Grandma Andee
@andee-stewart.bsky.social
Football fanatic and hopeless romantic 🏈🩷
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Pinned
irritable like your bowels
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we need a disney princess with ibs
March 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
we need a disney princess with ibs
black ice is dangerous bc you did nazi it
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
black ice is dangerous bc you did nazi it
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Me: [blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
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Ok, weigh me now
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Me: [blows nose]
[blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
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Ok, weigh me now
Got in a car accident yesterday. Inside a car wash. You read that right. Inside. A. Car wash.
October 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Got in a car accident yesterday. Inside a car wash. You read that right. Inside. A. Car wash.
I changed the shape of my nails at my last manicure. They are now short and round. Just like me.
August 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I changed the shape of my nails at my last manicure. They are now short and round. Just like me.
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I hate doing things
August 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I hate doing things
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farts are a wish your gut makes
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
farts are a wish your gut makes
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"I think I'll go out now." --- my back for no reason
June 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"I think I'll go out now." --- my back for no reason
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
steps to start work
password to login to laptop
password to login to teams
email to login to server
password to login to server
call to personal cell phone to login to server
password to login to software
open app on personal cell phone to login to software
repeat process randomly throughout the day
password to login to laptop
password to login to teams
email to login to server
password to login to server
call to personal cell phone to login to server
password to login to software
open app on personal cell phone to login to software
repeat process randomly throughout the day
June 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
steps to start work
password to login to laptop
password to login to teams
email to login to server
password to login to server
call to personal cell phone to login to server
password to login to software
open app on personal cell phone to login to software
repeat process randomly throughout the day
password to login to laptop
password to login to teams
email to login to server
password to login to server
call to personal cell phone to login to server
password to login to software
open app on personal cell phone to login to software
repeat process randomly throughout the day
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we could have had taco trucks on every corner
May 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
we could have had taco trucks on every corner
have we tried unplugging bluesky and plugging it back in
May 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
have we tried unplugging bluesky and plugging it back in
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we’re all dead and only bsky is alive
May 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
we’re all dead and only bsky is alive
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Got kicked out of karaoke for messing up Tequila.
May 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Got kicked out of karaoke for messing up Tequila.
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Pedro Pascal proves that sometimes the most masculine thing to do is to be vocally and unflinchingly supportive of vulnerable people.
May 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Pedro Pascal proves that sometimes the most masculine thing to do is to be vocally and unflinchingly supportive of vulnerable people.
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orgasm! at the bakery
May 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
orgasm! at the bakery
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Another disapproving post
May 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Another disapproving post
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BREAKING NEWS: Otters in hats.
May 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Otters in hats.
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have they tried hbo minimum yet?
May 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
have they tried hbo minimum yet?
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You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.