Jeff
@banterability.com
Ideally: chicago, computers, bikes, photography, et al
More often than not: the horrors (sorry)
More often than not: the horrors (sorry)
The economics of “all the gnocchi in cream you can eat at 1 a.m.” isn’t coming out in your favor, humble late night snacker. The house always wins.
July 24, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The economics of “all the gnocchi in cream you can eat at 1 a.m.” isn’t coming out in your favor, humble late night snacker. The house always wins.
Lake forever, problems for now
June 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Lake forever, problems for now
Biking along and contemplating a new life as a speed-scratch ingredient on its way to a fast casual restaurant for just a little too long.
May 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Biking along and contemplating a new life as a speed-scratch ingredient on its way to a fast casual restaurant for just a little too long.
*rappeling through a ceiling vent*
“I’M IN”
“I’M IN”
April 29, 2026 at 5:07 AM
*rappeling through a ceiling vent*
“I’M IN”
“I’M IN”
Now that it’s backed by Gemini, my Google Home has suddenly decided it can’t discuss cocktail recipes or even acknowledge the address of a named bar or liquor store in my all-adult household.
April 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Now that it’s backed by Gemini, my Google Home has suddenly decided it can’t discuss cocktail recipes or even acknowledge the address of a named bar or liquor store in my all-adult household.
Wishing I remembered how to do sentence diagrams. 16 commas in this baby!
February 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Wishing I remembered how to do sentence diagrams. 16 commas in this baby!
(stupid hard to catch the single frame where it hasn’t had a chance to do it yet)
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
(stupid hard to catch the single frame where it hasn’t had a chance to do it yet)
Nothing ominous about grounding all drone flights in Chicago effective immediately
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Nothing ominous about grounding all drone flights in Chicago effective immediately
Breathtaking taxonomy in the Chicago 311 app
August 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Breathtaking taxonomy in the Chicago 311 app
February 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Stuck in a boot loop trying to decide whether to be angriest about:
1. an "interesting" week
2. don't forget to touch grass!
3. "PS: If you have a few dollars to spare…"
1. an "interesting" week
2. don't forget to touch grass!
3. "PS: If you have a few dollars to spare…"
January 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Stuck in a boot loop trying to decide whether to be angriest about:
1. an "interesting" week
2. don't forget to touch grass!
3. "PS: If you have a few dollars to spare…"
1. an "interesting" week
2. don't forget to touch grass!
3. "PS: If you have a few dollars to spare…"
Chase Bank’s innovative mobile application offers me the features I care about, like brand loyalty trivia I can purposely fuck up over and over until a banker calls for a wellness check.
January 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Chase Bank’s innovative mobile application offers me the features I care about, like brand loyalty trivia I can purposely fuck up over and over until a banker calls for a wellness check.
A reminder from last time, on the other place: x.com/MattGlassman...
November 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
A reminder from last time, on the other place: x.com/MattGlassman...
Biannual appreciation of the bonkers United Airlines security questions, which have the audacity to presume both that they can enumerate all the possible choices for deeply subjective questions AND that your taste and preferences are immutable.
February 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Biannual appreciation of the bonkers United Airlines security questions, which have the audacity to presume both that they can enumerate all the possible choices for deeply subjective questions AND that your taste and preferences are immutable.
Not a botanist, but feels rude that they have to share a page
February 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Not a botanist, but feels rude that they have to share a page
Onboarding by postcard to @puzzmo.bsky.social is such a delight
October 26, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Onboarding by postcard to @puzzmo.bsky.social is such a delight