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Adam Lee Weatherford - Alien Avocado
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My name is Adam Lee Weatherford. I'm a writer who tries to be a friend to many. I'm staunchly anti-fascist and am trying to do what I can to help.

https://linktr.ee/adamleew
https://www.patreon.com/c/AdamLeeW
Lies that sound true

A discussion between Anduril execs last week

Rasche: "Iran has captured one of our drone subs."

Simmons: "Did they find the pilot?"

R: "They haven't announced it on state media. If they do, we can say they're lying."

S: Nods. "Good, terminate the pilot's employment."
September 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Lies that sound True

Pete Hegseth has a personal aide who looks like Jack Reacher. The aide has been given a sleeveless uniform. When Pete feels like reaching for a drink, instead he asks his aide to do push-ups. Pete watches for hours, weeping at the beauty.
September 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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about 50% of Bluesky is the 5% of people who are about 3000% more engaged with politics than the average person having daily slapfights over the future behaviour of ppl who decide who theyre going to vote for depending on the last colour they saw and won't remember who they chose 5 min later
September 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Sounds awesome
ALEXA PLAY DUALITY BY SLIPKNOT TOCHI'S GOT A NEW NOVEL COMING AND IT'S ABOUT GUERRILLA MOVEMENTS AND HEAVY METAL
September 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The answer is right there

Sacrifice👏Elon👏to👏Posideon👏
September 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
New Writing spot
August 29, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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The main difference between the Bible and The Lord of the Rings is that when someone calls The Lord of the Rings their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.
August 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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A Guide to Short Fiction Submissions

1. Wait months for a market to open
2. Painstakingly revise an old story, convinced it’s the perfect fit for said market
3. Hit submit
4. Receive an error message letting you know this story was rejected a year ago
5. Diminish and go into the west
August 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks
July 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Freaky
@sangitachowdhury4371 captures a Jacana Bird walking along with 2 chicks under her wings: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
June 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
~Rod Serling
June 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
Black Bird's Flowing Walk
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June 7, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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Caught in the act! 🪰🐦 Talk about perfect timing . #BeeEater #WildlifeAction #PerfectTiming
June 6, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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If not wanting "AI" anything in my magazine makes me the villain in the eyes of some, I can live with that. No amount of whining will change my mind. I do not need to explain myself. My house. My rules.
June 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
yep
are you just going to do this for every generation
June 4, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
April 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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👀The federal judges in West Virginia, where ICE has been pulling over and detaining people on the freeway, are literally screaming about ICE's tactics.

"It is an assault on the constitutional order," Judge Goodwin says. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 21, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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The Supreme Court:
February 20, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."

And.

Yup.
February 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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A solid question
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Also, if you’re having trouble concentrating you’re not alone.

BOSS, THE FASCISM
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM