Bernaldunk Cooterpunch
@bigcat.bsky.social
definitely not that british dude
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the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
July 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
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Something akin to the Nuremberg trials is basically the starting point to court my vote from here.
ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began.
These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system.
Abolish ICE.
These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system.
Abolish ICE.
July 14, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Something akin to the Nuremberg trials is basically the starting point to court my vote from here.
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
July 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
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You can talk all about the overinflated promises with AI, the environmental problems, and the artless slop. But I still think the resistance to the tech boils down to the fact that its proponents keep saying they want to use it to immiserate us.
May 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You can talk all about the overinflated promises with AI, the environmental problems, and the artless slop. But I still think the resistance to the tech boils down to the fact that its proponents keep saying they want to use it to immiserate us.
Start naming specific people who are going to be put in jail after Dems take power unless they comply.
Can confirm
Treasury is holding thousands of Epstein‑related financial records — including overseas payments from Epstein routed through Russian banks
Treasury refuses to release them to Congress
Treasury refuses to release them to Congress
April 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Start naming specific people who are going to be put in jail after Dems take power unless they comply.
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we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
March 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
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me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
March 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
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OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
March 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend
February 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend
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Yesterday it was snowballs, today I threw a baby bear at an officer in the park.
February 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Yesterday it was snowballs, today I threw a baby bear at an officer in the park.
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having a stress dream about a college exam is so embarrassing. like ma’am, you’re closer to menopause than graduation, please get a new fear.
February 24, 2026 at 12:21 PM
having a stress dream about a college exam is so embarrassing. like ma’am, you’re closer to menopause than graduation, please get a new fear.
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The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.
February 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.
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Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014
February 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014
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Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
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BREAKING: Riots in Philadelphia following Seahawks win
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
BREAKING: Riots in Philadelphia following Seahawks win
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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I am not going to repost the vile and racist image that Trump posted last night of President & First Lady Obama because it is beyond disgusting. Trump is a vile racist as is every Republican that continues to support him. I don’t want to hear mumbling from Mike Johnson or stoic silence from Thune.
February 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I am not going to repost the vile and racist image that Trump posted last night of President & First Lady Obama because it is beyond disgusting. Trump is a vile racist as is every Republican that continues to support him. I don’t want to hear mumbling from Mike Johnson or stoic silence from Thune.
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Trump's constant degradation of female reporters is unsurprising but the press corps' collective decision to treat it as background noise is actually kind of sickening
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Trump's constant degradation of female reporters is unsurprising but the press corps' collective decision to treat it as background noise is actually kind of sickening
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I don't think we should depend on the afterlife to punish those currently in power
April 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don't think we should depend on the afterlife to punish those currently in power