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Brainmist
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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE

This is a* (pre-enshittification) federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account.

*not exclusively.

If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard.

(Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)
In commemoration, the base has been renamed to more accurately reflect its purpose and Denmark's commitment to on-going relations.
September 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Oh no
September 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I mean...
September 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Hey now.

Words hurt.

And he was just starting to come out of his shell...
September 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You know where there aren't smothering blankets, felonious geese with crowbars, or burn barrels exuding toxic smoke?
September 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
My thought process:
September 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
No joke. Stay Puft in a suit. Hell, they're even wearing the same colors.

Side by side, it's uncanny.
September 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The drink I'd need:
September 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
More like Beaker without hair:
September 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I love this for us.
September 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
LOL, "Charlie Dem" applies in so many, many situations.
September 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I was watching a very odd Anthony Perkins movie and rabbit holed down his Wikipedia page, ending up here:

It's a weird, weirdly interconnected world.
September 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It's so sad when they finally leave the safe, soft, blanket-free nest!
September 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Remember the good ol' days, when our presidents looked presidential?

And it's not a matter of size... Pritzker pulls off polished too. And he's a Chicagoan! (compliment)
September 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I am very curious to know what is going on at "Churc".
September 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I dunno, that may work in their favor...

(It won't. The secret ingredient isn't hair or lack of it, it's character.)
September 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Rs with your home river:
September 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
What Trump dreams about during all those mid-meeting "power naps":
September 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
LitHound Gang.
September 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I wish bluesky had a poll option. Random question:

Which is the best Gabriel?
September 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
There are, which makes the slop extra annoying, because first off the natural world is actually marvelous and doesn't need embellishment, and second, it makes the wonders out there seem less real, and less worth preserving.

Look at this goofy guy! Is it a real bird or AI slop?
September 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Kinda seems like "retro" is the wrong adjective here to convey why this topic is trending....
September 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Ahaha you know it.

Oh, and it is, of course, humid. Not as humid as it will be tonight. But humid.
September 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Recirculating with alt text.

Gloria Steinem (1934-2026)
September 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
OK, but you know where there aren't any power cords or other shock risks?

That's right.
September 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM