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You sure
October 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I was so frustrated by that doc about the fan theories for basically this reason—it practically fetishized all this elaborate hidden shit while barely touching on all this
October 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
This is one bleak thread my man
September 29, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Now I understand
September 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Jesus what a piece of shit
September 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Couldn’t be truer that we’re dealing with a group of “chauvinists playing out their personal psychodramas on the world stage whose antics, if unchecked, will inevitably lead to the fall of civilization” so our hero is halfway there
September 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Woody Wooderson and Wouldnt
September 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
yeah you’re good
September 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Queens here
September 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Holy shit people EVERY VOTE MATTERS
September 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
😳
September 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Working my way through the seven stages of flatware
September 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
These are starting to just make me sad
September 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Started this one yesterday. Early returns are strong
September 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Man does this graphic hold up. Place looks sick as hell
September 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
It’s probably fine. She was like Abby right back
September 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
How the fuck am I the first like on this
September 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Wait are they talking about a dicky widdle?
September 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
this series is not to all tastes, but the Alexandria Quartet is kind of one big exercise in this. The presentation of the second perspective that comes in book two is really something
September 3, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Are we sure these aren’t ai
September 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM