jimitski hendrix
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excuse me, napoleon!
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It looks like everyone involved in this game thought “NFL Wednesday” was a joke until this afternoon.
The refs had to call Peacock— “Yeah when the players called, we were like ‘What?’”
The refs had to call Peacock— “Yeah when the players called, we were like ‘What?’”
September 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It looks like everyone involved in this game thought “NFL Wednesday” was a joke until this afternoon.
The refs had to call Peacock— “Yeah when the players called, we were like ‘What?’”
The refs had to call Peacock— “Yeah when the players called, we were like ‘What?’”
The way those acne stars have been asserted as fine and not embarrassing makes me believe we should’ve just normalized having a pimple now and then.
September 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
The way those acne stars have been asserted as fine and not embarrassing makes me believe we should’ve just normalized having a pimple now and then.
The worst part of Woke 1 was everyone getting mad at Jonathan Franzen every few weeks for saying he didn’t like social media, as if leaving it if you become rich and famous isn’t the sane/rational/enviable thing to do.
September 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
The worst part of Woke 1 was everyone getting mad at Jonathan Franzen every few weeks for saying he didn’t like social media, as if leaving it if you become rich and famous isn’t the sane/rational/enviable thing to do.
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Extremely niche tweet:
Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp.
Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp.
August 20, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Extremely niche tweet:
Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp.
Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp.
(Dublin 1969)
Beth: ha did you guys figure out what you’re going to call your group? Remember you can’t name it after me!
Guys about to form Thin Lizzy and lose a friend: Don’t worry we didn’t.
Beth: ha did you guys figure out what you’re going to call your group? Remember you can’t name it after me!
Guys about to form Thin Lizzy and lose a friend: Don’t worry we didn’t.
August 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
(Dublin 1969)
Beth: ha did you guys figure out what you’re going to call your group? Remember you can’t name it after me!
Guys about to form Thin Lizzy and lose a friend: Don’t worry we didn’t.
Beth: ha did you guys figure out what you’re going to call your group? Remember you can’t name it after me!
Guys about to form Thin Lizzy and lose a friend: Don’t worry we didn’t.
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Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
Who you're yelling at, when you're yelling at Jon Ossoff:
August 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Who you're yelling at, when you're yelling at Jon Ossoff:
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A fine World Cup but all that remains…
July 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
A fine World Cup but all that remains…
Obviously he hasn’t read Never Let Me Go, but surely he has a butler who’s a big Ishiguro fan (as I assume all butlers are)
extremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
July 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Obviously he hasn’t read Never Let Me Go, but surely he has a butler who’s a big Ishiguro fan (as I assume all butlers are)
The summer I learned how to spell both "diarrhea" and "Odyssey" on the first try.
July 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The summer I learned how to spell both "diarrhea" and "Odyssey" on the first try.
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hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
July 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
Gonna try to bring “post study abroad” energy to life after the World Cup.
“Halftime? Oh you mean the ‘medio-tiempo Verizon’?”
“Halftime? Oh you mean the ‘medio-tiempo Verizon’?”
July 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Gonna try to bring “post study abroad” energy to life after the World Cup.
“Halftime? Oh you mean the ‘medio-tiempo Verizon’?”
“Halftime? Oh you mean the ‘medio-tiempo Verizon’?”
You think FIFA is letting Argentina lose? Cuz at this age it’s marginal.
July 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
You think FIFA is letting Argentina lose? Cuz at this age it’s marginal.
Did we cancel your flight? Lol. Yeah no, rebook in the app. Lmao, not working? Ok here’s a phone number for an AI bot that doesn’t work either. A person? We’ve only got one left and it’s both her first day and last day before retirement. Wherever you are, you live now.
July 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Did we cancel your flight? Lol. Yeah no, rebook in the app. Lmao, not working? Ok here’s a phone number for an AI bot that doesn’t work either. A person? We’ve only got one left and it’s both her first day and last day before retirement. Wherever you are, you live now.
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can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
June 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
Vance blasts Israel’s response to Iran deal: “You're a country of nine million people. You can't just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have.”
June 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
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We really had a choice between most people being able to live like the Simpsons and a few perverts being able to own superyachts and we chose the second one
it's really something isn't it? a modest ranch home? burgers on the grill on sunday? maybe drive down to the grand canyon with the kids this summer for a few days? you can't have that. so they can have everything
June 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We really had a choice between most people being able to live like the Simpsons and a few perverts being able to own superyachts and we chose the second one
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the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025
June 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025