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Daughter took this one
September 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Daughter took this one
errybody post nyc skies now
September 25, 2026 at 11:28 PM
errybody post nyc skies now
Holy shit people EVERY VOTE MATTERS
September 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Holy shit people EVERY VOTE MATTERS
Gotta hand it to her, it was some kind of unity
September 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Gotta hand it to her, it was some kind of unity
Cannot overstate the extent to which this movie delivers on its title. We’re in Snakes on a Plane, Hobo with a Shotgun territory
July 19, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Cannot overstate the extent to which this movie delivers on its title. We’re in Snakes on a Plane, Hobo with a Shotgun territory
Digging this NDA’s chill vibes
April 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Digging this NDA’s chill vibes
Josh he single handedly saved broadcast media how did you miss this
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Josh he single handedly saved broadcast media how did you miss this
Is any regional paper’s website more similar to the Onion’s? Not a minnesotan, never on their site, and I’m doing one double take after another
January 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Is any regional paper’s website more similar to the Onion’s? Not a minnesotan, never on their site, and I’m doing one double take after another
Guide to the icons on my company’s HR site: the little bell means notifications, the little person means user profile, and the twinkling stars means complicity
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Guide to the icons on my company’s HR site: the little bell means notifications, the little person means user profile, and the twinkling stars means complicity
H is for Hat. I is for Itchy monkey. J is for Jug.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
H is for Hat. I is for Itchy monkey. J is for Jug.
Stands to reason that if we lose by winning we can win by losing
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Stands to reason that if we lose by winning we can win by losing
And after the break we’ll have your Geico keys to the game
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
And after the break we’ll have your Geico keys to the game
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Unsolicited Vic pic
October 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Unsolicited Vic pic
The wife sliced herself this piece of banana bread this morning. She’s taking it as a sign that a certain very special thing will happen any day now
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The wife sliced herself this piece of banana bread this morning. She’s taking it as a sign that a certain very special thing will happen any day now
How has this one not shown up yet
September 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How has this one not shown up yet
Let’s play find the principal verb.
Update: Found it.
Update: Found it.
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Let’s play find the principal verb.
Update: Found it.
Update: Found it.
Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.:
September 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.:
