Bobby
@bobbyeye.bsky.social
Live and let live. No hate, no politics, no religion.
Everything else is on the table
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapjphm7ltec
Everything else is on the table
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapjphm7ltec
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If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care
September 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care
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you know what pairs well w everything?
cheese
cheese
September 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
you know what pairs well w everything?
cheese
cheese
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i never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless
September 30, 2026 at 2:33 PM
i never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless
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I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
September 30, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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Checked out the Amish pornhub category. It’s just Rebekkah slowly churning butter with one bare ankle in the frame.
September 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Checked out the Amish pornhub category. It’s just Rebekkah slowly churning butter with one bare ankle in the frame.
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Follow me for more health tips. Good morning! 🩷
September 23, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Follow me for more health tips. Good morning! 🩷
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Life's too short.
Eat the gas station sushi.
Punch a weasel.
Call your mom.
Eat the gas station sushi.
Punch a weasel.
Call your mom.
September 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Life's too short.
Eat the gas station sushi.
Punch a weasel.
Call your mom.
Eat the gas station sushi.
Punch a weasel.
Call your mom.
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The fact that Teams shows when you're "in a meeting" but still lets people message you anyway is psychological terrorism
September 23, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The fact that Teams shows when you're "in a meeting" but still lets people message you anyway is psychological terrorism
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Might post some shit.
Might camp out outside your window...
Might camp out outside your window...
July 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Might post some shit.
Might camp out outside your window...
Might camp out outside your window...
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Actually its a roll of dog poop bags in my pocket AND I'm also happy to see you.
September 20, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Actually its a roll of dog poop bags in my pocket AND I'm also happy to see you.
Good luck fighting off the cooties pork chop 👍
September 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Good luck fighting off the cooties pork chop 👍
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*takes a bite of Pringle*
*nods at waiter*
"Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
*nods at waiter*
"Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
September 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
*takes a bite of Pringle*
*nods at waiter*
"Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
*nods at waiter*
"Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
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You should mention your inability to form complete sentences in your dating profile.
September 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
You should mention your inability to form complete sentences in your dating profile.
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not social not antisocial but a secret third thing (so tired)
September 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
not social not antisocial but a secret third thing (so tired)
Noon
That's enough adulting for one day
That's enough adulting for one day
September 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Noon
That's enough adulting for one day
That's enough adulting for one day
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11th Dimension Noodles:
Empty pocket of existence into open space
Add fluid matter and bring to boil
Fold until cool
Combine with primordial soup
Serves 1
May contain nuts
Empty pocket of existence into open space
Add fluid matter and bring to boil
Fold until cool
Combine with primordial soup
Serves 1
May contain nuts
September 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
11th Dimension Noodles:
Empty pocket of existence into open space
Add fluid matter and bring to boil
Fold until cool
Combine with primordial soup
Serves 1
May contain nuts
Empty pocket of existence into open space
Add fluid matter and bring to boil
Fold until cool
Combine with primordial soup
Serves 1
May contain nuts
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what i lack in memory, i make up
September 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
what i lack in memory, i make up
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There’s something off about the photo booth set up by the feral cats but we can’t get an employee brave enough to check it out
September 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
There’s something off about the photo booth set up by the feral cats but we can’t get an employee brave enough to check it out
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whatever a tree is, is an out of office experience
August 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
whatever a tree is, is an out of office experience
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doesn’t measurements shift when you’re enduring conditions
August 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
doesn’t measurements shift when you’re enduring conditions
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my necrosis body is almost ready, should be ripe by halloween
September 2, 2026 at 7:43 AM
my necrosis body is almost ready, should be ripe by halloween
If the person on the other end doesn't know you smile when you read their message, you should tell them
September 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
If the person on the other end doesn't know you smile when you read their message, you should tell them
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We’re not sure if it’s a baby with an old man’s face or an old man with a baby’s body. Either way, the fourth floor is off limits until further notice.
September 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
We’re not sure if it’s a baby with an old man’s face or an old man with a baby’s body. Either way, the fourth floor is off limits until further notice.
*maintains eye contact while cutting sausage with scissors
September 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
*maintains eye contact while cutting sausage with scissors
* pauses to make sure I'm not gonna fuck it up
* fucks it up anyhow
* fucks it up anyhow
September 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
* pauses to make sure I'm not gonna fuck it up
* fucks it up anyhow
* fucks it up anyhow