Ann Porkins
@annporkins.bsky.social
🎶From the boredom itself comes my handle on this app
Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @
Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
Split this internet, listen up, this ain’t Elon’s @
Clear your bowl so that you can fill it right back
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down
Slop ‘em down, slop ‘em down🎶
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Ann Porkins
@annporkins.bsky.social
· Dec 16
Ann Porkins SLOP TUTORIAL in 99 Seconds or Less (or Else!)
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I see a lot of people wondering how I whip up some homemade slop.
Wonder no more. Here’s the official Ann Porkins Slop Tutorial.
This 99 second video is the distillation of my 5-hour TEPIDTalk (TEDTalks for tepid mushy food pastes) with some profound industry insight.
youtu.be/M3o2zBQlueQ?...
Wonder no more. Here’s the official Ann Porkins Slop Tutorial.
This 99 second video is the distillation of my 5-hour TEPIDTalk (TEDTalks for tepid mushy food pastes) with some profound industry insight.
youtu.be/M3o2zBQlueQ?...
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San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie last week blasted affordable housing measure Prop. I as an "unaccountable slush fund."
Well, that's odd: If it passes, his office would administer the money.
Latest column from @esksf.bsky.social
missionlocal.org/2026/08/mayo...
Well, that's odd: If it passes, his office would administer the money.
Latest column from @esksf.bsky.social
missionlocal.org/2026/08/mayo...
Mayor Lurie blasts Prop. I as a 'slush fund.’ His office would control the money.
It's deeply unfortunate that San Francisco's mayor is credibly telling voters there’s a slush fund being run out of his office
missionlocal.org
August 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie last week blasted affordable housing measure Prop. I as an "unaccountable slush fund."
Well, that's odd: If it passes, his office would administer the money.
Latest column from @esksf.bsky.social
missionlocal.org/2026/08/mayo...
Well, that's odd: If it passes, his office would administer the money.
Latest column from @esksf.bsky.social
missionlocal.org/2026/08/mayo...
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They're scared of optics and legal liability because every cop is a bitch baby that demands being lauded as a hero by the media apparatus
August 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
They're scared of optics and legal liability because every cop is a bitch baby that demands being lauded as a hero by the media apparatus
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These folks had piss. Now they got gold. Read our true testimonials. https://bit.ly/4q6t8q8
August 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
These folks had piss. Now they got gold. Read our true testimonials. https://bit.ly/4q6t8q8
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LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi--
TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo*
LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently
TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo*
LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently
August 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi--
TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo*
LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently
TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo*
LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently
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Of course, the core of the team -- bigoted losers -- remains.
The #SFGiants have had a very good day. Tough to see some of these guys go, but they needed to make some real changes and they have added a ton of young talent. A+
August 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Of course, the core of the team -- bigoted losers -- remains.
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The people espousing these beliefs are a vanishingly small minority and I hope they are swiftly forgotten. dork ass losers
August 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The people espousing these beliefs are a vanishingly small minority and I hope they are swiftly forgotten. dork ass losers
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These XX/XY losers had an organized rally at Hollywood and Highland the night before our Hollywood Bowl show, it was loud and took up a lot of space but there were only like a hundred people there. Like many thousands more people paid to watch us play dnd than went to support this shit for free lol
lol
August 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
These XX/XY losers had an organized rally at Hollywood and Highland the night before our Hollywood Bowl show, it was loud and took up a lot of space but there were only like a hundred people there. Like many thousands more people paid to watch us play dnd than went to support this shit for free lol
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Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.
Pixar's Layoffs Came Days After Receiving a $26 Million Tax Credit. So I Wrote California Officials.
State tax incentives should create and retain jobs for Californians, not subsidize corporate layoffs.
amidamidi.substack.com
July 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.
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The Giants had never been betrayed by a scooter before until this season. Makes you think.
July 29, 2026 at 4:46 AM
The Giants had never been betrayed by a scooter before until this season. Makes you think.
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Such inspired casting by Nolan in The Odyssey. Leguizamo as Eumaeus was SO GOOD. And John Fetterman as the Cyclops’ gangrenous testicle will get him a nomination.
July 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Such inspired casting by Nolan in The Odyssey. Leguizamo as Eumaeus was SO GOOD. And John Fetterman as the Cyclops’ gangrenous testicle will get him a nomination.
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Getting into dumbass avoidable wars to suck up to a draft dodger is penis.
Listening to NatSec experts is vagina.
Listening to NatSec experts is vagina.
July 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Getting into dumbass avoidable wars to suck up to a draft dodger is penis.
Listening to NatSec experts is vagina.
Listening to NatSec experts is vagina.
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The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency.
Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.
Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.
July 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency.
Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.
Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.
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We provide the truth you deserve to hear
July 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We provide the truth you deserve to hear
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The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs
July 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs
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In a 6-3 decision, SCOTUS proclaimed this morning that the Giants have been mathematically eliminated from this year's season.
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
June 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
In a 6-3 decision, SCOTUS proclaimed this morning that the Giants have been mathematically eliminated from this year's season.
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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Buster Posey so out of his depth
June 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Buster Posey so out of his depth
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Big heterosexual fight tonight
June 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Big heterosexual fight tonight
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people still doing fake vaccine injury vids in 2026 lmao
June 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
people still doing fake vaccine injury vids in 2026 lmao
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Landen Roupp, Ryan Walker, JT Brubaker, and Sam Hentges: “They’re hanging a 5.00 ERA on us for our views.”
June 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Landen Roupp, Ryan Walker, JT Brubaker, and Sam Hentges: “They’re hanging a 5.00 ERA on us for our views.”
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Landen Roupp does not have the courage to state plainly his convictions.
Too many $$$ on the line, so he plucks convenient passages from Scripture to hide behind.
Too many $$$ on the line, so he plucks convenient passages from Scripture to hide behind.
June 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Landen Roupp does not have the courage to state plainly his convictions.
Too many $$$ on the line, so he plucks convenient passages from Scripture to hide behind.
Too many $$$ on the line, so he plucks convenient passages from Scripture to hide behind.
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Disappointing. Do they even read the scriptures they cite? The cited verse reads, “I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind.” Just wear the hat and show support for humans of every kind.
June 13, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Disappointing. Do they even read the scriptures they cite? The cited verse reads, “I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind.” Just wear the hat and show support for humans of every kind.