Algoterbag
@algoterbag.bsky.social
Fred Warner enjoyer, Randy Arozarena beholder, Josh Naylor admirer, Yamal believer
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Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.
Mitch McConnell in a social media post said that he will return to the Senate floor and cast his first vote since his hospitalization in June.
See more: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/09/14/mcconnell-confirms-he-will-return-senate-cast-first-vote-since-hospitalization/
See more: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/09/14/mcconnell-confirms-he-will-return-senate-cast-first-vote-since-hospitalization/
September 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.
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You’d think differently if there were democrats running on the Genocide for Insufferable Dorks platform.
I'll confess I'm shocked by this: seeing a respected progressive voice openly argue that it's better to defeat Democrats who have been flaky on trans rights than to secure Democratic control of the US Senate and US House.
Unbelievably foolish, short-sighted, self-sabotaging nonsense.
Unbelievably foolish, short-sighted, self-sabotaging nonsense.
September 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
You’d think differently if there were democrats running on the Genocide for Insufferable Dorks platform.
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Yep. The path from "fed up with experts" to "I do my own research" to "SAVE US FROM SATAN'S TRAFFIC LIGHTS!" is reliably straight.
As the government bans social media for kids further evidence emerges that it's a minority of retired adults we should really be concerned about.
www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...
www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...
Pensioners attack traffic lights over wild 'deadly weapon' claims
An online movement say that the sensors on traffic lights can cause heart attacks, brain cancer, anxiety and even sudden death
www.devonlive.com
September 11, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Yep. The path from "fed up with experts" to "I do my own research" to "SAVE US FROM SATAN'S TRAFFIC LIGHTS!" is reliably straight.
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Once again, the major divide in politics is between people who interact with the world as adults and people who don’t. The problem is that the country doesn’t expect one side of our political conversation to be adults and the other to clean up after them. Republicans are dad, Democrats are mom.
these are all just lies. this isn’t going to happen. congress isn’t going to allocate it. republicans are not going to hold both the house and the senate. treating this as even a hypothetical possibility grants legitimacy to the illegitimate.
Lutnick says Trump’s $5,000 checks for Americans wouldn’t rely on taxpayer funds
A top White House official suggested Congress would use a budget process to fund them. Vice President JD Vance had said tariff revenues.
www.nbcnews.com
September 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Once again, the major divide in politics is between people who interact with the world as adults and people who don’t. The problem is that the country doesn’t expect one side of our political conversation to be adults and the other to clean up after them. Republicans are dad, Democrats are mom.
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he is quite possibly the single most disrespected deceased individual in human history
September 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
he is quite possibly the single most disrespected deceased individual in human history
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I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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J.J. McCarthy, get ready to learn Baton Rouge, buddy.
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Louisiana judge rules against NCAA in eligibility case, clearing the way for LSU to add ex-NFL players to its roster.
September 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
J.J. McCarthy, get ready to learn Baton Rouge, buddy.
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Necrons are the Black Israelites of the Warhammer Universe, in this essay I…
August 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Necrons are the Black Israelites of the Warhammer Universe, in this essay I…
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god I hope we get another Kofimania in AEW
August 30, 2026 at 5:05 PM
god I hope we get another Kofimania in AEW
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The levels of delusion under which these guys operate are truly unprecedented in modern history. This guy *literally* claimed that AI would eventually allow him to control *actual galaxies in space*. We've turned our entire society over to comic book megalomaniacs.
August 26, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The levels of delusion under which these guys operate are truly unprecedented in modern history. This guy *literally* claimed that AI would eventually allow him to control *actual galaxies in space*. We've turned our entire society over to comic book megalomaniacs.
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"no permanent naval campaign can be undertaken in a distant theater of operations unless the forces... include sufficient auxiliary vessels of the requisite types to permit the establishment of a main fleet base of considerable size, capable of self-containment for several months"
dont tell DoD
dont tell DoD
imagine not using a dumbass word that no one intuitively understands to describe your doctrine
August 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"no permanent naval campaign can be undertaken in a distant theater of operations unless the forces... include sufficient auxiliary vessels of the requisite types to permit the establishment of a main fleet base of considerable size, capable of self-containment for several months"
dont tell DoD
dont tell DoD
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one funny plane crash makes america sooooooo Interesting
Absolutely rules that this guy is 3rd in the presidential line of succession.
August 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
one funny plane crash makes america sooooooo Interesting
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Imagine Welsh Jar Jar Binks, he’s so powerful
August 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Imagine Welsh Jar Jar Binks, he’s so powerful
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i have been manually sending denny carter data to anthropic
Recently started using Duck Duck Go and I have to say it’s nice to not have my search history stolen and funneled into social media sites and my email and every other website I visit
August 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i have been manually sending denny carter data to anthropic
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Yankees fans do not deserve human rights
July 25, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Yankees fans do not deserve human rights
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I don’t want to join your SHIT website I want to post about GARFIELD
July 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I don’t want to join your SHIT website I want to post about GARFIELD
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Loser shit. Good lord. Democrats can’t win because anytime they get a win, it’s framed as good for the republicans
The vibes may be exciting, but if Democrats are going to win this year and in 2028, they must reject the DSA.
If you’re tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you want to do favors for fascists.
If you’re tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you want to do favors for fascists.
July 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Loser shit. Good lord. Democrats can’t win because anytime they get a win, it’s framed as good for the republicans
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I'm far less critical of Argentina's brand of dirty football than most but that was a dire display and I'm glad Spain weren't dragged the penalties. The best team in the world won the World Cup. No real argument to it. And the spiritual winners? The great Cape Verde!
July 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I'm far less critical of Argentina's brand of dirty football than most but that was a dire display and I'm glad Spain weren't dragged the penalties. The best team in the world won the World Cup. No real argument to it. And the spiritual winners? The great Cape Verde!
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God really outdid himself when he created Argentinians.
Didn't think creating a more annoying Italian was possible, but credit where credit is due.
Didn't think creating a more annoying Italian was possible, but credit where credit is due.
July 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
God really outdid himself when he created Argentinians.
Didn't think creating a more annoying Italian was possible, but credit where credit is due.
Didn't think creating a more annoying Italian was possible, but credit where credit is due.
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This game was always going to be trash because of stadium. The raw ass energy of the New York Jets haunts the place and is too powerful for even these elite athletes to overcome.
July 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This game was always going to be trash because of stadium. The raw ass energy of the New York Jets haunts the place and is too powerful for even these elite athletes to overcome.