover. Mostly Stizzy, some Steddyhands.
Besides pirates, I may talk about DnD, Star Trek, Marvel
Vegan
55 yo. No minors!
AO3: wednesdays__child
Twitter: AlderRenslayer
PFP by Ash K @metaphysicalash.bsky.social
Besides pirates, I may talk about DnD, Star Trek, Marvel
Vegan
55 yo. No minors!
AO3: wednesdays__child
Twitter: AlderRenslayer
PFP by Ash K @metaphysicalash.bsky.social
Pinned
I was thinking of a modern soulmates AU and made myself sad.
#ofmd #stizzy #steddyhands
In a world where your soulmate mark doesn't show until you touch your soulmate skin to skin, Stede figures he will never meet his soulmate. He goes out of his way not to touch people directly.
#ofmd #stizzy #steddyhands
In a world where your soulmate mark doesn't show until you touch your soulmate skin to skin, Stede figures he will never meet his soulmate. He goes out of his way not to touch people directly.
Went with one of my besties to go see Weird Al tonight and it was amazing. Doug Jones was there and sang during Yoda!! I freaked out a little bit. 😜
September 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Went with one of my besties to go see Weird Al tonight and it was amazing. Doug Jones was there and sang during Yoda!! I freaked out a little bit. 😜
I went and saw Coyote vs. ACME today. I loved it!
August 30, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I went and saw Coyote vs. ACME today. I loved it!
😭
August 27, 2026 at 3:27 PM
😭
Truth.
August 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Truth.
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August 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Fucking hell!! I’m not sure how much more
I can take. 😭💔
I can take. 😭💔
August 26, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Fucking hell!! I’m not sure how much more
I can take. 😭💔
I can take. 😭💔
Oh no! I hate this timeline. 😭💔
BREAKING:
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in an Aug. 25 Instagram video.
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in an Aug. 25 Instagram video.
Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
people.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Oh no! I hate this timeline. 😭💔
What horror movie image haunts you?
August 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
What horror movie image haunts you?
Be weird. 😜
August 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Be weird. 😜
Drop a GIF you can hear.
August 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Drop a GIF you can hear.
This looks completely unhinged. I CANNOT wait to see it!!
First trailer for ‘WICKER’ starring Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård, Elizabeth Debicki and Peter Dinklage.
In theaters October 30.
#Wicker #OliviaColman
In theaters October 30.
#Wicker #OliviaColman
July 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This looks completely unhinged. I CANNOT wait to see it!!
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Dear Hollywood,
We hate Jared Leto. He's a predator, and he's a terrible actor. His movies flop so hard you often lose money on him. Women didn't feel safe around him. Why are you still giving him roles?
Please, we beg you, stop it.
Signed,
Your Entire Customer Base
We hate Jared Leto. He's a predator, and he's a terrible actor. His movies flop so hard you often lose money on him. Women didn't feel safe around him. Why are you still giving him roles?
Please, we beg you, stop it.
Signed,
Your Entire Customer Base
July 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Dear Hollywood,
We hate Jared Leto. He's a predator, and he's a terrible actor. His movies flop so hard you often lose money on him. Women didn't feel safe around him. Why are you still giving him roles?
Please, we beg you, stop it.
Signed,
Your Entire Customer Base
We hate Jared Leto. He's a predator, and he's a terrible actor. His movies flop so hard you often lose money on him. Women didn't feel safe around him. Why are you still giving him roles?
Please, we beg you, stop it.
Signed,
Your Entire Customer Base
Just me waiting patiently for all the Stizzy OFMD RBB fics to post in full so I can start reading them...
The Dude (Jeffrey Lebowski) is Bored
ALT: The Dude (Jeffrey Lebowski) is Bored
static.klipy.com
July 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Just me waiting patiently for all the Stizzy OFMD RBB fics to post in full so I can start reading them...
Modern day Stizzy AU where Stede drunkenly picks up a handsome man for a one night stand and wakes up with him looking like this at his kitchen table the next morning. He instantly falls hopelessly in love. 🥰
July 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Modern day Stizzy AU where Stede drunkenly picks up a handsome man for a one night stand and wakes up with him looking like this at his kitchen table the next morning. He instantly falls hopelessly in love. 🥰
I need someone to draw Izzy and Jimothy together! I love them so!!!!
July 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I need someone to draw Izzy and Jimothy together! I love them so!!!!
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Happy International Non-Binary People's day to all of our non-binary siblings around the world.
July 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Happy International Non-Binary People's day to all of our non-binary siblings around the world.
Live your life so that you are mourned like Sam Neill and not mocked like Lindsey Graham.
RIP Sam. You are so well loved.
RIP Sam. You are so well loved.
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
July 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Live your life so that you are mourned like Sam Neill and not mocked like Lindsey Graham.
RIP Sam. You are so well loved.
RIP Sam. You are so well loved.
A few of my fave pics from my vacation. Now it’s back to work tomorrow. 😩
June 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
A few of my fave pics from my vacation. Now it’s back to work tomorrow. 😩
First day of vacation. Tree hugging (I really needed that) and the lake by our rental. Two chandeliers? Now that’s overkill.
June 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
First day of vacation. Tree hugging (I really needed that) and the lake by our rental. Two chandeliers? Now that’s overkill.
One. More. Day.
I can do this.
Please tell me I can do this.
I can do this.
Please tell me I can do this.
Loki: Just 1 More Day
ALT: Loki: Just 1 More Day
static.klipy.com
June 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
One. More. Day.
I can do this.
Please tell me I can do this.
I can do this.
Please tell me I can do this.
I am so thoroughly annoyed at everything right now. I go on vacation to the coast on Friday and it can NOT come soon enough. Please send happy Izzy/Cons my way to help me make it through the next couple of days. 🥺
June 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I am so thoroughly annoyed at everything right now. I go on vacation to the coast on Friday and it can NOT come soon enough. Please send happy Izzy/Cons my way to help me make it through the next couple of days. 🥺
👀👀
June 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
👀👀
Fucking hell. This one hurts. Giles was the best. 😩🥺😭
June 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Fucking hell. This one hurts. Giles was the best. 😩🥺😭