Chris Delauder
@beaglebets.bsky.social
Dogs, curling, code. Owned by a beagle.
i cannot put into words how much i hate the tarmac bus
ok i thought we were stalled on the jetbridge to the plane but the line finally started moving and i rounded the corner to see....
a bus
a bus
September 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
i cannot put into words how much i hate the tarmac bus
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
oh in dallas
September 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
oh in dallas
i'm on the board of the curling club and tonight is our opening night party and now i'm supposed to mingle while all i can think about is the slut gnomes of false berlin. thanks a lot kenathon
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
September 18, 2026 at 11:56 PM
i'm on the board of the curling club and tonight is our opening night party and now i'm supposed to mingle while all i can think about is the slut gnomes of false berlin. thanks a lot kenathon
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keeping “came in a fluffer” takes this from funny to high art
September 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
keeping “came in a fluffer” takes this from funny to high art
i'm still reeling from finding out a couple of days ago that i'm older than Jamelle Bouie
I can't believe this is how Jamelle Bouie found out about Aella
We can no longer look away from The Chart if we are to defeat the batshit billionaire rationalist sex cult running the American AI industry.
I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this.
knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...
I’m so sorry you all had to find out like this.
knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/me...
September 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i'm still reeling from finding out a couple of days ago that i'm older than Jamelle Bouie
how did i know it was time to go outside and walk the dogs? my entire bluesky feed was reposts and discussion of the aella birthday gangbang sankey chart
September 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
how did i know it was time to go outside and walk the dogs? my entire bluesky feed was reposts and discussion of the aella birthday gangbang sankey chart
going to go around insulting people by telling them they could get a job at the fbi
September 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
going to go around insulting people by telling them they could get a job at the fbi
you really have to hand it to kash patel for ensuring that the fbi will now forever be thought of as bestiality practitioners
September 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
you really have to hand it to kash patel for ensuring that the fbi will now forever be thought of as bestiality practitioners
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Now here’s something everyone can enjoy
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_LNlx...
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_LNlx...
September 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Now here’s something everyone can enjoy
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_LNlx...
www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_LNlx...
typo = was the grink there?
bleak = did the grunch write that?
bleak = did the grunch write that?
September 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
typo = was the grink there?
bleak = did the grunch write that?
bleak = did the grunch write that?
there are spiders everywhere rn. i haven't seen them this prolific in years
September 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
there are spiders everywhere rn. i haven't seen them this prolific in years
Dear Canadian immigration authorities - i'm a pretty decent club curler
Dear Canadian immigration authorities - I genuinely believe no lyric has ever been written that goes harder than:
“Ah, for just one time
I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin
Reaching for the Beaufort Sea.”
“Ah, for just one time
I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin
Reaching for the Beaufort Sea.”
Dear Canadian immigration authorities: I know all the words to “Northwest Passage” and sing it a lot in the car
September 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Dear Canadian immigration authorities - i'm a pretty decent club curler
there's some kids with a trebuchet at 1000 acres
September 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
there's some kids with a trebuchet at 1000 acres
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my friend sent me this with absolutely context
September 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
my friend sent me this with absolutely context
my friend sent me this with absolutely context
September 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
my friend sent me this with absolutely context
they beat meta to legs
September 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
they beat meta to legs
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Congrats everybody! We did it!
August 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Congrats everybody! We did it!
i won $160 as the runner up in lawn bowling league
August 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i won $160 as the runner up in lawn bowling league
potentially controversial take, but i don't think dogs should have to computer
August 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
potentially controversial take, but i don't think dogs should have to computer
i don't care about this bullshit in the same way that i don't care if a dog can run faster or a cheetah can run faster than a human. but also, show me a robot that can stop running
A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.
August 25, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i don't care about this bullshit in the same way that i don't care if a dog can run faster or a cheetah can run faster than a human. but also, show me a robot that can stop running
this being an animation instead of a static image is so gratuitous
August 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
this being an animation instead of a static image is so gratuitous
