My mother (nearly 82) just broke her hip, wrist and shoulder in a fall and she didn’t whine this much Carol #thearchers
September 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
My mother (nearly 82) just broke her hip, wrist and shoulder in a fall and she didn’t whine this much Carol #thearchers
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Go outside? But isn't that where outside is?
September 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Go outside? But isn't that where outside is?
Fuck I’m so so so so so tired and I have to go to Pilates
September 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Fuck I’m so so so so so tired and I have to go to Pilates
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Just spilt some milk whilst in the middle of chopping an onion. Didn't know what to do with myself.
September 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Just spilt some milk whilst in the middle of chopping an onion. Didn't know what to do with myself.
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Don't get a cat if you don't like opening doors.
September 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Don't get a cat if you don't like opening doors.
The terror of a message asking me if I meant to save a photo to a shared album, the relief when it’s just a picture of my face
September 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The terror of a message asking me if I meant to save a photo to a shared album, the relief when it’s just a picture of my face
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The strobe light stays on during sex.
September 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
The strobe light stays on during sex.
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My parents when I was born: "I can't wait for them to grow up and repeatedly fix the printer for us"
September 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My parents when I was born: "I can't wait for them to grow up and repeatedly fix the printer for us"
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We can recycle nudes, right?
September 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
We can recycle nudes, right?
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A truly majestic sighting…
September 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
A truly majestic sighting…
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Phone Sales Rep: "May I speak with the head of the household please?"
Me: "Just a sec, she’s using the litter box."
Me: "Just a sec, she’s using the litter box."
September 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Phone Sales Rep: "May I speak with the head of the household please?"
Me: "Just a sec, she’s using the litter box."
Me: "Just a sec, she’s using the litter box."
Tbf this is not Lilly’s first older man #thearchers
September 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Tbf this is not Lilly’s first older man #thearchers
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mushrooms are so versatile. they can feed you deliciously, they can kill you, they can get you wizard high, they can grow in crazy places, they can glow... what CAN'T they do? vote. not yet anyway -- but if elected, im going to make sure that changes. now, folks,
September 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
mushrooms are so versatile. they can feed you deliciously, they can kill you, they can get you wizard high, they can grow in crazy places, they can glow... what CAN'T they do? vote. not yet anyway -- but if elected, im going to make sure that changes. now, folks,
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She's a ten but it's short for tense
September 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
She's a ten but it's short for tense
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I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
September 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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September 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
What’s your ten year plan of AI are to wipe us all out by 2036?
September 14, 2026 at 5:20 AM
What’s your ten year plan of AI are to wipe us all out by 2036?
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The different reactions….
September 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The different reactions….
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Dog psychosis has hit me hard with this one. Less than a month after finding Peggy I call her by the nonsensical nickname Pegatha Christie which I inexplicably sing to the tune of Eleanor Rigby
September 13, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Dog psychosis has hit me hard with this one. Less than a month after finding Peggy I call her by the nonsensical nickname Pegatha Christie which I inexplicably sing to the tune of Eleanor Rigby
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There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters.
September 13, 2026 at 8:35 AM
There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters.
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You can tell a lot about someone’s character by how they feel about the government providing free school breakfasts for children.
September 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
You can tell a lot about someone’s character by how they feel about the government providing free school breakfasts for children.
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I touch myself sometimes when I think about my boyfriend but rubbing your temples doesn't really count.
September 12, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I touch myself sometimes when I think about my boyfriend but rubbing your temples doesn't really count.